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The Female Linesman Sian Massey is now sponsored by Just for Men- used once and Gray was gone

My Grandfather said its going to be terrible this winter with the Flu outbreaks, I said tell me...

When asked who is favourite Qatar player is ? he replied Eric Clapton

Scientists have found that women have the same DNA as shrimps....their heads are full of sh1t but their pink bits taste lovely

Got this Eastern European girl to clean my flat, took her 5 days, turns out she's a Slovac

I asked the wife if she wanted to play Chilean Miners ? she said you want me to go down your shaft till I reach the bottom ? I said No....get out of my sight for 3 months

My sexy chinese neighbour...

Gary Glitter has gone to Chile now, the only place where you can slide a minor up and down your shaft and get applauded

Perhaps it was at the G-A-Y Bar, London, Nick ??

Me and the wife were on our way home one night and a tramp in a doorway asked me for £3, I said are you going to use it to buy cigarettes, he replied No, I don't smoke....I asked him if he was going...

I suppose it is subject to where you go but in pubs whose customer base is aged between 18-30 and clubs i would suggest it is prevalent

As he is retired from his sport is it such a big deal that he likes the gravel ? simply doing what a very large percentage of people who go out socialising in this day and age, just because it is...

Dear Colleen
If you want to get your own back give me a call

Love

John Terry


Man Utd players had an 1980's car themed party last week.....Giggs came in a Capri, Scholes in a Granada and...

I just opened my wheelie bin and a wasp flew out, what kind of sick bstard puts a wasp in a bin

Don't understand all this fuss over Mary Bale, you see a pussy, stroke it, play with it then bin it,...

Centre Inn, Barbarellas
Dog & Duck, Thursdays

Got involved with a girl who had only just got engaged, came out with all the nonsense about its so unlike her to do that, didn't know the guy but insisted she finish with him which she did sending...

Do those victims families feel better now that a newly elected PM has apologised, we killed a member of your family but we are sorry, "oh, your sorry, ok then" conversely if the IRA were to do the...

Had to laugh this morning when an American Woman said she was yet to hear a statement from The Queen Of England on this issue !!!

Murder, Suicide or natural causes ?

Read a link this morning on the Echo website referencing threads started on here about EDL printing the posters user name etc..
Does this fall into the category of "any publicity is good publicity",...

Gordan Brown went up to a prostitute and said "I'm Prime Minster of England, how much will it cost me to spend the night with you ?" she replied "Mr Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt as high as...

Have to agree with this post, except of course, the shocked bit

It is offensive on so many levels and a disgrace that it is allowed to hang on a public wall in Southampton.

Perhaps they bloody well do and equally may have good reason, why not poll those in the armed forces and obtain opinion then you will be in a position to make an informed judgement on those who serve...

I too believed it was a good gig for him, nothing about his cv cries out premiership quality(in management) yet still he does not take it, it must be that dire he couldn't even see it as a stepping...

I doubt if the failure to agree terms related to his salary, would suggest it would be about investment in the team so will take this as another sign the great Dr's dough will do nothing for them,...

Maybe he is already getting it !!