My Real Name is Brian Earsy

[Bearsy]

Tell me bout your username and why it is your username and stuff!

[percy windham]

I was having sex in a graveyard, post deed I was trying to sign up for this very website but hit a stumbling block when choosing a username. I looked up at the gravestone I had been slamming my bird under and there I saw it: Percy Windham Born 1765 Died 1769. In tribute to that special man I am now he. God rest ye tiny chap.

[ericofarabia]

My real name is Erico Farabia and I had to move to Dubai because a lot of people got confused and called me eric o'farabia and thought I was Irish.

[Glasgow_Saint]

my real name is tracy morgan

[Tokyo-Saint]

I like hairy muffs.

[Bearsy]

That's an in-joke! Me and Tokyos do in-jokes now! We is like having our own little club!

I was having sex in a graveyard, post deed I was trying to sign up for this very website but hit a stumbling block when choosing a username. I looked up at the gravestone I had been slamming my bird under and there I saw it: Percy Windham Born 1765 Died 1769. In tribute to that special man I am now he. God rest ye tiny chap.

We learned bout him in school, he died of a grossly disfiguring and highly contagious knob disease. You is probably having it now!

[Tokyo-Saint]

That's an in-joke! Me and Tokyos do in-jokes now! We is like having our own little club!

Forum friends!

[Bearsy]

4eva!

[Tokyo-Saint]

It's amazing what a bit of porn can do for a relationship. It really has brought me an Bearsy together in a way I had never foreseen.

[Bearsy]

Hi just to clarify for people what is reading, me and Tokyo haven't done a porn film together.

Yet.

[pap]

Real first name is Paul, which is an inconvenient name to whack in a 1980s arcade highscore table. You can't really put PAU as it has a weak ending. PAL was out too. What if someone saw you entering PAL into an arcade machine? They may think you're a sad-case trying to befriend it.

Thus, pap became my chosen name in lights whenever I marked my territory in an arcade. No one else seemed to use it or want it, probably because the dictionary definition is:-

Material lacking real value or substance

And another is:-

worthless or oversimplified ideas; drivel

I figure if I can coast just above those definitions, I'm over-achieving.

[saintmatt]

My name is Matt and I'm a Saints fan.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Hi just to clarify for people what is reading, me and Tokyo haven't done a porn film together.

Yet.

We have but we can't post the link due to forum rules. Don't want to risk and infraction and go the way dog did.

[Bearsy]

Real first name is Paul, which is an inconvenient name to whack in a 1980s arcade highscore table. You can't really put PAU as it has a weak ending. PAL was out too. What if someone saw you entering PAL into an arcade machine? They may think you're a sad-case trying to befriend it.

Thus, pap became my chosen name in lights whenever I marked my territory in an arcade. No one else seemed to use it or want it, probably because the dictionary definition is:-

Material lacking real value or substance

And another is:-

worthless or oversimplified ideas; drivel

I figure if I can coast just above those definitions, I'm over-achieving.

Lols if I'd been guessing all day I wouldn't of come up with dat!

[Bearsy]

My name is Matt and I'm a Saints fan.

Lols if I'd been guessing all day I wouldn't of come up with dat!

[Verbal]

Deppo was Johnny Depp.

[Bearsy]

Lols if I'd been guessing all day I wouldn't of come up with dat!

[RonManager]

I wish I had a real name

[bridge too far]

My name is Bridge because I'm (still) a fan of Wayne Bridge

My surname is Too Far because I live too far away from my beloved Southampton

[CB Saint]

I am Spartacus

[Jonnyboy]

I am a condom for prepubescent males.

[Verbal]

I am a condom for prepubescent males.

Very dry.

[badgerx16]

We are sixteen badgers.

[Dr Who?]

I have no idea, well I know my name, but I have no idea. I like dr who, but nope no idea. I think it was to do with how secretive people on here are.

[Jonnyboy]

Very dry.

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[Saint in Paradise]

"In paradise" isn't a reference to where I live it was to reflect my new state of mind when I
found out that Markus Liebherr had saved Saints. Before that I was rather worried that Saints,
as we knew them, were going to disappear. So I went from sad to very happy.

.

[Saint in Paradise]

Anyone else googled "Brian Earsy" I know, I know I am a sad so and so BUT he comes up as the top 5 selections.

[Saint in Paradise]

I like hairy muffs.

Good job you do.

[SuperMikey]

Because i'm Super.

[Bearsy]

Anyone else googled "Brian Earsy" I know, I know I am a sad so and so BUT he comes up as the top 5 selections.

Sweet! I've got my first stalker!

[Saint-scooby]

My first name is Charlie and my surname is Cu-ntchops

[The9]

I can only count in Base 9 and Walcott used to be my favourite player.

[yoda]

When 900 years old you'll see... remember origin of your name you will not...

[saintbletch]

I can only count in Base 9 and Walcott used to be my favourite player.

Then in base 9 you'd only get to the number 8 I'm afraid. You should really be known as The10. Sorry The9. Well, sorry The10 actually.

saintbletch? Obvious really. As I'm sure you all know Bletch was beatified by the Roman Catholic church in 1548 and is the patron saint of pompousness, pretentiousness, pedantry and donkeys.

His was a sad and regretfully short life. He was afflicted by the annoying desire to intervene and correct people in the conversations he would hear in the taverns of his native Ávila. He was obssessed with correcting grammatical errors and righting moral wrongs. He was understandably routinely beaten for this behaviour until one day, having tried to intervene in a dispute over the radix of the number 9, he was thrown from a church tower to a painful death. He was 29.

His feast day is July 18th where in central Spain donkeys are pushed out of church towers in his honour.

Why did I choose the name? Some people say that I resemble a donkey from some angles.

[red&white56]

born in 1956 - simples!

now I'm off to google brian earsy

[red&white56]

I found Nancy Earsy, but no Brian..................

Was also secretly hoping to find a clip of the Tokyo Joe / Bearman porn video!

[hypochondriac]

First big word I learnt to spell when I was six.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I found Nancy Earsy, but no Brian..................

Was also secretly hoping to find a clip of the Tokyo Joe / Bearman porn video!

Who is Tokyo Joe?

[Hockey_saint]

I am unfortunate enough to have a not-so-good sport as a surname.....unfortunate in that I'm always stopped on planes to Canada for having a suspect surname, when, in fact, it means an island within the Somerset levels.

[Bearsy]

Who is Tokyo Joe?

Jel! Don't be listening to him tokyos I ain't been cheating on you with this Joe character, honest!

[Wade Garrett]

I played Wade Garrett in the multi-Oscar winning film Roadhouse.

[Wade Garrett]

My real name is Charlie Untface, it used to be Fred Ucking-c-unt.

[Deano6]

My real name is Charlie Untface, it used to be Fred Ucking-c-unt.

Similar to pap actually. My real name is Deano, but on the arcade games you can only put in 3 letters, so I used "Dea", unafraid of the weak ending. Then during my formative years I often went for long, barren periods without being able to secure myself any nookie. As I used to cry myself to sleep staring down at my pathetic, limp cock and my all-too eager supersperms which had fallen to their two-ply nightmare, I would console myself with the comforting line "Dea, no sex tonight lolz!". It evolved from there.

[Convict Colony]

I had the misfortune of living in Australia when I joined but now I am living in District 9 aka Johannesburg I should be something more bad ass like "The Hijack Kid" or "Gunsforshowknivesforapro".

Or I could just call myself Nelson or Simba but they dont sound cool, actually f*ck it I am gonna look into changing it to Rorkesdrift or Zulusr****.

[Cheese on Toast]

I like cheese on toast.

[saint-luco]

i'm brian and so's my wife

[SNSUN]

I was christened SNSUN. It's actually pronounced 'Clint', but nobody ever guesses that. My mum's name is Siobhan and wanted to continue the family tradition of having shyte names.

[scotty]

My username was foisted on me by a so-called mate. He kept bleating on about another forum and how I'd enjoy it, (no, it wasn't a porn site,) and I kept saying "yeah yeah, I'll sign up whenever" blablah. So the c*nt simply opened an account and had the confirmation email sent to me. When I asked him why he had picked the name "Scotty", he replied that, and I quote, "well you look like a Scotty". I have never received a satisfactory explanation of this, I'm not ginger, not scottish, and I dont look like a scottie dog.

[suewhistle]

Hang on, what's my name on _this_ forum?

Ah yes, my name is Sue and I play the [tin] whistle.... I am not a referee. Although if I can't get any work when I move back to the UK I might just try refereeing.

[SNSUN]

Is Bearsy female? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bearsy