Diarrhea diarrhea

[Wadge]

it comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

[pap]

If you are a fan of diarrhea, a bottle of red wine turns every fart into a 50/50 the next day.

HTH

[benjii]

It goes down the drain like an Intercity train.

[gaz]

Its spelt diarrhoea, because we're in the UK and we're not America.

HTH.

[latter day saint]

i was walking through the park when i did an eggy fart
diarrhoea,diarrhoea
it was running down my leg as i squated in a hedge
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
a moist large dock leaf was my only source of relief
diarrhoea, diarrhoea

[Verbal]

Its spelt diarrhoea, because we're in the UK and we're not America.

HTH.

Spelling is okay but meter is all wrong.

[Upwind]

Verbal - you must get your fair share of it.....................??

[Truesaint]

People think its funny but its very very runny!
Diahorea, Diahorea

[The9]

Its spelt diarrhoea, because we're in the UK and we're not America.

HTH.

I like this.

[Twentytwentvision]

I expect this thread to run and run

[the stain]

As i said on the other thread about him, I think it is a shame he has been banned.

[Jonnyboy]

it comes out of your bum
like pedigree chum
diarrhea diarrhea

[benjii]

I expect this thread to run and run

As i said on the other thread about him, I think it is a shame he has been banned.

A pair of s

[sfc1971]

What a s hit thread.........................

[Verbal]

Verbal - you must get your fair share of it.....................??

How would you know from where you're standing?

[Upwind]

Verbal and diarrhoea = ......................whoosh!

[gaz]

Have an Immodicum of decency chaps.

[Verbal]

Verbal and diarrhoea = ......................whoosh!

You really need to pay attention to your moniker.

[CB Saint]

don't pull the chain cos I wanna go again

[Trevor in Vancouver]

When you're driving in your Chevy and you're pants are gettin' heavy............