Aussie rugby player investigated over peeing his pants

[Saint in Paradise]

An Australian rugby player is being investigated after a bizarre complaint alleged the player urinated in his shorts to ward off would-be tacklers.

According to reports in Australia's The Daily Telegraph, the Vikings Rugby club have requested action be taken against a player from rival club
Avondale after he was believed to have relieved himself either before or during their game last weekend.

The letter was accompanied by a photograph that seems to show an incriminating stain on the player's shorts.

It is understood the player at the centre of the allegations was the subject of an identical complaint last season.

http://nz.sports.yahoo.com/rugby/new...ing-his-pants/

[JackFrost]

An Australian rugby player is being investigated after a bizarre complaint alleged the player urinated in his shorts to ward off would-be tacklers.

According to reports in Australia's The Daily Telegraph, the Vikings Rugby club have requested action be taken against a player from rival club
Avondale after he was believed to have relieved himself either before or during their game last weekend.

The letter was accompanied by a photograph that seems to show an incriminating stain on the player's shorts.

It is understood the player at the centre of the allegations was the subject of an identical complaint last season.

http://nz.sports.yahoo.com/rugby/new...ing-his-pants/

That is taking the ****

[JackFrost]

That is taking the ****

As is the swear filter for asterisking the most important word of my joke