Just a few thoughts

[Saint in Paradise]

You never know exactly when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do
anything productive for the rest of the day

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Nothing annoys more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page file that I swear
I did not make any changes to.

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.