Fat football players.

[Dog]

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Skill rating 6/10
Goal scoring rating 7/10
Fitness 3/10
Pie eating rating 10/10

[SuperMikey]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/8/2/1280763929643/Sol-Campbell-006.jpg

[ohwhenthesaints]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/10/article-1093666-02C08AD3000005DC-489_306x407.jpg

http://images.teamtalk.com/08/09/800x600/AdebayoAkinfenwa2Northam_1204947.jpg

[Saint_Rick]

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Skill rating 6/10
Goal scoring rating 7/10
Fitness 3/10
Pie eating rating 10/10


who is that?

[Dog]

who is that?

Neil Shipperley :)

[Colinjb]

who is that?

Ha, That is Neil Shipperly.

[suewhistle]

B****y h**l, is it really? That's a well equipped pub team he plays for!

I have to admit I'm a kilo over my winter season weight after a summer in the UK but I'm positively sylph like compared with him and he's nearly 20 years younger. Possibly bigger boobs than mine n'all! Still, nothing like 4 evenings training a week to get the weight off.

[Dog]

Possibly bigger boobs than mine n'all!

Ruuuuuuuule 1 !!!

[Barry the Badger]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/8/2/1280763929643/Sol-Campbell-006.jpg

Didn't he try to claim it was just the angle of the photo? The fat f*ck.

[ericofarabia]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YaPqPMmglZE/SJTKJ5bLpmI/AAAAAAAAADs/Axc-SXjy0JI/s320/fat-ronaldo.jpg

[ericofarabia]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/10/article-1093424-0195B0810000044D-971_468x559.jpg

[SuperMikey]

Didn't he try to claim it was just the angle of the photo? The fat f*ck.

Yeah, bloody cheek! This was him a few days ago;

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/31/article-0-0AFD7CC4000005DC-60_306x522.jpg

He's still no f*cking supermodel.

[Robsk II]

Puskas. Decent player, I hear..

http://www.catflapfootball.com/uploads/e0018924-9df4-4d52-b2c2-0d2ad2edd5a5.jpg

[keithd]

Puskas. Decent player, I hear..

http://www.catflapfootball.com/uploads/e0018924-9df4-4d52-b2c2-0d2ad2edd5a5.jpg

that ball is going over the bar!

[ericofarabia]

that ball is going over the bar!

How did he mange to run with only one leg that split into two seperate legs below the knee?

[ericofarabia]

Puskas. Decent player, I hear..

http://www.catflapfootball.com/uploads/e0018924-9df4-4d52-b2c2-0d2ad2edd5a5.jpg

Are you Dave Merrington in real life?

He somehow managed to compere various Saints forwards with Puskas for about 3 weeks in a row!!

[suewhistle]

Still another kilo to go (I was lying, it was nearer 3 kilos over), but I seem to have stalled a bit. My argument being that muscle is heavier than fat and I've definitely got no fat on my legs now!

PS What's rule 1?

[Colinjb]

Still another kilo to go (I was lying, it was nearer 3 kilos over), but I seem to have stalled a bit. My argument being that muscle is heavier than fat and I've definitely got no fat on my legs now!

PS What's rule 1?

Rule 1 = Show us a picture.

[SuperMikey]

Still another kilo to go (I was lying, it was nearer 3 kilos over), but I seem to have stalled a bit. My argument being that muscle is heavier than fat and I've definitely got no fat on my legs now!

PS What's rule 1?

Don't talk about Fat Club.

[Colinjb]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jul2008/3/3/59959A4E-DDE3-0F05-D235A09639969060.jpg

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jul2008/5/4/599599E2-FF73-2F89-32BD97A24854FF03.jpg

[suewhistle]

Thanks for the pics, guys. They make me feel a whole lot better! Still no personal pics yet: 'spose I'd have to host them on flikr or summat?

[Dog]

Sue, thanks for the PM's. You really are a stunner arn't you, a great pair of legs, firm pert breasts, and now I know why your called 'whistle', I bet a few tunes have been played on that old kebab.
I will try and send one back Sue, but I need a back, crack and sack wax first.
L8rs!

[Dog]

Sh*t! Sorry Sue, that was meant to be a PM.

[suewhistle]

P*** off Dune!;-) I don't send dodgy pics to dodgy blokes! Mind you, the thought of you having a waxing makes me cackle.

You're not my type, I'm afraid. Unfortunately the girls in my footie side are all too young... and if you entered our changing rooms you'd have to make sure the shower was freezing..

[Hatch]

Good job I'm not a dodgy bloke.

[tartanowl]

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Ex Owl Adam Proudlock

[Crab Lungs]

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Ex Owl Adam Proudlock

Isn't Richie Humphries a bit of a porker as well these days?

[saint_stevo]

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Look who it is Lungs.....

[Crab Lungs]

Look who it is Lungs.....

If only they had a like button on here! Bring on the beast for FC Santos!

[Robsk II]

Are you Dave Merrington in real life?

He somehow managed to compere various Saints forwards with Puskas for about 3 weeks in a row!!

Ssssshhh

[Chin Strain]

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[Chin Strain]

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[saint_stevo]

If only they had a like button on here! Bring on the beast for FC Santos!

The9 take note

[hamster]

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