The Jeremy Kyle Show

[Turkish]

is that Steve Bull on there right now? One time Saints half time entertainment and celebrity fatty?

[Turkish]

f*ck me. 36 stone with over 67% of it being fat.

[Durleyfos]

I want to go and watch one of his shows being filmed.

Would be great laughing at all the chavs fighting each other.

[Turkish]

Im sure it's him, on there for help because he's obese. I'm sure he got given a free gym membership years ago as part of his short stint as our celebrity fan.

[ChrisPY]

It is him. Apparently they've got him doing zumba classes. Fair play to him trying to shift the weight. Remember a few years back up at Sheff Weds they had to get the disabled door open because he wouldn't fit through the turnstile. Seems like a good lad.

[Turkish]

It is him. Apparently they've got him doing zumba classes. Fair play to him trying to shift the weight. Remember a few years back up at Sheff Weds they had to get the disabled door open because he wouldn't fit through the turnstile. Seems like a good lad.

36 stone though. Did he not get to 18 stone and think he might need to cut down on the takeaways?? My sister knows him, says he's a nice fella, i just dont really have much sympathy for people who get that fat and then demand help, do they not have mirrors in their houses or wonder why their clothes dont fit?

[Greenridge]

Lots of people need help...in different ways...some physical some mental

[Turkish]

Lots of people need help...in different ways...some physical some mental

agreed.

[The Cat]

A missed opportunity there if he didn't sit on Jeremy Kyle.

Does Steve Bull still do his funny dance at the front of the Northam when we score?

[Thedelldays]

Was it him that did the "shuffle" at the start of a premier league highlights programme?

Another not so good representation of Southampton

First, the utter melt that was on take me out. Now this

FFS

[Turkish]

Was it him that did the "shuffle" at the start of a premier league highlights programme?

Another not so good representation of Southampton

First, the utter melt that was on take me out. Now this

FFS

Thats him. Those two along with the sulky faced man in the clown suit at 'boro away and we've not done well for ourselves in terms of TV representation this year. FFS

[mehball]

Yep it's him...

http://i.imgur.com/bX09M.jpg

[Spudgun]

Was it him that did the "shuffle" at the start of a premier league highlights programme?

Another not so good representation of Southampton

First, the utter melt that was on take me out. Now this
FFS

He wasn't wearing his Saints shirt on Jeremy Kyle, so I don't think the reputation of SFC has been damaged too badly in this instance

[dubai_phil]

He wasn't wearing his Saints shirt on Jeremy Kyle, so I don't think the reputation of SFC has been damaged too badly in this instance

Was that through choice or due to the fact that there have been problems with supply of XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL sized and some fans had to start wearing the Saints Duvets?

[Colinjb]

Was that through choice or due to the fact that there have been problems with supply of XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL sized and some fans had to start wearing the Saints Duvets?

On the basis of the lad struggling on the treadmill I wonder if he manages to get to Saints games any more. He was obviously a devoted fan, can you imagine simply not being mobile enough to attend? Hope he manages to beat his probelm.

[Spudgun]

Was that through choice or due to the fact that there have been problems with supply of XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL sized and some fans had to start wearing the Saints Duvets?

It's a shame Alpine purchased the entire stock in this size, or Steve could have shown his support on tv

[Turkish]

On the basis of the lad struggling on the treadmill I wonder if he manages to get to Saints games any more. He was obviously a devoted fan, can you imagine simply not being mobile enough to attend? Hope he manages to beat his probelm.

My dad cant and it's horrible, but he has alzehimers, not gluttony.

[dubai_phil]

On the basis of the lad struggling on the treadmill I wonder if he manages to get to Saints games any more. He was obviously a devoted fan, can you imagine simply not being mobile enough to attend? Hope he manages to beat his probelm.

For any problem there are always solutions.

Unfortunately sometimes the strictures of the Western Way of Medical care don't always provide a complete solution. Good luck to the guy of course, at least he is out there seeking help (unlike many in that condition), just that I've seen (with a couple of lads I know down here) that the take two aspirin approach isn't enough and they needed something more Holistic than conventional medical / Psychological help can provide.

[Tokyo-Saint]

He was in front of me (several rows) at the Coventry game. I mentioned him to my mate who said he was from Hythe and he had played football with him. I cracked at at the thought, imagine being man marked by him?

[Turkish]

He was in front of me (several rows) at the Coventry game. I mentioned him to my mate who said he was from Hythe and he had played football with him. I cracked at at the thought, imagine being man marked by him?

His circumference would make springing the offside trap easy.

[Minty]

There's only one way I could see him 'marking' anyone else on a football pitch, and I really don't want to suggest it...

[Tokyo-Saint]

He said that he almost fell on him after a challenge and he (my mate) saw his life flash before his eyes.

[Turkish]

He said that he almost fell on him after a challenge and he (my mate) saw his life flash before his eyes.

it's obviously a good standard your mate plays at!!

[Tokyo-Saint]

it's obviously a good standard your mate plays at!!

Neil Shipperley Solent over 30s division 2, plenty of big men at the back. Come along in your skinny jeans, you can play up front.

[Raging Bull]

Why aren't you sad Fu***ers out earning a living?

[Viking Warrior]

I thought Steve Bull played for wolves. looks like he has let himself go like David Hirst

[Tokyo-Saint]

Why aren't you sad Fu***ers out earning a living?

Why do you have to be out to earn a living? I'm not a gardener.

[Turkish]

Why aren't you sad Fu***ers out earning a living?

"Working" from home today.

[Tokyo-Saint]

"Working" from home today.

How many w@nks you on so far?

[Turkish]

How many w@nks you on so far?

2, saving them up for the Real housewive of Orange County on ITV2 at 3.40 though.

[buctootim]

2, saving them up for the Real housewive of Orange County on ITV2 at 3.40 though.

I have to go to an event organised by rich bored housewives in Orange County every year. Its scary. Big hair (extensions), big tits (implants), laser white horses teeth and perma tanned shoe leather faces.

[Turkish]

I have to go to an event organised by rich bored housewives in Orange County every year. Its scary. Big hair (extensions), big tits (implants), laser white horses teeth and perma tanned shoe leather faces.

it sounds amazing.

[Thedelldays]

it sounds amazing.

indeed it does.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I have to go to an event organised by rich bored housewives in Orange County every year. Its scary. Big hair (extensions), big tits (implants), laser white horses teeth and perma tanned shoe leather faces.

You are turning turkish on. First Steve Bull on tv, now this filth. He is going to be dehydrated by 16:00.

[buctootim]

You are turning turkish on. First Steve Bull on tv, now this filth. He is going to be dehydrated by 16:00.

He'd love it there, as long as he can back comb and dig a sports jacket out.

[Turkish]

He'd love it there, as long as he can back comb and dig a sports jacket out.

and chinos with a polo shirt tucked in?

[buctootim]

Depends which 'set' you want to blend into. Black Ts and black jacket (even though its 90 degrees) for the IT money, white open necked shirts and gel for the Hollywood media money, and something expensive horrible, tasteless and clashing for those who inherited daddy's business

[LGTL]

Some genuine LOL's on this thread, good work.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Some genuine LOL's on this thread, good work.

Don't tell the authorities, they'll close us down.

[dubai_phil]

Why aren't you sad Fu***ers out earning a living?

Friday IS the weekend over here

[Raging Bull]

"Working" from home today.

Sounds like a plan stan, been trying to do this for a while now, keep up the hard work ;-)

[Raging Bull]

Friday IS the weekend over here

As opposed to poets day with half the contractors I'm currently dealing with, half a**ed tw*ts!