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Inspired by another thread, can we compile a comprehensive list of players who have been photographed with either their willy's out or an erection under their shorts? It would be good if we could get a full team out.

 

So far we have...

 

Harry Cripps (possibly a left back?) from Millwall (circa 1969) - source DSM - willy out in team photo

Thomas Graveson (midfield) - source: Saint Stevo - willy out (unspecified where he was when the willy was out)

Steve Lomas (midfield) - source: Benjii - erection (unspecified where he was when erection occured)

Paul Scholes (midfield) - source: keithd - willy out during match (seems to be a home game from the 1990s?)

Sezgin Özhan (position unknown) - souce: the stain - willy out during team photo (subsequently banned from his German part time team Vfvb Ruhrort/Laar for 10 weeks)

Dean Saunders (forward) - source: durleyfos (unconfirmed) - willy out in team photo

Tim Orchard (position unknown) from Clarence Football Club (Tasmania) - source: the stain - willy out in the background of a post match interview

Barry Venison (midfield) from Liverpool - source: Gordon Mockles - erection in Pannini or Shoot sticker album photo

Robbie Keane (forward) from Totenham - source: Benjii - erection visible after scoring a goal (against Sunderland?)

DaMarcus Beasley (left midfield/wing) - source: Saint Stevo - penis out whilst having a wee during a game

Peter Beardsley (forward) - source: Nellie - penis out during a game (international against Holland)

 

So far then....

 

Goalkeeper -

Right back -

Left Back - Harry Cripps

Centre Back

Centre Back

Right Midfield - Thomas Graveson

Left Midfield - DaMarcus Beasley

Centre Mid - Barry Venison

Centre Mid - Paul Scholes

Forward - Robbie Keane

Forward - Peter Beardsley

Subs bench:

Steve Lomas

Sezgin Özhan

Tim Orchard

Dean Saunders

 

Any more?

Edited by the stain
new willy found
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From my very early days of going to The Dell late 60's - the matchday programmes used to have a Football League supplement (?) inside which had a team photo as the centre spread and you'd often see a stray bollock or bell end making an appearance - intentionally or not I'm not sure!!

 

Anybody got programmes from that era could maybe have a quick rummage through and see what pops up!!

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peter-beardsley-balls.jpg

 

I realise you asked for a defender, but I can't believe you have overlooked Peter Beardsley and his obvious talent for whipping out the last turkey. Defo got to go down as a decent assist for Big Ruud too.

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