I am bored

[PompeyLass]

Suggestions please.

[ozzmeister]

where are u home or work?

[PompeyLass]

Work.

[ozzmeister]

why dont u write your xmas list (for yourself and what your buying), although im not sure how fun or entertaining that would be

[hamster]

have you considered playing with your hair, that's what the women who i work with do most of the day.

[JohnnyFartPants]

Tell your boss that the packet bulge in his pants is really embarrassingly small and you think he has the **** of a gerbil.

[hamster]

Work.

Actually, if you are at WORK, then why not try ****ing doing some!

[hamster]

Ask if anyone there wants a cup of tea?

[PompeyLass]

Already written a list for my family.

Bored of twirling my hair.

My boss is female & is out of the office.

[mehball]

Slip a finger in under your desk

[JohnnyFartPants]

Already written a list for my family.

Bored of twirling my hair.

My boss is female & is out of the office.

Then she will be pleased with your assessment of her small ****.

[PompeyLass]

Actually, if you are at WORK, then why not try ****ing doing some!

I don't have any to do, can't give out calls to engineers that aren't there. Also I never make anyone else a cuppa as they're all fussy buggers.

[hamster]

Tidy up?

Run the hoover round?

Sit quietly and look pretty?

[PompeyLass]

Slip a finger in under your desk

Wow, really exciting, I'm sure the desk would be thrilled.

[hamster]

Slip a finger in under your desk

I laughed to myself and almost conjoured up an image of someone I work with doing that. It was horrible, in a nice sort of way.

[PompeyLass]

Tidy up?

Run the hoover round?

Sit quietly and look pretty?

No need, we have cleaners for that.

Henry isn't around.

I can't sit quietly and unable to look pretty.

[Pancake]

Google funneh images for the rest of us

[Saint Keith]

find someone you really hate and leave some prawns in their desk for the weekend

[PompeyLass]

Well, I've just wasted 15 minutes walking over to the shop to get a bottle of wine & some flowers.

[Pancake]

Lush.

[hamster]

find someone you really hate and leave some prawns in their desk for the weekend
If it looks like a prawn and it tastes like a prawn then it ain't necessarily a prawn.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Sit quietly and look pretty?

That will mean overtime !!!!

[saint_stevo]

flick teh beanage?

[Thedelldays]

for £60 PL a certain someone on here could cure your boredom for an hour or so

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

for £60 PL a certain someone on here could cure your boredom for an hour or so

You think highly of Stevo! :D