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[JustMike]

just got this sent to me, made me laugh...

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE



If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes.

6. Tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Move your lips as if praying.

8. Then hit this link (http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf)

[Matt SFC]

Wouldn't be funny if you gave someone a heart attack, or they battered you as you'd have your eyes closed

[Master Bates]

Who did Henry sign for in the end?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Who did Henry sign for in the end?

Rushden & Diamonds

[Weston Super Saint]

What if the annoying guy is actually a gal?

[Ponty]

Now that's comedy.

[JustMike]

Who did Henry sign for in the end?

alright, alright :-) its the first time ive seen it :D

[Saint in Paradise]

The first time I have seen that as well, I have copied and pasted it to several :D:D:D

[dubai_phil]

Love it - that one will work very well over here on Islamic country owned airlines (like Emirates). thanks chaps

Those Fookin annoying little old ladies on their way to/from Australia to see their family who just want to tell you their life story........

love it

[JonnyLove]

thats great except for for 1 issue. How can you look at it if your on a fecking airplane as theres no interweb thing

[Weston Super Saint]

thats great except for for 1 issue. How can you look at it if your on a fecking airplane as theres no interweb thing

http://www.top10-broadband.co.uk/types/mobile_broadband/

[Gemmel]

thats great except for for 1 issue. How can you look at it if your on a fecking airplane as theres no interweb thing


******* hell jonny get with the times. Most airlines have onboard internet....bloody expensive mind, oh and theres mobile internet ....you probably live in Bournemouth

[mehball]

****! How old is that

If I opended that on a plane tomorrow they would just turn round and reply "get with the times"

[saint_stevo]

i see this as implied racism

[mehball]

i see this as implied racism

+1

mods!!

[JonnyLove]

http://www.top10-broadband.co.uk/types/mobile_broadband/

can't use that on an airplane. It's a mobile device

[JonnyLove]

******* hell jonny get with the times. Most airlines have onboard internet....bloody expensive mind, oh and theres mobile internet ....you probably live in Bournemouth

Most airlines which ones then apart from america non in england will allow it