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Invite him round for some Yo Fried Chicken.

You are quite a sad individual.

Terror trumps race. I don't condone the action but I do have some sympathy for the perpetrators.

Thanks to those who have lessened my ignorance with regards to the fried chicken association.

I do find it difficult to Square why Tiger wanted fried chicken as his champion meal. In my ignorance...

Do non-news stories such as the spat between Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods do more harm to race relations than good?

For those who have not followed the story, Sergio and Tiger had a falling out...

Timothy!! :lol:

http://www.newstalk.ie/Paddy-Crerands-full-blooded--furious-dismissal-of-Ferguson-rumours

Horses cock.

Turns out Phil Neville doesn’t have the worst first touch in his family.

Went on a date with a dolphin last night. It was great, we just clicked.

F**k me, his first miracle!! I wish I had the skillz to open a PayPal account without a bank account. THAT is why he is Pope and I'm writing on here.

I'd also get the landlord to check out why you are getting condensation in / on the window.

Trick question, unless Uzbekhistan is a new kingdom and not the republic with a similar name.

Assuming it is a trick question, the answer has to be right.

I had the sh*ts once.

Hee Hee... Animals as left backs.... The only other animal to play at left back I could think of is Mark Dennis.

That's not what your missus says.

Sweet: Cherry
Savoury: Horse Cock and Leek

Who can honestly say they've never eaten horse cock before?

Apparently she didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her, it was the Silence of the Limbs

Sounds more like an extract from the memoirs of Dub_Phil.

It was just a dream

You are correct, I feel so ashamed. Redemption will no doubt be mine with this beauty...

What do you get if you cross a beatle with an aussie dog?

Dingo Starr.

I thank you!

Finally the bones of Richard III have been reassembled.... I love it when a Plantagent comes together.

So common, one could confuse you with an inhabitant of Portsmouth.

Calling Feltham rancid is being kind to the place.

2 thoughts spring to mind:

- All 5 are in work today, the chances of all 5 staying at work for the duration of the rental agreement is a...

I just checked the Tesco burgers in my fridge.... and they're off!