On Strictly this weekend.
She was on the 1 show today. Looked good - weird what an Olympic medal can do for you.
She has a history of self harming, avoid.
Never have I seem such luscious, well formed, strong thighs as Pendleton's.
Every stroke, every flex just gives me the horn.
Yup, she's could crack a nut with those thighs. That said, she's got scary eyes. You wouldn't like her when she's mad.
Might as well get used to Laura Trott though, seeing as VP's retired now. Trott's not a bad 'un, that's for sure. In fact, she's quite cute.
And Laura Robson would get a pwning too.
Reminiscing, the Olympics were, on a whole, great for a perv. I miss them.
It's the thighs that do it for me too. Remember the Bond film where Famke Jannsen tries to crush Bonds napper with her thighs, well i have a slightly less violent image of the lucious Pendleton with my bacon.
Whilst we are on the subject of hornbag cyclists, i'd also like to give a shout out for Lizzie Armistead. Overlooked, but scrubs up very well.
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/Pk8C2...zie+Armitstead
Some talent in the Paralympics as well, Vanessa Low, Iris Pruysen & Oksana Masters spring to mind. And our own Bethany Woodward. Didn't quite get FHM naming Hannah Cockroft as the fittest bird there but perhaps predictable given she has a decent pair of norks...
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