Victoria Pendleton

[alpine_saint]

Would you ??

[skintsaint]

she'll give you a good ride fo' sure.

[badgerx16]

Go for a bicycle ride ? Yes.

Also with Rebecca Romero ...

[sussexsaint]

erm yes. with bells on

[Special K]

She is fantastic.

[Tokyo-Saint]

erm yes. with bells on

Do bells help you go for longer?

*make note to try that.

[badgerx16]

erm yes. with bells on

Do bells help you go for longer?

By law, all bicycles sold have to have a bell fitted, even Victoria's.

[latter day saint]

Do bells help you go for longer?

*make note to try that.

a set of sleigh bells attached to her ankles would help keep up a nice rhythm, therefore prolonging the ****ging.
and yes i would to both of the ladies pictured. i imagine they would have nice firm bums that could take a good pounding

[SuperMikey]

[Tokyo-Saint]

a set of sleigh bells attached to her ankles would help keep up a nice rhythm, therefore prolonging the ****ging.

At which part of the date do you ask her to put them on? "I've got a good feeling about how this date is going, could you put these bells on your ankles? Cheers, another drink?"

[CB Saint]

Christ with those thighs, it would be like going with that russian bird in Goldeneye

[CB Saint]

Supermikey - shame on you for ruining the thread

[latter day saint]

At which part of the date do you ask her to put them on? "I've got a good feeling about how this date is going, could you put these bells on your ankles? Cheers, another drink?"

obviously not while still at the resturant/bar as this would just attract groups of carol singers which would put a real downer on the evening, unless your up for a bit of group action? all that ding dong merrily on high & roasting chestnuts is surely a metaphor for rampant yuletide orgies ?

[Thedelldays]

as usually, as the very best, she was seen as the black cheep in her sport.
she was nearly forced out by British Cycling (what ever organisation that is) as after she won gold in China, it became public that she was with one of the trainers.
he was immediately sacked and she was said to have disgraced the sport.

she continued with her fellas help and her formed dipped despite still remaining one of the best in the world. Her now fiancé (same bloke) is back in the fold with GB cycling as she prepares for 2012.

we are good at not liking our very best sports people

[This Charming Man]

Of course I would. What a daft question.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Of course I would. What a daft question.

Would you also use bells or are you quite confident in your skills, therefore not requiring the use of aforementioned sex aid?

[sussexsaint]

The photo I posted of her legs makes me very happy

little to no work going on whilst I gaze at them

may have to substitute bells for a pump

[alpine_saint]

Harsh.

She has one helluva body.

[badgerx16]

Harsh.

She has one helluva body.

That's as maybe, but Ms Adlington is a swimmer, and this is a thread in celebration of lady cyclists. More specifically the subject of the documentary currently on BBC1.

[Colinjb]

Would you ??

A trick question, surely.

[red&white56]

As we're now on the topic of british female olympians - my fav is Jessica Ennis!

[Red Alert]

Lizzie Arminstead for me. Saw her doing some interviews on BBC the other day, she is tiny and has a perfect body. Will rule 1 in a moment.

[Red Alert]

Damn, forgot Laura Trott. Fantastic for a ginger.

[trousers]

[alpine_saint]

In fairness, Fatima is a remarkable success story considering what a truly rotten childhood she had.

[latter day saint]

my god, those shorts ! AARGH !
if she turns round will it look like she has a bad case of piles ? ( think of Sean Young in Ace Ventura )

[saintbletch]

Harsh.

She has one helluva body.

Apparently she's really dirty...

[buctootim]

I know its the muppet show so dont expect anyone to agree with me - but I think its a bit sad that someone who is an athlete and never sought to be famous gets mocked on national tv for being ugly.

[Lighthouse]

Most of the people mocked on that show, South Park and other such shows don't really deserve it. It's a satirical news quiz, I doubt she either watches it or takes it seriously.

[buctootim]

Most of the people mocked on that show, South Park and other such shows don't really deserve it. It's a satirical news quiz, I doubt she either watches it or takes it seriously.

I get that and enjoy a merciless taking apart of ego driven politicans and pop stars as much as anyone. - especially when it exposes hypocrisy or vacuous PR platitudes. Saying an athlete is ugly - hardly rapier wit or fair game is it ?

[saintbletch]

I get that and enjoy a merciless taking apart of ego driven politicans and pop stars as much as anyone. - especially when it exposes hypocrisy or vacuous PR platitudes. Saying an athlete is ugly - hardly rapier wit or fair game is it ?

And I think Frankie Boyle got into hot water for that reason.

But, shamefully, I found it very funny. Sorry if it overstepped the mark for you.

[Bearsy]

"It's like she's looking at herself in the back of a spoon" made me loool!

[buctootim]

And I think Frankie Boyle got into hot water for that reason.

But, shamefully, I found it very funny. Sorry if it overstepped the mark for you.

I'd still rather sleep with her than Frankie Boyle....

[saintbletch]

I'd still rather sleep with her than Frankie Boyle....

Imagine how long she could hold her breath...

[buctootim]

Imagine how long she could hold her breath...

She'd need to with a bag over her head....

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'd still rather sleep with her than Frankie Boyle....

But people say having a good sense of humour is the most important thing when choosing a partner?

[buctootim]

But people say having a good sense of humour is the most important thing when choosing a partner?

Its the main reason Ive never goosed MLG.

[CB Saint]

She'd need to with a bag over her head....

[Tokyo-Saint]

Its the main reason Ive never goosed MLG.

What never? Not even once?

[buctootim]

Victoria Pendleton documentary.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...s_Golden_Girl/

[Colinjb]

Just wanted to give this thread a bump in light of her Gold medal.

[sussexsaint]

Frankie Boyle tweeted a few days ago

'I would eat Victoria Pendletons saddle'

And so would I

[alpine_saint]

Just sos we all know what we are dealing with here :

[RedWillie]

filth....! luv it

[Raging Bull]

Harsh.

She has one helluva body.

She's wearing Y fronts and has an excitement stain on her dress!

[Raging Bull]

Just sos we all know what we are dealing with here :

If you say no you're gay.........fact!

[This Charming Man]

With all the training she does, imagine how tight her fanny must be.

[latter day saint]

With all the training she does, imagine how tight her fanny must be.

like a hairy mantrap

[Turkish]

Dont forget this little beauty.

[buctootim]

Dont forget this little beauty.

Looks like King Tut. Dont get the attraction with her.