The Full Members Private Messaging Thread

[Ludwig]

I have just sent one. Has anyone else sent any recently?

[Ponty]

Oik.

Stop winding up the regular users.

[Jillyanne]

I have just sent one. Has anyone else sent any recently?

Me too, to Ponts.

[Ludwig]

He doesn't care for unsolicited sex offerings.

[Ponty]

My reply contained a mild expletive, I'm not ashamed to say.

[Ludwig]

Something to do with c*ck, I'd wager.

[Ponty]

Surprisingly close proximity-wise. It wouldn't have triggered the swear filter though.

[Ludwig]

**** or tits. D*ck gets filtered, sort that out ffs.

[Ponty]

How close are your tits to your c*ck?

[Weston Super Saint]

I sent one to all the registered users.

Not one of the miserable bastards sent a reply :(

[saint boggy]

I sent one to all the registered users.

Not one of the miserable bastards sent a reply :(
LMAO!!!......................that's just cruel!!!! :D

[Ludwig]

Wiltshire Saint wants messages passed onto you, saint boggy, do you want them?

[Ponty]

Balls Orn, balls.

[Ponty]

Sheesh, no wonder you gave up guessing.

[saint boggy]

Wiltshire Saint wants messages passed onto you, saint boggy, do you want them?
is he for real????:confused:
im actually getting scared now...:(

[Junction 9]

How close are your tits to your c*ck?

How ironic.:D

[Ponty]

is he for real????:confused:
im actually getting scared now...:(
I'll sort this.

[saint boggy]

I'll sort this.
i'm only joking :D
(well,sort of) !!
go on BO, lets have em.....

[Ludwig]

is he for real????:confused:
im actually getting scared now...:(

lol

[Ludwig]

I won't actually, because it really will actually scare you.

[Junction 9]

The one about the woods?

[Ludwig]

That one.

[Junction 9]

:-\"

[Ponty]

i'm only joking :D
(well,sort of) !!
go on BO, lets have em.....
tsk women!

[saint boggy]

The one about the woods?
LOL!!!..........
come on then , lets see what he's got to say.......post it on here, then everyone can have a good larf!!! :D

[Ponty]

How ironic.:D

Are you suggesting I have mewbs?

[Ludwig]

No, it's truly terrifying, although I advise you change your name, quit your job and move house fast.

[saint boggy]

No, it's truly terrifying, although I advise you change your name, quit your job and move house fast.
i actually laughed at that, n then realised that you had not put ANY smilies in there.................(scaredfacesmiliethingy)

is he a bit of a psycho???:confused:

[Junction 9]

Are you suggesting I have mewbs?

Proper LOL from me.:D It's been ages since that happened on here!!

[Ludwig]

i actually laughed at that, n then realised that you had not put ANY smilies in there.................(scaredfacesmiliethingy)

is he a bit of a psycho???:confused:

Is 'psycho' a quantifiable measure? If so, he's off the scale.... and not on the good side.

[saint boggy]

Is 'psycho' a quantifiable measure? If so, he's off the scale.... and not on the good side.
again, no smilies..................PONTY!!!!!!!! :(

[Junction 9]

Does anyone remember Saint Charlotte? What happened to her?

[saint_stevo]

this place has gone down hill

[Ponty]

Sorry?

[Ludwig]

Does anyone remember Saint Charlotte? What happened to her?

Sh*t, he used to post that sort of stuff to her too, she hasn't been on in ages?

[Deppo]

Sorry?

You should be.

[saint_stevo]

You should be.

ahhh not seen you in a while mate, wheres ya bin?

[saint boggy]

Sh*t, he used to post that sort of stuff to her too, she hasn't been on in ages?
lmao!!!!...........do you guys think i came down in the last shower????? lol
Hello WS!!!!............:D..........(i bet he is in the same room as either one (or both) of you!!) LOL

[Jillyanne]

You lot get bewbs and I get really random stuff from MB, where's the justice in that!

[Deppo]

Around.

[Ludwig]

I think he's in the ward next to J9.

[Ponty]

You should be..

:(

[saint_stevo]

Sorry?

Smile, an everlasting smile
A smile can bring you near to me
Don't ever let me find you wrong
Cause that would bring a tear to me
This world has lost it's glory
Lets start a brand new story
Now my love
You think that I don't even mean
A single word I say

It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away

Talk, in everlasting words
And dedicate them all, to me
And I will give you all my life
I'm here if you should call to me
You think that I don't even mean
a single word I say

It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away
It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away

Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da

This world has lost it's glory
Let's start a brand new story
Now, my love
You think that I don't even mean
a single word I say

It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away
It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away

[Junction 9]

I think he's in the ward next to J9.

It's gone 9 so is now fully strapped down. I have a 22:00 curfew for good behaviour.:cool:

[Deppo]

But where's ya wheelie bin?

[Deppo]

Shut up,Deppo.

[saint_stevo]

lol @deppo losing his bin

[Ludwig]

It's gone 9 so is now fully strapped down. I have a 22:00 curfew for good behaviour.:cool:

Lol, he got moved in with the padded room lot didn't he? LOL!

[Deppo]

Who is this Lol?

[Weston Super Saint]

Who is this Lol?

Lady of leisure.

[saint_stevo]

loser on line, its you deppo

[Deppo]

That's just plain nasty.

[Ludwig]

Why did you ruin this thread?

[saint boggy]

Why did you ruin this thread?
so, am i gonna get to see these messages, or are you all on a wind-up????:confused:

[Deppo]

Why did you ruin this thread?

There was nothing to ruin.

[Ludwig]

You are horrible, I hate you, Deppo, you are the Editors to my Joy Division.

[Deppo]

You'll be hearing from my legal team.

[Ludwig]

You will be hearing from my legal team, you cheap knock-off derivative.

[Deppo]

Legal Aid?

[Ludwig]

Now you say I have AIDS? Pfft, leave it to the jury to decide.

[Deppo]

I'll see you in Courts!

[saint boggy]

I'll see you in Courts!
aren't they in administration????

[Deppo]

No,that'll be Watford...

[Ludwig]

Or Luton.:D

[Junction 9]

I still owe Courts in Hedge end £8, have done since 1997. I'm almost ready to start answering the door again.

[saint_stevo]

i used to play in the balls at courts

[Saintandy666]

Master Bates, with his usual drivel.


;)

[Deppo]

I still owe Courts in Hedge end £8, have done since 1997. I'm almost ready to start answering the door again.

You're probably the reason they're in administration.

[Junction 9]

You're probably the reason they're in administration.

I think I'll give it one more year on the door answering.

[Master Bates]

I only send private messages to myself, that way if we get into an arguement I always win.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

How close are your tits to your c*ck?

Depends... when the giant sargeant is standing to attention, not very far at all, when he is taking nap time, they are worlds apart!

:D

[Pancake]

This is one confusing thread, right here...

[Jillyanne]

This is one confusing thread, right here...

Well spotted.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Its a public service for the paupers. They can effectively PM each other using this thread, however, everyone else will see it!

Simple!

[PompeyLass]

Proper lol from me on this thread. You lot are far too random at times.

[aids victim]

Shut up.

[Jillyanne]

Shut up.

Stop it.

[mehball]

Goons

[PompeyLass]

Goons

No, Goonies.

[aids victim]

Shut up.

[CabbageFace]

suck my squid.

[mehball]

Suck my killer squid

http://www.wetasschronicles.com/GiantSquid.jpg

[CabbageFace]

Baptise my barnicle

[mehball]

Pull back my foreskin

[CabbageFace]

Close my fred.

[Pancake]

Pull back my foreskin


http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_grated-cheese.jpg

[CabbageFace]

unacceptable posting from a modulator.

[PompeyLass]

Speaking of things in the sea, don't go swimming along the south coast or you may get stung by a jellyfish.

[Jillyanne]

Speaking of things in the sea, don't go swimming along the south coast or you may get stung by a jellyfish.

Or hit by a dead whale.

[CabbageFace]

**** on it and the cut your ears off.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Or hit by a dead whale.

Or mauled by a tampon if its any beach in portsmouth! (surprised smiley thing)

[CabbageFace]

Or hit by a dead whale.

Is vanessa feltz dead? oh she was on my list

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Is vanessa feltz dead? oh she was on my list

Before or after she lost the weight and put it back on again before losing it?

[CabbageFace]

Before or after she lost the weight and put it back on again before losing it?

before, she would have smelt like cat food.