Dark Munster

He really is an absolute fraud isn’t he. Surely Dragan must’ve figured that out by now. I can only guess that he can only get rid of him by having to also end the whole SR running of the club, which is currently attached to our club like that face hugger in Alien.

For that deluded, self-obsessed, twat it would be like asking a bear not to shit in the woods.

Rasmus or Russ? They both are.

I know one person.

Yes, but will he hit the cow's arse?

A decent, solid, experienced, non hipster, non good looking manager? The polar opposite of what the legend in his own mind Rasmus W. Ankersen wants.

The fear we’ll become in a season or two the next Swansea, Stoke or Cardiff is why so many of us are pissed off with this nonentity mid table manager appointment.

Um, no. But swap their manager with our plonker and then I’d agree.

That's the good news. The bad news is Rasmus "If it's not broken, break it" Ankersen is still very much with us, and I believe very much in control of major decisions, albeit less openly after his disastrous ones last season.

It's looking like it'll be a two horse race between Surrey and Essex.

Me too. The day after the season ends.

FIFY!

True. Thankfully we have no hope!