Xmas Caption Competition

**Dog** · 14-12-2009, 01:23 PM

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**Jillyanne** · 14-12-2009, 01:54 PM

Which of the Mods are those guys?

**Smirking_Saint** · 14-12-2009, 02:21 PM

Mary was beginning to wish she had washed her fanny this morning

**OldNick** · 14-12-2009, 02:53 PM

it was her first attempt using those new tampons

**ericofarabia** · 14-12-2009, 03:08 PM

This wasn't really what her boyfriend was expecting when he asked her to 'assume the roast chicken position'

**Hatch** · 14-12-2009, 03:13 PM

Harding celebrates his first goal in unusual fashion

**ericofarabia** · 14-12-2009, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Hatch

Harding celebrates his first goal in unusual fashion

How did he celebrate his 2nd goal

**Big John** · 14-12-2009, 06:15 PM

Virgin Atlantic stewardess demonstrates the revised procedure for crash landing at sea:

1 - Remove loose clothing
2 - Lean forward
3 - Place head between legs
4 - Kiss arse goodbye

**Thedelldays** · 14-12-2009, 06:18 PM

saintkiptanui eating his own arse

**St.Jeweller** · 14-12-2009, 07:21 PM

that's the last time i invite dog round for a christmas drink!

**Hatch** · 14-12-2009, 07:46 PM

I can hear the sea

**Thedelldays** · 14-12-2009, 07:47 PM

this is what happens when you get st will mad

**Big John** · 14-12-2009, 07:49 PM

"Never mind your hat, anyone seen my horse".

**Thedelldays** · 14-12-2009, 07:51 PM

"I can taste my own quim"

**notnowcato** · 14-12-2009, 08:11 PM

It's a bit muffled but she was heard to say, "I bet some **** attempts to shoehorn this picture of me and a festive season together in some lame caption competition. Blatantly the two are Sagnowski and Raziak from each other."