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Dog
06-08-2008, 12:49 PM
Do you,

A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back?

B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back?

C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front?

D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front?

E. Don't wipe at all?

F. Use your hand like a Turk?

G. Use a hosepipe like a Iraqi?

H. Use your dog?

I. Wait till you get home?
Master Bates
06-08-2008, 12:50 PM
A with toilet tissue

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scott_saints
06-08-2008, 12:52 PM
D .
CabbageFace
06-08-2008, 12:57 PM
Considering you shouldnt wipe back to front i would go for F.
SNSUN
06-08-2008, 01:08 PM
H - I use Dog.
EastleighSoulBoy
06-08-2008, 01:08 PM
Considering you shouldnt wipe back to front i would go for F.

Isn't that advice more specific to females? To avoid infection of the vagina? It's certainly what I was advised when being taught about cleaning a baby girl.
SNSUN
06-08-2008, 01:10 PM
Isn't that advice more specific to females? To avoid infection of the vagina? It's certainly what I was advised when being taught about cleaning a baby girl.

It is a well known fact that ladies do not poo. All the crap just comes out of their mouths....


Ooh, controversial...
CabbageFace
06-08-2008, 01:42 PM
Isn't that advice more specific to females? To avoid infection of the vagina? It's certainly what I was advised when being taught about cleaning a baby girl.

Im pretty sure getting a dollop of poo on your testie isnt good for them.

Plus im a hymaphradite so i get poo in and on.

Yoa Zung Xi.
mehball
06-08-2008, 02:45 PM
J - Jump in shower
Crouchie's Lawyer
06-08-2008, 04:31 PM
K - Let the boxers do the work for me.

Im the same as Scotty. A lot of my mates take the **** as apparently this is 'not the way to wipe your ass'.

I find you get more purchase going from back to front and therefore leave your crack cleaner.

In answer to your question CF, no you dont get chocolate balls, you stop wiping before you get to your balls. There is the 'gooch' or 'no mans land' which is inbetween your balls and crack anyhow. You stop before reaching this. Otherwise the same could be asked for wiping from front to back... would you not get she-hite on your back? No because you stop wiping before you get that far.

Dr Crapper

HTH