Middle Names.

[Dog]

My middle name is Jane.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

My middle name is .... I dont have a middle name :-(

[Pancake]

Ive got 2 of the ****ers.

[ozzmeister]

My middle name is James - nothing origonal or interesting unfortunatly.

[Julian H. Cope]

I've got one.Try and guess.

[PompeyLass]

I've got one.Try and guess.

Henry

[CabbageFace]

I've got one.Try and guess.

Cant

[Dog]

No you knobs. You tell us what your middle names are, I'm sure some of you guys have some corkers...

Dog Jane

[Julian H. Cope]

Henry

No.I'll give you a clue.My user name isn't my real name.

[Master Bates]

I also have 2, initials are M D

[Julian H. Cope]

Cant

No.You *****.

[CabbageFace]

Henry-Polltrain-Smithe-Wistlecambelt-marmite-tunnel-the third.

[Dog]

I also have 2, initials are M D

Michael after Jackson.

David after the Jewish star.

I win.

[Julian H. Cope]

I also have 2, initials are M D

Monk Dawallydahonk?

[saintrich]

My middle name is James - nothing origonal or interesting unfortunatly.


+1.

[Master Bates]

Monk Dawallydahonk?

so so close, but no cigar

[Master Bates]

Michael after Jackson.

David after the Jewish star.

I win.

Not even close

[Dark Sotonic Mills]

Not even close

Мэл*чо DotCom

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I also have 2, initials are M D

More dope? :D

[Master Bates]

Мэл*чо DotCom

Correct amount of letters for the M name


More dope? :D

:D

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Matthew David

[Saint Martini]

Matthew David

Can you count?

[Master Bates]

Can you count?

Don't think he can

[Appy]

Peter

[Jillyanne]

Michael Dylan

[scott_saints]

Mine is _

[Master Bates]

Michael Dylan

Another who can't count :)

See my response to DSMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Correct amount of letters for the M name
:D

Erm you have edited your post. It originally said 'correct amount of letters' so ****** ****** could be Matthew David if you used one of the letters from the latter word to put into the first word.


Matthew David


Can you count?

See above. Yes I can count, he did not originally specify correct amount of letters in each word. And the total amount of letters was right.


Don't think he can

Bah! :D

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Miguel Darren

[Master Bates]

M = 6 letters
D = 7

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Matthew but spelt mathew?

[Jillyanne]

M = 6 letters
D = 7

Marcus Donovan

[SNSUN]

Matthew Paul Le Tissier.

[Master Bates]

Marcus Donovan

bwah ha ha ha ha sounds like a porn star, I suggest you all give up, no one will get it.

[scott_saints]

Master Debates

[Jillyanne]

Melvin something

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Mybalz Dosmell?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Melvin something

No jilleh, it begins with D and is only 7 letters!

:rolleyes:

[Master Bates]

Melvin something

Ooooooooo Miss smarty pants, closest yet

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Mervin

[Master Bates]

Mervin

Very very nearly

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

STARVIN MARVIN!!!

Confident thats the first one...

Now for the second

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/archives/starvin%20marvin.gif

[Master Bates]

Still not the first one

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Marvin Desmond

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Still not the first one

Not Marvin?

Malvin?

[Master Bates]

Again, still not Marvin/Malvin or Desmond.

[scott_saints]

Martin Derrick

[SNSUN]

Massive dongus.

[mehball]

Mine is .... Don't have one

[Pancake]

Marnin

[bridge too far]

Very very nearly

Melvin?

Mervyn?

[Master Bates]

Melvin?

Mervyn

Woo hoo bridgemeister

[CabbageFace]

Mervyn Bridges

[bridge too far]

Mervyn Bridges


Mervyn bridges the gap between........?

Ideas?

[Master Bates]

Mervyn bridges the gap between........?

Ideas?

you and me?

Anyways, see if you can get the second one, begins with D

[bridge too far]

Delbert - Bright Like Daytime - M - English

[bridge too far]

Delling - Scintillating - Either - Scandinavian

[bridge too far]

Dempster - Judge - M - English

[Master Bates]

No, I have a spade on my head

[bridge too far]

Derrick
Desmond
Donovan

Sh*t - I'm bored today

[Master Bates]

Derrick
Desmond
Donovan

Sh*t - I'm bored today

No, I have a spade on my head

[Jillyanne]

Douglas

[Master Bates]

Douglas

Well done you :D

Two lovely ladies getting a name right = special pm

[CabbageFace]

No, I have a spade on my head

Racist.

[bridge too far]

No, I have a spade on my head

Shouldn't that be 'I have a lady spade on my head'? Dug Lass?

Sorreeeeeee :o

[Master Bates]

http://i37.tinypic.com/21bm9fn.gif

[CabbageFace]

Shouldn't that be 'I have a lady spade on my head'? Dug Lass?

Sorreeeeeee :o

For the purpose of the joke its

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

Douglas.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

You are all morons

[Master Bates]

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Anything you like he's dead

[CabbageFace]

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

Lou

etc etc etc non funny non funny non funny blah

[Scudamore]

What do you call a man with a bicycle on his head?

Dunno. I didn't stick around to find out...

Made the front page of the Echo though...

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

What do you call a man that posts random she hite and digs at everyone.

Cabbage Face

[Jillyanne]

What do you call a man that posts random she hite and digs at everyone.

Cabbage Face

Wrong, the answer is Rattlehead.

[Junction 9]

Charles. Used to hate it, now not so much.

[Jillyanne]

My middle name begins with A, FACT.

[Michelle]

My middle name begins with A, FACT.

So does mine.

HTH.

[SNSUN]

My middle name begins with A, FACT.

Jilly Anne :-)

My middle name is plain old John. So boring in fact that I'm glad I paid my £5 and haven't wasted this post.

[saint boggy]

as i stated in a previous thread earlier this week, my middle name is.................compassion ;)


(ok, that's not really true, but compared to my actual middle name i would prefer it!!):D

[TopGun]

I have two middle names. That is because I was destined to become the captain of Hampshire Cricket Club until Shane K Warne arrived.

But its ok as I have a cool signature and the girl at the bank fancies me now.

[Nexstar]

Oliver

My initials are SOG :(

[jawillwill]

Oliver

My initials are SOG :(



You think thats bad. My name is William Andrew Norman Kidd