Inspired by another thread, can we compile a comprehensive list of players who have been photographed with either their willy's out or an erection under their shorts? It would be good if we could get a full team out.
So far we have...
Harry Cripps (possibly a left back?) from Millwall (circa 1969) - source DSM - willy out in team photo
Thomas Graveson (midfield) - source: Saint Stevo - willy out (unspecified where he was when the willy was out)
Steve Lomas (midfield) - source: Benjii - erection (unspecified where he was when erection occured)
Paul Scholes (midfield) - source: keithd - willy out during match (seems to be a home game from the 1990s?)
Sezgin Ízhan (position unknown) - souce: the stain - willy out during team photo (subsequently banned from his German part time team Vfvb Ruhrort/Laar for 10 weeks)
Dean Saunders (forward) - source: durleyfos (unconfirmed) - willy out in team photo
Tim Orchard (position unknown) from Clarence Football Club (Tasmania) - source: the stain - willy out in the background of a post match interview
Barry Venison (midfield) from Liverpool - source: Gordon Mockles - erection in Pannini or Shoot sticker album photo
Robbie Keane (forward) from Totenham - source: Benjii - erection visible after scoring a goal (against Sunderland?)
DaMarcus Beasley (left midfield/wing) - source: Saint Stevo - penis out whilst having a wee during a game
Peter Beardsley (forward) - source: Nellie - penis out during a game (international against Holland)
So far then....
Right back -
Left Back - Harry Cripps
Right Midfield - Thomas Graveson
Left Midfield - DaMarcus Beasley
Centre Mid - Barry Venison
Centre Mid - Paul Scholes
Forward - Robbie Keane
Forward - Peter Beardsley
Last edited by the stain; 11-07-2011 at 03:33 PM. Reason: new willy found
Didn't Dean Saunders do it for a team photo when he was at Brighton?
Pretty sure they were sponsored by Nobbo at the time!
Lomas was celebrating a goal. I'll see what I can find.
There is also a well publicised photo if Diego M in the shower with a walnut.
Haven't got hold of it yet but here's a good one:
Is that Robbie Keane? Would be good if it was as then we'd have a forward line sorted out.
I wouldn't include Maradona in the squad if he was naked in the shower - that is normal.
2 Prize Pr!cks for the price of one!!
An old classic.
We're looking a bit short at the back. Any good defenders/goalies with their willy's out or erect?
From my very early days of going to The Dell late 60's - the matchday programmes used to have a Football League supplement (?) inside which had a team photo as the centre spread and you'd often see a stray bollock or bell end making an appearance - intentionally or not I'm not sure!!
Anybody got programmes from that era could maybe have a quick rummage through and see what pops up!!
I realise you asked for a defender, but I can't believe you have overlooked Peter Beardsley and his obvious talent for whipping out the last turkey. Defo got to go down as a decent assist for Big Ruud too.
Fantastic! This is looking like a great team (going forward). Beardsley is the first name on the team sheet with a willy like that.
Not a penis out, but Reyes had his penis bitten by a team mate after scoring a goal once in la Liga
Didnt Rooney have an erection when he scored a penalty last season?
These photos were taken just seconds before Tevez got his cock out.
Wasn't there a photo at the end of last season of our game at Brighton with the players celebrating & Bart on the touchline appearing to have a boner?