Dumb things people done to get banned or whatever!

[RonManager]

Who is Alpine_saint really?

Who_is_the_man_the_myth_the_legend?

Mr Alan Pinesaint Esq.

[Bearsy]

So not to harp on or nothing but I was thinking we'd be seeing Dog back by now, I don't know but i kind of figured the usual ban was like a week? My investigations is dat he's been gone like 10 days... is that meaning he's been given the permaban?

[Jonnyboy]

I reckon he posted a rude piccy, anyone see?

[Jonnyboy]

I got an infraction for this addressed to Hypochondriac. Should have got a prize imo.

"What a prize **** you are. I suppose taking the **** out of fans who coined the 'Win It For Markus' slogan two days after his death with your oh so amusing 'Win it for Rickie Martin' avatar is "respecting the views of others". Youre not even a good troll, you just bandwagon jump. One sad individual. And I havent forgotten the Afghan girl joke either. "

that avatar is lame

[Bearsy]

I reckon he posted a rude piccy, anyone see?

Maybe it was dat tubgirl thing someone was going on bout earlier. I had to google that cos i'd never heard of it, it was pretty loools i thought! I even made an amusing meme of it to send to my mum.

Is it cool to post dodgy links if you is marking them NSFW?

Edit: I've read them forum rules and they is not liking you even posting links so i is keeping my amusing tubgirl meme to myselfs!

[Jonnyboy]

Maybe it was dat tubgirl thing someone was going on bout earlier. I had to google that cos i'd never heard of it, it was pretty loools i thought! I even made an amusing meme of it to send to my mum.

Is it cool to post dodgy links if you is marking them NSFW?

Edit: I've read them forum rules and they is not liking you even posting links so i is keeping my amusing tubgirl meme to myselfs!

Urgh, wtfit?

[Bearsy]

Is you beating my quick edit jonnyboy! Don't grass me up bro! Them mods is out to get me!

[scotty]

Is you beating my quick edit jonnyboy! Don't grass me up bro! Them mods is out to get me!...........

............again.

[Jonnyboy]

Is you beating my quick edit jonnyboy! Don't grass me up bro! Them mods is out to get me!

Sorry, I copy and pasted the link so I can use it aginst you in the future.

Plus it will look great as my FB profile pic!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Ok, nobody move. I'm an undercover mod and I've seen everything (well almost everything).

Bearsy, PM that link and no one will get hurt. I'll be the judge of if you have to do some hard infraction time or not.

[Bearsy]

Hi Tokyo!

Sorry didn't see dat last night cos I was knobbing a bird. I know you don't really need to know that but I just like telling people. It was pretty sweet actually! I got her to come round short notice, and to bring me dinner, and to **** off afterwards! She is sending me text messages today bout carpet burns loools!

With regards to my amusing tubgirl meme I'm thinking that people need to have the opportunity to judge for themselves but cos of the draconian moderation protocols they is missing out on these opportunities! Fortunately I have located loop-holes in the dumb mods rulebooks, there is nothing to say dat I can't describe porno images in super-graphic details, so that is what I am doing now!

So first you have to understand about tubgirls. What you is got is a naked japanese woman lieing on her back in an empty bath. She is got her bum pointing up in the air and is squirting a long stream of yellow-brown bum juice a good foot up in the air and so it curves round in a graceful and pleasing arc til it hits her squarely in the mouth! It is a very satisfying and artisitic image!

So anyways what I am doing is using my Microsoft Paint skills to mirror the image so that you have two arcs of yellow bum-juice, so it is resembling the golden arches of the MacDonald's corporate logo! Then I is adding the words "...I'm Lovin' It" to the bottom so as to make the meme clear to even the meanest intelligence! It is a most hilarious meme because I am insinuating that eating MacDonald's is like feasting on your own bum juice! Then I is emailing it to my mum for comment.

Is this something you would like to see? If so contact Jonnyboys by pm's or emails or facebooks or just go round his houses. Cha-cha!

[Jonnyboy]

Hi Tokyo!

Sorry didn't see dat last night cos I was knobbing a bird. I know you don't really need to know that but I just like telling people. It was pretty sweet actually! I got her to come round short notice, and to bring me dinner, and to **** off afterwards! She is sending me text messages today bout carpet burns loools!

With regards to my amusing tubgirl meme I'm thinking that people need to have the opportunity to judge for themselves but cos of the draconian moderation protocols they is missing out on these opportunities! Fortunately I have located loop-holes in the dumb mods rulebooks, there is nothing to say dat I can't describe porno images in super-graphic details, so that is what I am doing now!

So first you have to understand about tubgirls. What you is got is a naked japanese woman lieing on her back in an empty bath. She is got her bum pointing up in the air and is squirting a long stream of yellow-brown bum juice a good foot up in the air and so it curves round in a graceful and pleasing arc til it hits her squarely in the mouth! It is a very satisfying and artisitic image!

So anyways what I am doing is using my Microsoft Paint skills to mirror the image so that you have two arcs of yellow bum-juice, so it is resembling the golden arches of the MacDonald's corporate logo! Then I is adding the words "...I'm Lovin' It" to the bottom so as to make the meme clear to even the meanest intelligence! It is a most hilarious meme because I am insinuating that eating MacDonald's is like feasting on your own bum juice! Then I is emailing it to my mum for comment.

Is this something you would like to see? If so contact Jonnyboys by pm's or emails or facebooks or just go round his houses. Cha-cha!

Whatever that means, I resent it.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Hi Tokyo!

Sorry didn't see dat last night cos I was knobbing a bird. I know you don't really need to know that but I just like telling people. It was pretty sweet actually! I got her to come round short notice, and to bring me dinner, and to **** off afterwards! She is sending me text messages today bout carpet burns loools!

With regards to my amusing tubgirl meme I'm thinking that people need to have the opportunity to judge for themselves but cos of the draconian moderation protocols they is missing out on these opportunities! Fortunately I have located loop-holes in the dumb mods rulebooks, there is nothing to say dat I can't describe porno images in super-graphic details, so that is what I am doing now!

So first you have to understand about tubgirls. What you is got is a naked japanese woman lieing on her back in an empty bath. She is got her bum pointing up in the air and is squirting a long stream of yellow-brown bum juice a good foot up in the air and so it curves round in a graceful and pleasing arc til it hits her squarely in the mouth! It is a very satisfying and artisitic image!

So anyways what I am doing is using my Microsoft Paint skills to mirror the image so that you have two arcs of yellow bum-juice, so it is resembling the golden arches of the MacDonald's corporate logo! Then I is adding the words "...I'm Lovin' It" to the bottom so as to make the meme clear to even the meanest intelligence! It is a most hilarious meme because I am insinuating that eating MacDonald's is like feasting on your own bum juice! Then I is emailing it to my mum for comment.

Is this something you would like to see? If so contact Jonnyboys by pm's or emails or facebooks or just go round his houses. Cha-cha!

Thanks Bearsy, sorry for the late reply. I was actually just having a McDonald's. Don't know why but after your post, just really found myself heading for the golden arches.

They say a picture paints a thousand words, well you just painted one hell of a picture with your last 50 or so words. No need to send the link any more, it's all stored up in my head now, whether I want it there or not.

Good job with the loop hole by the way. Have to say you have a skill with words of a sexual nature. Have you ever thought of writing a book? 50 shades of Bearsy?

[Bearsy]

Oh I don't know bout writing. I could probably do a picture book!

In other news we is still getting no feedback from dumb mods bout current status of dogs!

Do you think it'd be cool if i sent in a Freedom Of Information request? Is the dumb mods subject to UK law? Or is they all escaped to canary island tax havens funded by mountains of fivers?

[Bearsy]

Can someone with legals help me with my Freedom of Informations Request dat I am doing for the dumb mods? I am a bit out of my comfort zone to be honest!

Here is what I is got so far:

Saintweb.co.ck Footballs Forums
St. Mary's Stadium
Southampton Town
Near Southampton
Southampton

For the Attention of Stevegrants,

Dear Sir/Madams,

Hi can I have free informations please as you is legally got to give it and can't charge. I want to know things bout dogs and I want to know things bout how many times you is fractioned Turkish. And when dog is back. And is any of the girls on your website hot and do you have pictures?????

In your face,

Pap

I is using pap's name cos he is forum member in Good Standings whereas i am a dumb bearsy. I am sure he won't mind!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Can someone with legals help me with my Freedom of Informations Request dat I am doing for the dumb mods? I am a bit out of my comfort zone to be honest!

Here is what I is got so far:



I is using pap's name cos he is forum member in Good Standings whereas i am a dumb bearsy. I am sure he won't mind!

Brilliant! there is absolutely no way they will find out it's you. Full-proof.

[pap]

Can someone with legals help me with my Freedom of Informations Request dat I am doing for the dumb mods? I am a bit out of my comfort zone to be honest!

Here is what I is got so far:



I is using pap's name cos he is forum member in Good Standings whereas i am a dumb bearsy. I am sure he won't mind!

You work away, mate - although I'm not sure my name will carry much weight.

Steve thinks I'm the left-wing dune.

[Tokyo-Saint]

You work away, mate - although I'm not sure my name will carry much weight.

Steve thinks I'm the left-wing dune.

A fox hunting, xenophobic liberal? What a frightening thought!

[Verbal]

Can someone with legals help me with my Freedom of Informations Request dat I am doing for the dumb mods? I am a bit out of my comfort zone to be honest!

Here is what I is got so far:



I is using pap's name cos he is forum member in Good Standings whereas i am a dumb bearsy. I am sure he won't mind!

Wrong legislation. You need the Dada Protection Act.

[pap]

A fox hunting, xenophobic liberal? What a frightening thought!

I'm not exactly sure what being the left-wing dune entails. Unfortunately I was only given the title, not the job description.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'm not exactly sure what being the left-wing dune entails. Unfortunately I was only given the title, not the job description.

Sounds like you need the data protection act as well. Bearsy, can you adjust you letter to get a job description in as well? The man is all confused, he is probably walking round hating foreigners stealing our jobs but then hoping they are given sufficial social care to get a fair chance.

Cheers mate!

[Bearsy]

Is data protections really helping tho? I was thinking that was the legislations the dumb mods would be cravenly hiding behind?

[badgerx16]

Is data protections really helping tho? I was thinking that was the legislations the dumb mods would be cravenly hiding behind?

Yyou can only do a data subject access if you are the 'data subject', so change the signature to "Dog", and claim you are asking for information held about 'you'.

Then resend the message, but change the sig to "Turkish".

The mods will never notice.

[Bearsy]

Yeah maybe I'll do that!

I'm really feeling a bit bothered bout this now. I was only messing at first but now it is seeming like Dog's been given the permaban and it just don't seem right to me dat the dumb mods is permabanning long standing members without some sort of forum announcement or whatever. I feel that I'm slowly becoming an activist on this subject! I'm like Black Power!

What I'm gonna do now is a non-violent protest. From now until we is learning the truth all of my postings are gonna be Pointless and/or Sarcastics, off topic and littered with gramatical innacuracies! The dumb mods is soon learning they cannot be messing with me!

Join The Movement!

SOD (Save Our Dogs)

[Tokyo-Saint]

Yeah maybe I'll do that!

I'm really feeling a bit bothered bout this now. I was only messing at first but now it is seeming like Dog's been given the permaban and it just don't seem right to me dat the dumb mods is permabanning long standing members without some sort of forum announcement or whatever. I feel that I'm slowly becoming an activist on this subject! I'm like Black Power!

What I'm gonna do now is a non-violent protest. From now until we is learning the truth all of my postings are gonna be Pointless and/or Sarcastics, off topic and littered with gramatical innacuracies! The dumb mods is soon learning they cannot be messing with me!

Join The Movement!

SOD (Save Our Dogs)

My money is on you to be the next one taken in the night bear. You know too much and the establishment know you are on to them. Well, it will be you or Turkish anyway.

[Saint in Paradise]

Bearsy somethings for you to look at re Black Power here in NZ. Do you really want
to be thought of like these ?

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=bl...ient=firefox-a

I suspect not ?

[Bearsy]

yeah dat's not what i had in mind at all! I think i was going for Black Panthers and just overshot a little! This is why i try to keep clear of politics!

Has anyone picked up any good fractions lately? I'm feeling that things need shaking up a little!

[Tokyo-Saint]

I think I might be getting one now bear, I'm just about to post a link for shinji Kagawa's girlfriend and her job leaves me in dog style danger.

[Bearsy]

I'm waiting... wait is you posting it here or is i gonna have to go main boarding?

[Tokyo-Saint]

What do you reckon Bearsy, would that have gotten me a ban if I hadn't been so quick with the editing?

Genuinely didn't see the end of the video until after I posted it.

[Bearsy]

Yeah deffo you know what the dumb mods is like! Not from me though, I gave her thumbs up! So did those two dudes she was with!

[Dibden Purlieu Saint]

I got an infraction for suggesting Hypo had periods. I still maintain he does (and that he's a complete to$$piece).

[Secret Site Agent]

Can people also say how many infractions they has got and I'll add it to the leader board in the first post. Cheers!

Edit: Don't ignore me pussys! Is you all ashamed of your infractions!

I aint got none, no way. Goody two shoes, me, (or I load the gun for others to fire)

[Bearsy]

I aint got none, no way. Goody two shoes, me, (or I load the gun for others to fire)

There are a surprising number of complete pussies on here! Though on the other hand the dumb mods are so dumb that you can quite often get away with doing dumb stuff and the dumb mods ain't even remembering to give you an infractions! Only today i was happily derailing a main-boards thread and one of the dumb mods swooped in and had to go through editing out all my posts and I thought "Oh noes they is gonna get me for sure this time" but they couldn't make it stick cos dumb mods that they are they'd inadvertantly destroyed all the evidences!

Dumb mods are so dumb!

PS - Where's Dog you ****s!

[Bearsy]

I got an infraction for suggesting Hypo had periods. I still maintain he does (and that he's a complete to$$piece).

I spose dat came down to a matter of evidences. Presumably you studied his posting patterns and discovered a monthly cycle of bad tempered irrationality? I find it hard to see how they could have done you for that one then - kangaroo court!

[SuperMikey]

I got an infraction for saying that Cuba Gooding Jr was my favourite cricket commentator.

[Bearsy]

Was you making a funny? Maybe they didn't get it, they is pretty dumb. I don't get it either but dats probably cos I know less than nothing bout crickets. For all I know Cuba Gooding Jr is a really good cricket commentator!

The other dumb thing that the dumb mods keep doing lately that i think is dumb, is when they is going through the main board threads and deleting all my "off topic" posts! What is it with the dumb mods and staying on topic? It's like they never had a conversation before! Spods! I mean it's quite natural to be having a chat or whatever and wander into pastures new, like if a girl is chatting to me bout her dumb haircut or whatever I'm always trying to steer it round to more interesting subjects like boobs. The dumb mods seem to thing we're in some sort of legal courtcase or whatever, not chatting around a football forum. Besides, I refuse to believe that anyone wants to read a 15 page thread which is solely and exclusively bout Guly ****ing Do Prado!

[Jonnyboy]

Was you making a funny? Maybe they didn't get it, they is pretty dumb. I don't get it either but dats probably cos I know less than nothing bout crickets. For all I know Cuba Gooding Jr is a really good cricket commentator!

The other dumb thing that the dumb mods keep doing lately that i think is dumb, is when they is going through the main board threads and deleting all my "off topic" posts! What is it with the dumb mods and staying on topic? It's like they never had a conversation before! Spods! I mean it's quite natural to be having a chat or whatever and wander into pastures new, like if a girl is chatting to me bout her dumb haircut or whatever I'm always trying to steer it round to more interesting subjects like boobs. The dumb mods seem to thing we're in some sort of legal courtcase or whatever, not chatting around a football forum. Besides, I refuse to believe that anyone wants to read a 15 page thread which is solely and exclusively bout Guly ****ing Do Prado!

What have you got against Guly Do Prado ffs??

Actually does he post on here? Does he have any infractions??

[Tokyo-Saint]

Was you making a funny? Maybe they didn't get it, they is pretty dumb. I don't get it either but dats probably cos I know less than nothing bout crickets. For all I know Cuba Gooding Jr is a really good cricket commentator!

The other dumb thing that the dumb mods keep doing lately that i think is dumb, is when they is going through the main board threads and deleting all my "off topic" posts! What is it with the dumb mods and staying on topic? It's like they never had a conversation before! Spods! I mean it's quite natural to be having a chat or whatever and wander into pastures new, like if a girl is chatting to me bout her dumb haircut or whatever I'm always trying to steer it round to more interesting subjects like boobs. The dumb mods seem to thing we're in some sort of legal courtcase or whatever, not chatting around a football forum. Besides, I refuse to believe that anyone wants to read a 15 page thread which is solely and exclusively bout Guly ****ing Do Prado!

Agree, it seems that some people, not just mods, think it is illegal for conversation to develop. I mean it's unnatural. The natural development is talk about Guly, some geek posts some stats about wolves or something, hard nut fashion posters argue with geek, geek argues back, older more boring people tell fashion hard nuts not to argue with geek, police (mods) arrive and tell everyone to talk about guly again and delete the past like some kind of men in black. That's natural innit?

[pap]

Agree, it seems that some people, not just mods, think it is illegal for conversation to develop. I mean it's unnatural. The natural development is talk about Guly, some geek posts some stats about wolves or something, hard nut fashion posters argue with geek, geek argues back, older more boring people tell fashion hard nuts not to argue with geek, police (mods) arrive and tell everyone to talk about guly again and delete the past like some kind of men in black. That's natural innit?

My favourites are the ones who post on threads to say what a sh!t thread it is.

[Tokyo-Saint]

My favourites are the ones who post on threads to say what a sh!t thread it is.

I like the ones (maybe some of the same people) that say they hardly every come on here any more as it is not as good as it used to be...... ah...... the good old days.

[pap]

I like the ones (maybe some of the same people) that say they hardly every come on here any more as it is not as good as it used to be...... ah...... the good old days.

Let's not forget people who tell other people that they are on their ignore list.

Brilliant playground stuff. Like primary school kids saying "I'm not your fwiend anymore!"

[Tokyo-Saint]

Let's not forget people who tell other people that they are on their ignore list.

Brilliant playground stuff. Like primary school kids saying "I'm not your fwiend anymore!"

Sorry missed that first time around. I had you on ignore.

Yes, I agree, playground stuff.

[buctootim]

I imagine this is a **** thread, but since I have all you ****s on ignore I'm blissfully unaware of that fact. There are 27 wolves in Norway.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I imagine this is a **** thread, but since I have all you ****s on ignore I'm blissfully unaware of that fact. There are 27 wolves in Norway.

I knew you were watching!

[pap]

New thread in TMS might be appropriate.

If we're being specific, we could call it "Ignore Bores" and just focus on the muppets who like to tell people they're on ignore.

I briefly considered a catch-all thread for "General Forum Villainy", but would worry about the long-term state of the server should one be formed.

[pap]

I imagine this is a **** thread, but since I have all you ****s on ignore I'm blissfully unaware of that fact. There are 27 wolves in Norway.

Keep on topic! No-one wants to hear about your fecking wolves in Norway. This thread is about dumb things people have done to get banned. Or whatever.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Keep on topic! No-one wants to hear about your fecking wolves in Norway. This thread is about dumb things people have done to get banned. Or whatever.

It people like you pulling people up for going off topic that is ruining this forum. In truth, I hardly ever come on here any more as it is not as good as it used to be. I remember the days you could start a conversation about Ken Monkou, move on to pancake shops in Holland and then finish up with with some hair tips from Glenn Cockerill. I want you to know, I am ignoring you from now on.

[pap]

It people like you pulling people up for going off topic that is ruining this forum. In truth, I hardly ever come on here any more as it is not as good as it used to be. I remember the days you could start a conversation about Ken Monkou, move on to pancake shops in Holland and then finish up with with some hair tips from Glenn Cockerill. I want you to know, I am ignoring you from now on.

Is this the part of the thread where I accuse you of not living in the real world, or shall we spin this "we're ignoring each other" sh!t out a bit more?

It's quite fun being an utter f**king trolling muppet. I see the attraction now.

[Bearsy]

Hi paps! What is your new av bout? I miss Shattner - i almost didn't realise that was you till i saw you was talking a load of rot and then i was like oh that must be paps!