Trouble after the Reading match

[sfcuk fan]

Apparently several ambulances were called to the madjedski stadium tonight to assist many Saints fans who had broad smiles stuck from ear to ear and were unable to stop smirking.

At the same time, many royals fans needed treatment after their jaws dropped so quickly they fractured upon hitting the terraces.

:D:D:D

COME ON YOU YOOFS :p


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[Glasgow_Saint]

hahahaha

[jawillwill]

**** this is terrible, I hope it's nothing too bad and just blown out of proportion.
Isn't is strange how you can be so proud of your club 1 minute, to being totally ashamed minutes later. :mad:

[Danny]

**** this is terrible, I hope it's nothing too bad and just blown out of proportion.
Isn't is strange how you can be so proud of your club 1 minute, to being totally ashamed minutes later. :mad:

??

Did you read the post?

[mynameisthehulk]

**** this is terrible, I hope it's nothing too bad and just blown out of proportion.
Isn't is strange how you can be so proud of your club 1 minute, to being totally ashamed minutes later. :mad:


Lol woosh!

[Junction 9]

Yeah, wooosh. LOL!!!!

[CabbageFace]

I stabbed some ***** after he called my pint a queer, i brappppped him up.

[paulwantsapint]

Just hope that Reading hospital are prepared for large no. of shocked football fans.

Also heard from freind who works for a bank that within next few weeks there will be thousands of homes being repossed in berkshire, nothing to do with credit crunch just loads of right royal ***ts put their mortgage on home win

[Robsk II]

Yeah, wooosh. LOL!!!!

[Mr saint]

**** this is terrible, I hope it's nothing too bad and just blown out of proportion.
Isn't is strange how you can be so proud of your club 1 minute, to being totally ashamed minutes later. :mad:

Hahaha lol read the post before you say anything next time lol :smt042

[Ziggy]

Hahaha lol read the post before you say anything next time lol :smt042

Or maybe it is he doing the winding up????

[saintrich]

I saw one of the 'yoof' getting dragged away from Reading fans by a Police Officer.

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

f*ckin arseholes, hope they get banned for life :(

[I.O.W SAINT]

Had our bus back to the train station bricked by a Reading coward.Shattertered a window.Nice.:rolleyes:

[Sussex Saint]

Quality..!!!

[St Chalet]

Had our bus back to the train station bricked by a Reading coward.Shattertered a window.Nice.:rolleyes:

The retards will wonder why their bus to work is off the road when they are late for work on Monday!

[Loyal Saint]

The retards will wonder why their bus to work is off the road when they are late for work on Monday!

They were probably ****ed off that Chelsea didn't win

[Robsk II]

Hahaha lol read the post before you say anything next time lol :smt042

[LVSaint]

It's times like this that I'm so glad I live 6K miles away. I'm ashamed to call myself a Saints fan tonight. Great win but marred when I read stuff like this. Sad.

[Glasgow_Saint]

It's times like this that I'm so glad I live 6K miles away. I'm ashamed to call myself a Saints fan tonight. Great win but marred when I read stuff like this. Sad.

do you wanna a knuckle sandwich?

[samski saint]

**** this is terrible, I hope it's nothing too bad and just blown out of proportion.
Isn't is strange how you can be so proud of your club 1 minute, to being totally ashamed minutes later. :mad:



What a C*U*N*T
HAHAHA!

[Loyal Saint]

It's times like this that I'm so glad I live 6K miles away. I'm ashamed to call myself a Saints fan tonight. Great win but marred when I read stuff like this. Sad.

I agree, I'm ashamed and embarrassed by the jovial mood after 3 fine points, disgusting :-)

[LVSaint]

do you wanna a knuckle sandwich?

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Sad. :mad:

[Plumstead_Saint]

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Sad. :mad:
Perhaps you should reread the 1st post in this thread? ;)

[Saint Stimp]

What a C*U*N*T
HAHAHA!

I think you and a few others have missed a trick here...

Not sure why that makes him a **** though..

[samski saint]

I think you and a few others have missed a trick here...

Not sure why that makes him a **** though..


Just the first word that came to my head

[hamster]

It's times like this that I'm so glad I live 6K miles away.
Should that not be 5.2k miles away? I am assuming LV = Las Vegas.

[View From The Top]

f*ckin arseholes, hope they get banned for life :(

Why am I not surprised that you didn't get the joke.

[Kadeem Hardison]

**** this is terrible, I hope it's nothing too bad and just blown out of proportion.
Isn't is strange how you can be so proud of your club 1 minute, to being totally ashamed minutes later. :mad:

Completely agree mate. Shameful. Takes the gloss off of a good win.

I don't feel like celebrating when I hear about this sort of stuff.

[St_Tel49]

Completely agree mate. Shameful. Takes the gloss off of a good win.

I don't feel like celebrating when I hear about this sort of stuff.

I am now totally convinced in my opinion that many posters do not actually read the posts that they are commenting on or perhaps the post that the comment is commenting on - if you see what I mean!!!!!

[sfcuk fan]

**** this is terrible, I hope it's nothing too bad and just blown out of proportion.
Isn't is strange how you can be so proud of your club 1 minute, to being totally ashamed minutes later. :mad:


f*ckin arseholes, hope they get banned for life :(


It's times like this that I'm so glad I live 6K miles away. I'm ashamed to call myself a Saints fan tonight. Great win but marred when I read stuff like this. Sad.


Completely agree mate. Shameful. Takes the gloss off of a good win.

I don't feel like celebrating when I hear about this sort of stuff.

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To the above quoted posters ......

Please re-read the first post you plonkers :rolleyes:

pwned :D


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[Robsk II]

Please re-read the first post you plonkers :rolleyes:

pwned :D

[team-saint]

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To the above quoted posters ......

Please re-read the first post you plonkers :rolleyes:

pwned :D


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i think your the plonker, not realising these posts were tongue in cheek

take it easy guys


be happy, we won, at reading

[St_Tel49]

i think your the plonker, not realising these posts were tongue in cheek

take it easy guys


be happy, we won, at reading
I thought that initially but it gradually dawned on me that they might actually have been serious. I really hope that it is me that is red-faced in the morning.;-)

[Iowsaintsfan]

I just checked guys! we wernt dreaming we did really win!!! :)

[Bath Saint]

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To the above quoted posters ......

Please re-read the first post you plonkers :rolleyes:

pwned :D


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Yeah, wooosh. LOL!!!!

[Wiltshire Saint]

I don't think this thread should be used for point scoring against each other. The sort of comments posted on here should be kept to TMS. Our collective thoughts should be with the families of those affected by these events. I have had a broken jaw before and I can assure you it is not much fun.

Best wishes to everyone involved.

[sfcuk fan]

FFS guys let me explain something here .......


On a wave of jubilation after an amazing victory yesterday I posted the original post in a very tongue in cheek manner.

To my knowledge no ambulances were called and no-ones jaw was broken !

I mean come on, to call an ambulance because someone cant stop smiling :rolleyes:

And for someone to be so shocked that their mouth gapes open low enough to hit the ground :rolleyes:

Everyone has a different taste in humour I know but surely people cant really read my post and consider it serious ... can they .....:confused:


ps ...... and when i say ' come on you yoofs ' at the end I refer to our young team not the gobby shyster element in our fan base !!!


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[fareham saint phil]

think this thread has added to my good mood by the fact that some haven't read the original post, this is priceless and i think "read the original post" should be banned to see how many more people fall right innnnnnnnnn

[fareham saint phil]

FFS guys let me explain something here .......


On a wave of jubilation after an amazing victory yesterday I posted the original post in a very tongue in cheek manner.

To my knowledge no ambulances were called and no-ones jaw was broken !

I mean come on, to call an ambulance because someone cant stop smiling :rolleyes:

And for someone to be so shocked that their mouth gapes open low enough to hit the ground :rolleyes:

Everyone has a different taste in humour I know but surely people cant really read my post and consider it serious ... can they .....:confused:


ps ...... and when i say ' come on you yoofs ' at the end I refer to our young team not the gobby shyster element in our fan base !!!


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Trouble is your, in your face, lets have a good laugh humour is so funny that people on here just cant believe it not to be butter and the whole truth and nothing but the truth, i laughed my **** off at it and will be suing you for a replacement.

You earn the "Dogs ********" award for the best post on here for a long time, shame more are quick to jump on us without reading serious loss of humour on this board

[sfcuk fan]

Thanks for the 'dogs' award mate, I'll wear it with pride :p

and to be fair, all the posters who misread it and failed to see the humour have actually added to the post making it funnier :D

plonkers :smt075

[stanthemanfairoak]

did`nt see one bit of trouble all day ,only sad thing was the plastic glasses in the swan ,landlady got the real hump when i asked for a real glass.

[dubai_phil]

It's alright for you lot, you have the NHS to take care of these horrific injuries.

EricofArabia & myself are stuck out here with ludicrous limited cover medical insurance which simply does not cover these types of injury.

It's just taken me 30 minutes of begging to my bank to allow me to put the cost of corrective surgery onto my credit card, (which of course took it over the limit)

At least now I didn't have to walk in through my front door sideways because of the insane grin, but I am worried about EoA, I believe he sustained severe damage to his lap and and lower back in the ensuing melee after the game. Not sure about the prognosis for Mrs EoA though, sounds bad.

Dangerous times indeed to be a Saints fan in a foreign land without the back up of the NHS.

[Kadeem Hardison]

Why do people keep bumping this thread?

I, for one, would like to forget about this sad part of yesterday and concentrate on the good part, the important part: the football.

[diggers]

Why do people keep bumping this thread?

I, for one, would like to forget about this sad part of yesterday and concentrate on the good part, the important part: the football.

This is really surreal!!

[Calvin]

This is really surreal!!

by the amount of sarcasm involved in just one thread?

[Deano6]

I'm not sure what shocks me more, the original comments about the Chelsea smiles and broken jaws dished out, or the flippant nature of some of the comments that followed. Some people really need to take a long hard look at themselves. I would say I had a truly fantastic day out yesterday - great atmosphere, attractive football, friendly banter with the Reading fans. When I read about trouble like this it really takes the shine off the day. I was going to put this into my top 5 list of away games, but sadly now it drops right down to number 7. Why can't some people keep control of themselves after a bit of alcohol and a well deserved win. I've long been a proponent of Beer Licenses for fans - you can only drink once you have passed the strict tests and they can be revoked at any trouble - and todays news has solidified this in my mind.

I only hope and pray lessons have been learnt.

[Ludwig]

I think we really should be ashamed of ourselves, how dare people who call themselves Saints fans perpetrate such heinous acts. You make me sick, especially all of this glorification of the events that followed the match, calling them a 'joke' and laughing them off. There is nothing funny about violence ffs. I feel ashamed to be a Saints fan today.

[Evil Monkey]

FFS guys let me explain something here .......

To my knowledge no ambulances were called and no-ones jaw was broken !

I mean come on, to call an ambulance because someone cant stop smiling :rolleyes:

And for someone to be so shocked that their mouth gapes open low enough to hit the ground :rolleyes:

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So you were lying in your original post?

[sfcuk fan]

nicely edited quote evil :D

[hamster]

I have had a broken jaw before.....



That is sure to come as no surprise to many on here IMO

[Wiltshire Saint]

I heard on the radio that 5 people were arrested due to these events. I am sure someone posted on here that there were more than 5 people invloved though? What's going on?Is this another example of a small minority of mindless thugs getting away with murder (don't take that literally lol!)? You really have to question some of the methods the police deploy to manage football crowds. I think someone on here was moaning a while ago about being treated like a criminal when going to an away game.....well this is the reason why. If people learnt to behave in a sensible way and to enjoy the game (and result!) then we wouldn't need heavy handed policing and families could enjoy football without fear of this kind of mindless violence.

Best wishes to the victims and their kin.

[Robsk II]

Yeah Whooooosh! LOL!

[jawillwill]

Yeah Whooooosh! LOL!

This phrase has been used a lot on this thread. What does it mean? :confused:
Is it yoof slang for "I kicked a mother and daughters head in at the game and scared them half to death"?

People like you make me sick Robsk. :mad: I hope the club take serious action and ban you for life.

[Ewell]

Mods when will you start to lock threads like this? It is so obviously the usual suspects trying to make fun at other forum member’s expense.

It is why I will never pay £5 and why this forum has become tiresome. The same idiots are still here despite your new policy of charging for the privilege!

[Kadeem Hardison]

If this is a lie, it is in pretty bad taste.

The ambulance service works tirelessly and does an amazing job. When hoaxes like this come along it is only ever at the cost of the general public and the taxpayer.

Those ambulances could have been saving someone's life yesterday rather than following up on this prank call. This is worse than those idiots Brand and Ross. Whoever called them should be ashamed of themselves. If it was you, think about this: someone may have died because of your actions yesterday.

[Robsk II]

Worse still, it could have been Tiggs.

[View From The Top]

Usual c o c ks, Wiltshire, Tiggs and Finch.

No doubt that they will be giggling to each other on a World of Warcraft forum or something equally geek filled.

[Robsk II]

I think that's a little harsh. Surely some people might well have read the title and genuinely misinterpreted it? I mean, it's clear that many have been quite sarcastic about this, but other may have been serious.

[Deano6]

Mods when will you start to lock threads like this? It is so obviously the usual suspects trying to make fun at other forum member’s expense.

It is why I will never pay £5 and why this forum has become tiresome. The same idiots are still here despite your new policy of charging for the privilege!


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[Dalek2003]

I am now totally convinced in my opinion that many posters do not actually read the posts that they are commenting on or perhaps the post that the comment is commenting on - if you see what I mean!!!!!


It was definitely a penalty !

[Wiltshire Saint]

I will not be paying my £5 subsription again after the way people have acted on this thread. This thread is everything that is wrong with this forum and society as a whole. It is NOT funny to make prank calls.
It is NOT funny to tell people that some fans were hospitalised after the game (I didn't go the game but had family members that went and when I read this I got really worried. I rang them to find out if they were ok, but there was no answer. I naturally assumed the worst, rang the Reading hospitals and conctacted the rest of the family, but it turns out the person had just not heard their phone going off and they were ok). It is NOT funny to waste the time and resources of the emergency services.
It is NOT acceptable to start throwing insults about when talking about other forum members (as some have done).

[costasaint]

FFS,are there a lot of thick people or here or didn't they actually read the 1st post?

[Ludwig]

http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/crybaby.jpg

Why do you have child porn on your PC? And worse yet, why are you sharing it online? You are disgusting, I bet you were one of the perpetrators of the horrible violence that took place yesterday after the football. You truly are a vile specimen of man.

[sperm_john]

this entire thread is just rediculous, the origional guy was joking, and so were the posters that followed by making out they thought some actual trouble had happened, and the rest of you are just dumb for not realising the above! ...thank you

[Ziggy]

this entire thread is just rediculous, the origional guy was joking, and so were the posters that followed by making out they thought some actual trouble had happened, and the rest of you are just dumb for not realising the above! ...thank you

It has been hugely entertaining though!

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

any news about the people involved? or are they still in hospital?

[Thedelldays]

I heard on the radio that 5 people were arrested due to these events. I am sure someone posted on here that there were more than 5 people invloved though? What's going on?Is this another example of a small minority of mindless thugs getting away with murder (don't take that literally lol!)? You really have to question some of the methods the police deploy to manage football crowds. I think someone on here was moaning a while ago about being treated like a criminal when going to an away game.....well this is the reason why. If people learnt to behave in a sensible way and to enjoy the game (and result!) then we wouldn't need heavy handed policing and families could enjoy football without fear of this kind of mindless violence.

Best wishes to the victims and their kin.


If this is a lie, it is in pretty bad taste.

The ambulance service works tirelessly and does an amazing job. When hoaxes like this come along it is only ever at the cost of the general public and the taxpayer.

Those ambulances could have been saving someone's life yesterday rather than following up on this prank call. This is worse than those idiots Brand and Ross. Whoever called them should be ashamed of themselves. If it was you, think about this: someone may have died because of your actions yesterday.


any news about the people involved? or are they still in hospital?


i just dont believe it....:eek:

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

i guess they will mention it on south today anyway

[saintjim16]

Hahahaha

[rpb]

i just dont believe it....:eek:

It was a bit like all those Americans who were convinced that Obama is a Muslim.

[dubai_phil]

It was a bit like all those Americans who were convinced that Obama is a Muslim.

What? Are you saying this violence was orchestrated from the US? I thought it came from us?

Is this some new CIA conspiracy to undermine the efficiency of the overworked NHS.

Post facts if you must make ITK statements like this, EoA's wife could be in therapy for months after what happened yesterday. this is just plain WRONG

[Plumstead_Saint]

This phrase has been used a lot on this thread. What does it mean? :confused:

LOL = laughing out loud
Woosh = the sound of something going over someone's head.
Clearly this thread went over your head..and several others...meaning that you did not understand it.
Perhaps if people actually read what was written, rather than just making a knee jerk reaction to what YOU THINK it is about, then others wouldn't feel the need to take the mickey.
The original post was quite funny; others have continued the theme as a result of the "knee-jerks" - whether they have gone too far is a matter of taste.

HTH :)

[La BoIS Saint]

LOL = laughing out loud
Woosh = the sound of something going over someone's head.
Clearly this thread went over your head..and several others...meaning that you did not understand it.
Perhaps if people actually read what was written, rather than just making a knee jerk reaction to what YOU THINK it is about, then others wouldn't feel the need to take the mickey.
The original post was quite funny; others have continued the theme as a result of the "knee-jerks" - whether they have gone too far is a matter of taste.

HTH :)

I think there have been a fair number of double or triple whooshes.

[Trumush]

I think there have been a fair number of double or triple whooshes.

I've now lost track of who's winding who up and are the poster's taking it seriously winding us all up or are they whoosh(es)victims.Bizarre or what !!!

[Saint Stimp]

LOL = laughing out loud
Woosh = the sound of something going over someone's head.
Clearly this thread went over your head..and several others...meaning that you did not understand it.
Perhaps if people actually read what was written, rather than just making a knee jerk reaction to what YOU THINK it is about, then others wouldn't feel the need to take the mickey.
The original post was quite funny; others have continued the theme as a result of the "knee-jerks" - whether they have gone too far is a matter of taste.

HTH :)

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[RedArmy]

LOL = laughing out loud
Woosh = the sound of something going over someone's head.
Clearly this thread went over your head..and several others...meaning that you did not understand it.
Perhaps if people actually read what was written, rather than just making a knee jerk reaction to what YOU THINK it is about, then others wouldn't feel the need to take the mickey.
The original post was quite funny; others have continued the theme as a result of the "knee-jerks" - whether they have gone too far is a matter of taste.

HTH :)http://www.forumspile.com/Blank-Picard_Facepalm.jpg

Oh dear.

[Calvin]

People are too stupid to realize that 95 percent of the posters on this thread are being sarcastic.

Can one understand sarcasm.

By the way, everyone read the thread, except for Jawillwill.

[St Chalet]

Congratulations to the OP for hijacking the traditional 'bother after the game' thread with some brilliant irony / sarcasm.

Moral of the story, read the thread not the title.

A modern day H.G. Wells :-)

[Hatch]

Someone died before the game in the car park

[LVSaint]

Should that not be 5.2k miles away? I am assuming LV = Las Vegas.

Yes. But I wish it was 52K right now!!1!1

Saints? More like sinners..etc,...

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Usual c o c ks, Wiltshire, Tiggs and Finch.

No doubt that they will be giggling to each other on a World of Warcraft forum or something equally geek filled.

So just one person giggling then?


this entire thread is just rediculous, the origional guy was joking, and so were the posters that followed by making out they thought some actual trouble had happened, and the rest of you are just dumb for not realising the above! ...thank you

Yup, unbelievable how dumb some people are, this thread has made me realise how people on the main bored, dont get TMS.


i just dont believe it....:eek:

What? That Atticus, Tiggs and Wiltshire all posted on the same thread after each other?! :shock:


LOL = laughing out loud
Woosh = the sound of something going over someone's head.
Clearly this thread went over your head..and several others...meaning that you did not understand it.
Perhaps if people actually read what was written, rather than just making a knee jerk reaction to what YOU THINK it is about, then others wouldn't feel the need to take the mickey.
The original post was quite funny; others have continued the theme as a result of the "knee-jerks" - whether they have gone too far is a matter of taste.

HTH :)

So thats a gigantic whoosh for you then. Jawillwill was joking in his post which you have commented on above. Of course he knows what Whoosh is! :roll:

Big :smt042 for this thread though, even if SFC **** didnt get that people were playing along to it!

[Thedelldays]

I_N_S

some good multi-quoting there

Respect

[notnowcato]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PoooIWROWnc

What a disgrace...

[Dog]

Someone died before the game in the car park

True. It was a friday night suicide.

[Calvin]

True. It was a friday night suicide.

That is what you get for watching Friday Night with Jonathan Ross! :(

[John Boy Saint]

LOL = laughing out loud
WHoosh = the sound of something going over someone's head.
Clearly this thread went over your head..and several others...meaning that you did not understand it.
Perhaps if people actually read what was written, rather than just making a knee jerk reaction to what YOU THINK it is about, then others wouldn't feel the need to take the mickey.
The original post was quite funny; others have continued the theme as a result of the "knee-jerks" - whether they have gone too far is a matter of taste.

HTH :)

I think in this case Whoosh should be accompanied by the command "Smoke on!" a la Red Arrows.

;-)

[Durleyfos]

lol at the numptyness on this thread.

[jawillwill]

People are too stupid to realize that 95 percent of the posters on this thread are being sarcastic.

Can one understand sarcasm.

By the way, everyone read the thread, except for Jawillwill.


Yep you are of course correct. I simply can't believe that this thread has descended into complete and utter madness simply because I failed to read the first post. I'm beginning to feel like a right plonker! :(

P.s. Thanks for the help with 'lol'. I have genuinely never known what that's supposed to stand for.

[Junction 9]

At least some good has come of this.

[keithd]

At least some good has come of this.
no good can ever come of violence

[notnowcato]

no good can ever come of violence

not true... petrol prices are cheaper now

[Weston Super Saint]

no good can ever come of violence


not true... petrol prices are cheaper now

And sand.

[Give it to Ron]

not true... petrol prices are cheaper now

Poll Tax as well!

[Junction 9]

no good can ever come of violence

I don't think you've read this thread properly.:rolleyes:

[Hatch]

Poll Tax as well!


I was at the poll tax riots.

Saturday was worse though.

[jawillwill]

I don't think you've read this thread properly.:rolleyes:

Would this be an appropriate time for me to say "whoooooosh" or "lol"?

I think I'm getting the hang of this newfangled craze of e-talk.

[Weston Super Saint]

i just dont believe it....:eek:

They used up their quota of posts on this one thread, we must have been very close to having Plastic rolled out.

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

They used up their quota of posts on this one thread, we must have been very close to having Plastic rolled out.

i have forgotton the password

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

i have forgotton the password

made me :smt042

[keithd]

what are the club doing about this? i hope they ban the idiots for life...

violence only solves petrol and sand prices, and helps rid the country of poll tax