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  1. 01-09-2010, 11:55 AM #1
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    Default Fat football players.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dog View Post


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    who is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint_Rick View Post
    who is that?
    Neil Shipperley
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint_Rick View Post
    who is that?
    Ha, That is Neil Shipperly.
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    B****y h**l, is it really? That's a well equipped pub team he plays for!

    I have to admit I'm a kilo over my winter season weight after a summer in the UK but I'm positively sylph like compared with him and he's nearly 20 years younger. Possibly bigger boobs than mine n'all! Still, nothing like 4 evenings training a week to get the weight off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suewhistle View Post
    Possibly bigger boobs than mine n'all!
    Ruuuuuuuule 1 !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMikey View Post
    Didn't he try to claim it was just the angle of the photo? The fat f*ck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry the Badger View Post
    Didn't he try to claim it was just the angle of the photo? The fat f*ck.
    Yeah, bloody cheek! This was him a few days ago;



    He's still no f*cking supermodel.
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    Puskas. Decent player, I hear..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robsk II View Post
    Puskas. Decent player, I hear..

    that ball is going over the bar!
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    Quote Originally Posted by keithd View Post
    that ball is going over the bar!
    How did he mange to run with only one leg that split into two seperate legs below the knee?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robsk II View Post
    Puskas. Decent player, I hear..

    Are you Dave Merrington in real life?

    He somehow managed to compere various Saints forwards with Puskas for about 3 weeks in a row!!
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    Still another kilo to go (I was lying, it was nearer 3 kilos over), but I seem to have stalled a bit. My argument being that muscle is heavier than fat and I've definitely got no fat on my legs now!

    PS What's rule 1?
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    Quote Originally Posted by suewhistle View Post
    Still another kilo to go (I was lying, it was nearer 3 kilos over), but I seem to have stalled a bit. My argument being that muscle is heavier than fat and I've definitely got no fat on my legs now!

    PS What's rule 1?
    Rule 1 = Show us a picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suewhistle View Post
    Still another kilo to go (I was lying, it was nearer 3 kilos over), but I seem to have stalled a bit. My argument being that muscle is heavier than fat and I've definitely got no fat on my legs now!

    PS What's rule 1?
    Don't talk about Fat Club.
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    Thanks for the pics, guys. They make me feel a whole lot better! Still no personal pics yet: 'spose I'd have to host them on flikr or summat?
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    Sue, thanks for the PM's. You really are a stunner arn't you, a great pair of legs, firm pert breasts, and now I know why your called 'whistle', I bet a few tunes have been played on that old kebab.
    I will try and send one back Sue, but I need a back, crack and sack wax first.
    L8rs!
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    Sh*t! Sorry Sue, that was meant to be a PM.
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    P*** off Dune!;-) I don't send dodgy pics to dodgy blokes! Mind you, the thought of you having a waxing makes me cackle.

    You're not my type, I'm afraid. Unfortunately the girls in my footie side are all too young... and if you entered our changing rooms you'd have to make sure the shower was freezing..
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    Good job I'm not a dodgy bloke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tartanowl View Post


    Ex Owl Adam Proudlock
    Isn't Richie Humphries a bit of a porker as well these days?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ohwhenthesaints View Post
    Look who it is Lungs.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by saint_stevo View Post
    Look who it is Lungs.....
    If only they had a like button on here! Bring on the beast for FC Santos!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericofarabia View Post
    Are you Dave Merrington in real life?

    He somehow managed to compere various Saints forwards with Puskas for about 3 weeks in a row!!
    Ssssshhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crab Lungs View Post
    If only they had a like button on here! Bring on the beast for FC Santos!
    The9 take note
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