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    Default Football players photgraphed with their penis' out (or erect under shorts)

    Inspired by another thread, can we compile a comprehensive list of players who have been photographed with either their willy's out or an erection under their shorts? It would be good if we could get a full team out.

    So far we have...

    Harry Cripps (possibly a left back?) from Millwall (circa 1969) - source DSM - willy out in team photo
    Thomas Graveson (midfield) - source: Saint Stevo - willy out (unspecified where he was when the willy was out)
    Steve Lomas (midfield) - source: Benjii - erection (unspecified where he was when erection occured)
    Paul Scholes (midfield) - source: keithd - willy out during match (seems to be a home game from the 1990s?)
    Sezgin Ízhan (position unknown) - souce: the stain - willy out during team photo (subsequently banned from his German part time team Vfvb Ruhrort/Laar for 10 weeks)
    Dean Saunders (forward) - source: durleyfos (unconfirmed) - willy out in team photo
    Tim Orchard (position unknown) from Clarence Football Club (Tasmania) - source: the stain - willy out in the background of a post match interview
    Barry Venison (midfield) from Liverpool - source: Gordon Mockles - erection in Pannini or Shoot sticker album photo
    Robbie Keane (forward) from Totenham - source: Benjii - erection visible after scoring a goal (against Sunderland?)
    DaMarcus Beasley (left midfield/wing) - source: Saint Stevo - penis out whilst having a wee during a game
    Peter Beardsley (forward) - source: Nellie - penis out during a game (international against Holland)

    So far then....

    Goalkeeper -
    Right back -
    Left Back - Harry Cripps
    Centre Back
    Centre Back
    Right Midfield - Thomas Graveson
    Left Midfield - DaMarcus Beasley
    Centre Mid - Barry Venison
    Centre Mid - Paul Scholes
    Forward - Robbie Keane
    Forward - Peter Beardsley
    Subs bench:
    Steve Lomas
    Sezgin Ízhan
    Tim Orchard
    Dean Saunders

    Any more?
    Last edited by the stain; 11-07-2011 at 02:33 PM. Reason: new willy found

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    Didn't Dean Saunders do it for a team photo when he was at Brighton?

    Pretty sure they were sponsored by Nobbo at the time!

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    Lomas was celebrating a goal. I'll see what I can find.

    There is also a well publicised photo if Diego M in the shower with a walnut.

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    Haven't got hold of it yet but here's a good one:


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    Is that Robbie Keane? Would be good if it was as then we'd have a forward line sorted out.

    I wouldn't include Maradona in the squad if he was naked in the shower - that is normal.

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    didnt DaMarcus Beasley whip his out and have a pee while warming up on the touchline at a World cup?

    EDIT- Yes he did- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sicTFKAUec

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    2 Prize Pr!cks for the price of one!!

    An old classic.

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    We're looking a bit short at the back. Any good defenders/goalies with their willy's out or erect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the stain View Post
    We're looking a bit short at the back. Any good defenders/goalies with their willy's out or erect?
    How about Seaman getting lobbed from 40 yards in The European Cup match?

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    From my very early days of going to The Dell late 60's - the matchday programmes used to have a Football League supplement (?) inside which had a team photo as the centre spread and you'd often see a stray bollock or bell end making an appearance - intentionally or not I'm not sure!!

    Anybody got programmes from that era could maybe have a quick rummage through and see what pops up!!

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    I realise you asked for a defender, but I can't believe you have overlooked Peter Beardsley and his obvious talent for whipping out the last turkey. Defo got to go down as a decent assist for Big Ruud too.

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    Fantastic! This is looking like a great team (going forward). Beardsley is the first name on the team sheet with a willy like that.

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    Not a penis out, but Reyes had his penis bitten by a team mate after scoring a goal once in la Liga

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    Didnt Rooney have an erection when he scored a penalty last season?

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    These photos were taken just seconds before Tevez got his cock out.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatch View Post
    These photos were taken just seconds before Tevez got his cock out.



    That explains why Tevez wears gloves.

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    Wasn't there a photo at the end of last season of our game at Brighton with the players celebrating & Bart on the touchline appearing to have a boner?

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