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Dog
10-08-2008, 02:58 PM
I have been wondering about this for some time now....


How the hell does Abu Hamza wipe his /\RSE ?
TopGun
10-08-2008, 02:59 PM
I too have wondered this previously. I guess he has social services call around twice a day.
Block 18
10-08-2008, 03:16 PM
I have been wondering about this for some time now....


How the hell does Abu Hamza wipe his /\RSE ?


With extreme caution :D
Weston Super Saint
10-08-2008, 03:22 PM
With this

http://www.geekalerts.com/u/camo-toilet.jpg
hamster
10-08-2008, 03:23 PM
He doesn't need to, his a*^"hole is shacked in a cave somewhere in the TaraPalmer Mountains.
SNSUN
10-08-2008, 06:12 PM
I have been wondering about this for some time now....


How the hell does Abu Hamza wipe his /\RSE ?

He doesn't need to. All the sh*t comes out of his mouth.
gaz
10-08-2008, 06:19 PM
Sickipedia claims another victim.

I R SEARIUS QWESCHUN!
Ludwig
10-08-2008, 06:45 PM
With the other hand?
exit2
10-08-2008, 07:01 PM
With the other hand?

he hasnt got one!
Deppo
10-08-2008, 07:15 PM
How does he manually pleasure a lady?
Ludwig
10-08-2008, 07:21 PM
he hasnt got one!

I thought he only had one hook? Either way, hook the toilet roll in and just move it up and down, hoping it's worked.
OldNick
10-08-2008, 07:29 PM
By hook or by crook he'll do it.
Deppo
10-08-2008, 07:31 PM
Very good.
Saint Martini
10-08-2008, 07:43 PM
He could roll a bit of paper on the backside of the hook and wipe?
EastleighSoulBoy
10-08-2008, 07:48 PM
Unfortunately some poor P.O. has to do it for him.

I'd make sure that I had chilli oil on my fingers and accidentally made a little contact every time I had to do it!
Deppo
10-08-2008, 07:49 PM
I'd use sandpaper.
Deppo
10-08-2008, 07:50 PM
Should this unlikely situation ever arise.
Crouchie's Lawyer
11-08-2008, 07:59 AM
Kind of like Captain Hook in Peter Pan, I expect he has different 'hands' for different occasions. He could unscrew his hook (dunno how he would do this with no hand to grip it with but bear with me) and screw on a 'bum wiping hand'. Do the deed and then pop his hook back on.
CabbageFace
11-08-2008, 08:01 AM
He has a normal hand.

HTH
Crouchie's Lawyer
11-08-2008, 08:06 AM
I spy with my one working eye...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1560000/images/_1564626_hamza150.jpg

I have tried to find a picture of him showing either a second hook or a working hand but all pictures he seems to love getting his hook out but keeps his second hand/hook or whatever it is, in his pocket.

I bet he is playing with his balls.

He is a pointless person IMO
TopGun
11-08-2008, 08:17 AM
He has a normal hand.

HTH

Maybe a normal false one. Mind you I don't suppose he's allowed his hook in Belmarsh anyway.

Abu Hamza lost both his hands and the use of his left eye as a result of wounds sustained in Afghanistan during a de-mining project around 1993.[6] He now uses a distinctive hook as his right hand. He claims to have lost his hands and eye as the result of helping clear land mines in Afghanistan left behind by the Soviet Union. Some dispute this claim and offer alternative theories, including that his hands may have been cut off as punishment for theft in Saudi Arabia.[7] On a special edition of the BBC's Newsnight program broadcast 16 November 2006 a Moroccan-French spy known by the pseudonym Omar Nasiri [5] claimed that he was told by one of his teachers in Afghanistan that he [the teacher] was present when Abu Hamza lost his hands in a nitroglycerin accident, in an al-Qaeda training camp in Afghanistan. [6]
Crouchie's Lawyer
11-08-2008, 08:22 AM
Is it incredibly wrong for me to think that people like Abu Hamza should just be shot?

I mean he comes to this country (having said he hates western civilisation), lives off benefits, holds openly available 'hate-mongering' speeches ranting about how Islam should unite to rid the world of us westerners and gets away with it.

Why are you here if you hate it so much?

I have no qualms about saying I hope he dies.

I expect I will get a lot of grief from people on here saying he is entitled to his opinion but if he wishes to express this kind of opinion, he can fruck off back to where he came from and preach about it there!
TopGun
11-08-2008, 08:28 AM
They have tried extraditing him back to Jordan I think but he has managed to fight it as he is currently fighting the US extradition request. We don't want him for sure. Bloody human rights act.
CabbageFace
11-08-2008, 08:30 AM
Leave him alive, he wants to die its his religous views.

Just let him get buggered everynight.