Self Service Checkouts

[saint_stevo]

Why do some tards find em so damn difficult!?

Scan-put in bag
Scan-put in bag

Finish and Pay

Pay

Leave

or

Scan- hold in hand
Put umbrella into bagging area
Scratch nuts, search for umbrella in vest/denim shorts
Scan-Failed- unexpected item in bagging area
Call over assistant
Remove unmbrella
Continue.

[Crab Lungs]

Novel idea by supermarkets to save themselves some cash on employing mongers to do it. However, that means you get civvie mongers fumbling around with their food, trying to find the barcode, taking twice as long as a normal queue.

Regardless, I bought some new breakfast cereal t'other day. Was lovely :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/TwistedFortune/Test/41oct17-something-aint-rigth.jpg

[CabbageFace]

pmsl. I love them.

[Baj]

Novel idea by supermarkets to save themselves some cash on employing mongers to do it. However, that means you get civvie mongers fumbling around with their food, trying to find the barcode, taking twice as long as a normal queue.

Regardless, I bought some new breakfast cereal t'other day. Was lovely :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/TwistedFortune/Test/41oct17-something-aint-rigth.jpg

/spits out lunch over desk!!! :D

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

They never seem to scan properly though, and no im not a mongtard, the machines (some fo them) seem to always incur errors. And my card always ends up having to be swiped as my chip is very temperemental so I end up just going to a hooman bean anyways.

[CabbageFace]

They never seem to scan properly though, and no im not a mongtard, the machines (some fo them) seem to always incur errors. And my card always ends up having to be swiped as my chip is very temperemental so I end up just going to a hooman bean anyways.

Shut up, you are steven hawkings lips.

[saint boggy]

Novel idea by supermarkets to save themselves some cash on employing mongers to do it. However, that means you get civvie mongers fumbling around with their food, trying to find the barcode, taking twice as long as a normal queue.

Regardless, I bought some new breakfast cereal t'other day. Was lovely :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/TwistedFortune/Test/41oct17-something-aint-rigth.jpg
i have just made chocolate cheerio cakes with my kids!!! (ran out of rice krispies)
i don't really fancy them anymore :(

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Shut up, you are steven hawkings lips.

And you are steven hawkings legs

[Thedelldays]

what I dont get about hawkins...is why does he have to have that robotic voice...surely he could get a normal voice to do his "talking"

[Crab Lungs]

what I dont get about hawkins...is why does he have to have that robotic voice...surely he could get a normal voice to do his "talking"

If I was, errr, Hawkinged, I'd definitely download myself some new voices. Sven, Robocop, Joe Pasquale etc. I'm sure it'd amuse everyone in the circles I move in.

[CabbageFace]

If I was, errr, Hawkinged, I'd definitely download myself some new voices. Sven, Robocop, Joe Pasquale etc. I'm sure it'd amuse everyone in the circles I move in.

Circles = ring pieces.

[Weston Super Saint]

Circles = ring pieces.

Or circles = left one of the breaks on :smt102

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

what I dont get about hawkins...is why does he have to have that robotic voice...surely he could get a normal voice to do his "talking"

Apparently its his personality and he doesnt wanna get a new voice

[Thedelldays]

personality? well, he has nothing really gong for him then has he!

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs?













Stephen Hawkings in a house fire..

[benjii]

Hawking.

HTH

[Kaiser Soze]

When I use them some items have a habit of missing the scanner and going straight into the bag...

[Jillyanne]

When I use them some items have a habit of missing the scanner and going straight into the bag...

This is of course not possible as it's all done on weight.

[TopGun]

This is of course not possible as it's all done on weight.

But onions are much cheaper than broccoli by weight...

[Junction 9]

"Unexpected item on the belt" How is this possible? Surely the item I've just scanned is exactly what the belt should be expecting.

[Kaiser Soze]

This is of course not possible as it's all done on weight.

Not if you're smart enough to scan one item but simultaneously deposit more than one item in the bag.

[Colinjb]

I don't use them on principle. It's an excuse to lay off staff and use something cheaper long term. I would rather see people in employment.

[hamster]

But onions are much cheaper than broccoli by weight...
That is very simple, but very clever.
Is theft only theft if you get caught?