What Is You Thinking?

[Bearsy]

This thread is for recording all your wonderings that you have about things and stuffs! They can be as randoms as you like!

[Shorty Bainbridge]

Do you **** in the woods Bearsy?

[Bearsy]

They don't have to be about me!

I was wondering last night how come all the girls in my street have suddenly started closing their curtains in the evenings. It's weird like some kind of conspiracy. Ironic too, cos i just bought expensive binoculars!

[Thedelldays]

are you deppo is disguise..?

[Ohio Saint]

I'm glad light is not lumpy. When something travels at 299,792,458 metres per second, you want it to be soft not lumpy. Sometimes I duck when I flick a light switch, just in case.

[saintscottofthenortham]

This left over from Enchilada i'm chamming right now taste's better than it did last night. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[RonManager]

Sometimes I sits and I thinks.............

Other times I just sits.

[Bearsy]

Why is they not selling Euro2012 paninis in supermarkets? Why is Tesco trying to shove those skanky Match Attax cards down my throat the whole time when all i wants is my panini stickers!

[pap]

What percentage of celebrities wipe their own arse?

Of those who don't, do they have butlers, robots or something else? Perhaps a well trained animal.

[Ohio Saint]

What percentage of celebrities wipe their own arse?

Of those who don't, do they have butlers, robots or something else? Perhaps a well trained animal.

I wouldn't wipe my arse with a butler, maybe a nice furry animal though.

[Hamilton Saint]

I'm wondering why you keep putting an s on the end of words that don't need it.

[Turkish]

Would i **** it?

[buctootim]

I'm wondering why you keep putting an s on the end of words that don't need it.

He's watched Borat too many times.

[Bearsy]

I'm wondering why you keep putting an s on the end of words that don't need it.

I think they do needs it! Is it annoyings! I like the posters who you can tell who wrote it without checking the names - you always know an officials Bearsy post cos the whole world is plurals!

[pap]

I think they do needs it! Is it annoyings! I like the posters who you can tell who wrote it without checking the names - you always know an officials Bearsy post cos the whole world is plurals!

I'm with you, my ursine companion. Language is supposed to evolve, and while I would not employ your specific style myself, I would go to great lengths to defend your right to do it, perhaps even writing to my MP or cage-fighting a kitten.

[Ohio Saint]

I likes it. It makeses him sound like a Yogis, or a Boo-Boos ore somethings.

[pap]

Respectfully, Ohio - that's more Gollum than Bearsy

[Ohio Saint]

Respectfully, Ohio - that's more Gollum than Bearsy

No need to be respectful. I was just putting Ss in there willy nilly like a rabid rabbit, and it showed.

Anyway, whatever anyone thinks of Bearsy's online persona.....I gotta give respect for the way he never breaks character. That has to be worth something.

[Jonnyboy]

It's mores likes thes meerkats's.

[Spudgun]

Who would win a fight between a rabid rabbit & a meerkat ?

[Joe Kirkup]

Bearsy = legend.

[RonManager]

Dan......................



























...................Cruickshank

[Colinjb]

ITV 2 and 3.

Who actually watches these channels? There is no point to them.

[Tom8558]

if you got 1000 members of saints web, and put them on 1000 typewriters, could they produce a coherent grammatically correct sentence?

[buctootim]

if you got 1000 members of saints web, and put them on 1000 typewriters, could they produce a coherent grammatically correct sentence?

If you got 1,000 members of Saints Web and put them in front of 1,000 typewriters, would they produce a coherent, grammatically correct sentence?

[pap]

ITV 2 and 3.

Who actually watches these channels? There is no point to them.

They are very popular with dogs, apparently.

[Swansea_Saint]

I am thinking how much of a pain in the arse my pregnant girlfriend. But also congratulating myself for going to the shop and buying copious amounts of ale for me to seek solace in!!

[Ohio Saint]

If you took 1000 members of Saints Web, and gave them 1000 typewriters, could they produce a coherent, grammatically correct sentence?

Fixed that for ya!

[buctootim]

if you got 1000 members of saints web, and put them on 1000 typewriters, could they produce a coherent grammatically correct sentence?

If you got 1,000 members of Saints Web and put them in front of 1,000 typewriters, would they produce a coherent, grammatically correct sentence?

Fixed that for ya!

Unrelated triplets

[Ohio Saint]

Unrelated triplets

I was thinking about triplets too. I do that several times a day.

[Jillyanne]

when we die do we come back as rats

[CHAPEL END CHARLIE]

I was pondering the other day on the nature of our eternal Human search for meaning in life, while the terrible realisation that in truth we wander alone, doomed & damned lost amid the unimaginable vastness of a utterly indifferent universe seems undeniable.

.... and whether we should sign a new keeper in case Kelvin proves not up to it next season.

[Ohio Saint]

I
.... and whether we should sign a new keeper in case Kelvin proves not up to it next season.

I'm pretty sure they covered that in the old testement

[CHAPEL END CHARLIE]

I'm pretty sure they covered that in the old testement

Exodus 11:7

And the Lord said: Place not thy faith in even the greatest of guardians for they cometh unready into the world and fail to command the scared box according to holy scripture ....

[Ohio Saint]

Revelations: Final verse.

They think it's all over!......It is now!!

[Saint_Jonny]

I'm wondering how you've managed to get more retarded sounding as the weeks have gone on Bearsy. It seems you could spell and construct sentences properly, but now you can't. A great shame.

[Julian H. Cope]

Audi drivers can suck my fat one.

[Hamilton Saint]

I'm pretty sure they covered that in the old testement

Old Testament

[SNSUN]

With the free salad they offer, does anyone actually order a starter at a Harvester?

[Raging Bull]

I'm wondering why the **** the waters gone off, I wanna brush my teeth cos my breath stinks!!!

[hamster]

Where can I buy some gas to boil me water for a cuppa?

[dubai_phil]

Why do you never remember you got a paper cut until 30 seconds after you put your fingers into a jar of Pickled Chillies?






And how the HELL do you stop it hurting like HELL?

[Bearsy]

I'm wondering how you've managed to get more retarded sounding as the weeks have gone on Bearsy. It seems you could spell and construct sentences properly, but now you can't. A great shame.

Most people meeting a talking bear is like "Wow a talking bear!". Saint Jonny is all "yeah but his grammar is sh!t"

[Bearsy]

I'm wondering why the **** the waters gone off, I wanna brush my teeth cos my breath stinks!!!

Where can I buy some gas to boil me water for a cuppa?

You two should get together!

[Thedelldays]

why have I had a dull stomach ache after eating for the last 2 days..?

[dubai_phil]

why have I had a dull stomach ache after eating for the last 2 days..?

Well any other poster would have had an Interesting Stomach ache, but seeing as you are Thedulldays, what do you expect?

[CB Saint]

Why the f... Can't the insurance company employ more people instead of keeping me on hold for 20 minutes and why do companies repeat ly tell you that they are experiencing high volumes of calls when we all know that isn't the case.

[Essruu]

Getting dressed at weekends used to automatically mean jeans, t-shirt and trainers. I now think trousers, shoes, nice shirt & jumper :-/ #turningintomydad

[Saint_Jonny]

Most people meeting a talking bear is like "Wow a talking bear!". Saint Jonny is all "yeah but his grammar is sh!t"

But you seem to be spelling badly on purpose. Come on Bearsy, you are better than that! I brought a friend with me to say hi anyway, I hope you like him.

[FloridaMarlin]

Have you ever tried to post a coconut?