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How very sporting. You've been banned before and returned under various guises anyway, so just do that again.

Thanks for the appreciation, everyone. I feel touched.

Are you still whinging about the Liberal Elite?

Magazine - The Correct Use Of Soap
The Pop Group - 'Y'
Lee Perry - Super Ape

And, for the record, I like hypochondriac. Few people amuse me on here, but he is definitely one of them. This place would be a lot duller without him.

Thank you everyone for your wonderful...

Actually, as this is my thread with my name in the title, I can never ever ever be off-topic.

A loophole wrapped in a loophole.

Lifetime ban expired. I must've died.

At first this made me smile and I thought that's it son, knock 'em out. And then I thought that's not big and I felt shame for you, this fella is no friend of mine (and I bet his penis is one the...

Clearly photoshopped.

£600 seems like a bargain to me. I think you should up the starting bid to £900.

No, you f*** off

That is interesting, TDD. Mine was from Ticketweb (I think) and another one which I can't recall. I can check my deleted box if people want?

Oh, I just remembered, I deleted 2 emails this morning. Anyone else had to delete any emails recently?

That's interesting, thanks.

I think it's nice that your daughter tries to protect your feelings.

Bellend.

Actually, the Ronan stuff was leaked by Simon Cowell himself so that we wouldn't realise that Jai McDowell has been signed to Syco/Sony since he was 8 and HE was the one that they fixed to win. Ronan...

Is Scott Parker playing for the 1950s England team?

The first picture of the results is pretty impressive:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/northeast/series11/images/week5/bobby_charlton449.jpg

So you admit that they just point out the obvious then?

Google/Facebook is the clairvoyant's best friend.

No.

I slept with Sister Wendy Beckett.

I wondered why my mum had 'Proctor & Gamble' emblazoned across her apron last time I saw her.

I prefer to display my incompetence openly.

Both of those are absolutely true about me! Could you tell me more if I give you £10?

Welcome to the Liberal Elite. I'll get your namebadge printed up.