For fek's sake. Women have no place in football. Fek off and do needle work or something. Don't feking get involved in football.
Fek all this equality sh!te. I hold all humans equally equal to me. That doesn't mean that women get to pollute my football enjoyment.
I tell you, it won't be long until the feking suffragettes get us to have to some feking dripping bint play upfront with Lambo.
Women. Fek off out of our game.