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Going by the US' previous attempts at arming rebels, those weapons will no doubt be used against them in 20 years time.

I've done pub golf a few times and out of the 20 or so that do it, not one person has ever failed to make it round. The first time we did it, we did 19 pubs by accident.

Make sure you head to Old Town in Albufeira. Much quieter than the main strip area and some fantastic traditional, local restaurants there.

There is also a huge shopping centre on the outskirts...

Wouldn't want to have to give him another shoeing.

Only two. I'll be in a Shanghai Brothel that night having my own stag do by myself.

Mate of mine used to be a copper in Durban. His sole reason for moving over here is he did not want his kids being raised in such a violent country. Some of the things he saw and did as a copper over...

8 for me. Got The Valley and St Andrews wrong.

What's it to you, Middlesex Scum?

That sounds like a fairly normal relationship by Tasmanian standards.

What a legend.

When he's got his tail up and is swinging it, he's probably the most unplayable bowler in world cricket. He just looks like he's going to take a wicket with every delivery.

Really hope he get's overlooked for any Premiership jobs going and ends up with some bang average Championship team.

I've really grown to hate the bloke.

I wonder what odds you can get on Brighton to be in the Premiership next season?

I'd go back to hers, do the deed and f*ck off... As long as she'd untied me.

She looks plastic but the sex with her would be incredible. You can tell she'd literally let you do anything. The whole god thing is just a front, the filthy mare.

Air India don't give a damn. Last time I flew with them, a child was stood up on their seat screaming and shouting throughout the whole descent and landing. The air hostesses were walking past...

Not really, the earth has been constantly changing for the last 6 billion years.

It's actually really easy to do by train in a day.

You have to start somewhere. It's highly unlikely that anything will change off the back of this petition alone, though it's about raising awareness and keeping it in the public eye. If you build...

Signed up for that the other day. Hopefully clubs start to listen!

Thanks a lot for that. Some good suggestions there and Robe looks a beautiful town so that will be the first night's stop sorted. We leave Adelaide on the 19th and don't need to be in Melbourne until...

I think after his little hiatus, he's come back with an even more laid back style and it is literally hit out or get out, no matter what format.

That is obscene.

Dhoni's tweet afterwards made me laugh... ""Life is all about taking the right decision, seeing Gayle bat today I think I took the right decision of being a wicket keeper."

Don't suppose you can recommend any decent car rentals? We're flying from Perth to Adelaide, then taking a few days to drive down to Melbourne (leaving the car there). Also, any towns you recommend...

Believe they normally do a 5 day pass so will just get that. May miss the odd day here and there but I've been to Sydney a few times and also done Melbourne before, so there are no actual sights left...

I'm all booked up for Perth, Melbourne and Sydney. I've done the Sydney test before and it's class.

Perth and Sydney will be a bit of a mad scramble for tickets and they usually sell out in hours....