Chopper71

Go online and find out the best BT deal, then phone up Sky to cancel because BT's deal is brilliant - be prepared to go almost as far as actually cancelling and they will offer you big discounts if you stay...

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-sign-enda-stevens-1-6798217 Thought they signed the lady in the mobility scooter until I re-read his first name...

If he has to do it in his tenure, does that mean by November? Tough ask...!

I wonder what the money raised will really be spent on? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/sports-mail-donations-boost-pompey-academy-1-6727578 Love the reference to their lowest ever Football League finish - let's hope they beat that record next year. Afterall I can't remember any time since our takeover that they managed to improve their finish and long may thay continue...

£300m/game I think

Eastleigh 2-0 up!

Just checked the Conference table - Eastleigh 1 point shy of the play offs, but with a game in hand (tomorrow night). Fingers crossed for a derby next year...

That's about as long as they give every other manager...

Didn't Richie Barker get Craley out of league 2? Maybe Waddock is as good as him...

'I think'? That is the biggest get out of jail free card ever, especially as most on that isle are incapable of such a thing. In other words, I really hope so but don't know.

How long before the fishy lot start saying they want to sell their 'shares' to Milan Mandaric now that he has flogged Wednesday?

Is this not basically the same (with different managers' names) that was said last year, and the year before that?

Time to get voting everyone - of course they were right to keep Andy Awful... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/fans-poll-were-pompey-right-to-keep-faith-with-andy-awford-1-6544680

I want Connolly to score the goal the delivers the relegation to the conference that they deserve.

Does he man the ticket office himself?