Saints chase Micah Richards (Dodgy Rumours)

[dune]

31 Jul 2012 21:58:04
Southampton are attempting an audacious move for Manchester City defender Micah Richards believed to be 9 million. His agent is dealing with the deal as he is currently with Team GB, he is understood to be looking for first team football with Man City bringing in more players this summer. Tottenham and Liverpool are also interested but have yet to put a bid in.

http://www.football-rumours.co.uk/dodgyrumours.php

[hypochondriac]

Why do you bother dune? It's football rumours.

[Turkish]

[The Kraken]

Silly season continues apace......

Dodgy rumours is about right.

[dune]

Why do you bother dune? It's football rumours.

If you aren't interested do one and get off my thread.

[supergoose]

I'm close friends with his dad Viv Richards so will give him a bell to check.

[Suhari]

I'm close friends with his dad Viv Richards so will give him a bell to check.

I'll drop Denise a text to see if she knows anything.

[hypochondriac]

If you aren't interested do one and get off my thread.

But anyone could make a thread about a rumour. Football rumours is in no way a credible source.

[Nigel=God-Poyet=Sod]

I wrote that.....

[dune]

But anyone could make a thread about a rumour. Football rumours is in no way a credible source.

Really, i'd never have thought of that.

[hypochondriac]

I wrote that.....

Which if true, proves my point...

[hypochondriac]

Really, i'd never have thought of that.

Then why did you stat the thread? For what purpose?

[dune]

Then why did you stat the thread? For what purpose?

Are you the forum milk monitor or something?

[shirleysfc]

Keith Richards has just confirmed the deal on Twitter

[Nigel=God-Poyet=Sod]

Which if true, proves my point...

I didn't really....

[Badger]

I'll drop Denise a text to see if she knows anything.

or her older sister, Wendy.

[pingwing]

Maybe we can make a Clyne song about "sod your Micah Richards we have our Clyne"

[supergoose]

Viv says he knows nothing of this. Was going to call his mum Wendy Richard but just found out that she passed away some years back....

[Glasgow_Saint]

The mods will need to remove ALL posts on this thread

[hypochondriac]

Are you the forum milk monitor or something?

Just wondered why you started this thread. Seems a little pointless.

[S-Clarke]

TBF this won't happen, but he's exactly the sort of CB I think we lack. Physical, powerful and pacey.

The guy from Rennes (I think?) is supposed to be in a similar mold.

[Badger]

No rumour thread would be complete without the obligatory Youtube clip.

Wendy Richards best performance :



0.40 for her first appearance.

[St Chalet]

The mods will need to remove ALL posts on this thread

Actually some decent laughs on this one.

[The9]

31 Jul 2012 21:58:04
Southampton are attempting an audacious move for Manchester City defender Micah Richards believed to be 9 million. His agent is dealing with the deal as he is currently with Team GB, he is understood to be looking for first team football with Man City bringing in more players this summer. Tottenham and Liverpool are also interested but have yet to put a bid in.

http://www.football-rumours.co.uk/dodgyrumours.php

Posting anything from that site should be an immediate week long ban. And posting anything from the "dodgy rumours" section should be a lifetime ban and 36 hours' community service.

[St Chalet]

Just wondered why you started this thread. Seems a little pointless.

As does pointing out how pointless something is by making a point of it.

[The9]

or her older sister, Wendy.

Richard. Not Richards. Can you tell Kelvin Davis from Kevin Davies, that's what I want to know ?

[supergoose]

Viv says he knows nothing of this. Was going to call his mum Wendy Richard but just found out that she passed away some years back....

Just googled Wendy Richard and found that she left Viv some years back. Seems she remarried and changed her name to Pauline Fowler. Pauline had a young son called Robbie and, if my sources are correct, he's about to sign for us...... Anyone know if this Robbie Richard is any good?

[hypochondriac]

As does pointing out how pointless something is by making a point of it.

Oh right then. So I can just start a rumour on football rumours myself in a minute and then start a thread about it and expect it to be taken seriously. Yes?

[dune]

TBF this won't happen, but he's exactly the sort of CB I think we lack. Physical, powerful and pacey.

The guy from Rennes (I think?) is supposed to be in a similar mold.

WHU have made an audacious bid for Carrol, so if we mean business then i'd expect a big signing this summer to match the talk. The only way we are going to attract better players to deliver what cortese talks about is if we spend a bit of money. this rumour is probably b/llocks, but it is for a player in the ballpark of where we might be aiming.

[The9]

No rumour thread would be complete without the obligatory Youtube clip.

Wendy Richards best performance :



0.40 for her first appearance.

Wendy Richard's best performance, not Wendy Richards' best performance.

They have completely different surnames and are clearly not related.

You'd never get that kind of mistake in football. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laryea_...#Personal_life

[SNSUN]

I've been having proper lols thi summer with my fake football rumours rumours. It gets people devoid of a sense of humour very worked up. Tis funneh.

[dune]

Oh right then. So I can just start a rumour on football rumours myself in a minute and then start a thread about it and expect it to be taken seriously. Yes?

for someone who isn't interested in the thread this is now your 6th post on it.

[Glasgow_Saint]

for someone who isn't interested in the thread this is now your 6th post on it.

Classic Hypo

[S-Clarke]

WHU have made an audacious bid for Carrol, so if we mean business then i'd expect a big signing this summer to match the talk. The only way we are going to attract better players to deliver what cortese talks about is if we spend a bit of money. this rumour is probably b/llocks, but it is for a player in the ballpark of where we might be aiming.

In my opinion their appraoch for Caroll is just to please fans, I don't think there's any real intent to make it happen from either side. - I doubt it will happen

I don't necessarily think a ''massive'' signing is what we'll do, we'll go for young quality, with potential - but genuine potential, i.e potential internationals. As long as we kind of consolidate thus year, once all our potential matures, we're laughing.

It's all about taking it steady, rather than rushing out and buying big this summer.

[The9]

Oh right then. So I can just start a rumour on football rumours myself in a minute and then start a thread about it and expect it to be taken seriously. Yes?

No, expect to be roundly mocked by all. Especially if you think Wendy Richard's surname is Richards.

[St Chalet]

Oh right then. So I can just start a rumour on football rumours myself in a minute and then start a thread about it and expect it to be taken seriously. Yes?

Yes Hypo, knock yourself out. Just make sure you reference it is from Dodgy Rumours please - that way I can find it easily to move into TMS after the initial decent banter has died down.

[shirleysfc]

Oh right then. So I can just start a rumour on football rumours myself in a minute and then start a thread about it and expect it to be taken seriously. Yes?

You really are dull!

[The9]

I've been having proper lols thi summer with my fake football rumours rumours. It gets people devoid of a sense of humour very worked up. Tis funneh.

To be honest if you really want a tangible reaction you could try punching a massive bloke in the face and see what he does. You will be the funniest person ever.

[hypochondriac]

Yes Hypo, knock yourself out. Just make sure you reference it is from Dodgy Rumours please - that way I can find it easily to move into TMS after the initial decent banter has died down.

Good good. Only a matter of time then.

[The Kraken]

Oh right then. So I can just start a rumour on football rumours myself in a minute and then start a thread about it and expect it to be taken seriously. Yes?

I don't think St. Chalet really knows what he's doing.

[Stepgar]

What the hell have people been sniffing....this is crazy. We have just signed Clyne and now we are looking at Richards.

[St Chalet]

That said Richards would be a cracking buy. Youngish, British, athletic, experienced and versatile - fits our recent buying profile.

[krissyboy31]

I'd love this to be true but honestly?

[St Chalet]

I don't think St. Chalet really knows what he's doing.

Completely clueless Mercury.

[The Kraken]

Completely clueless Mercury.

Alas that monicker no longer rings true.

[hypochondriac]

for someone who isn't interested in the thread this is now your 6th post on it.

Where did I mention being uninterested?

[hypochondriac]

Alas that monicker no longer rings true.

Banned today. Gone but not forgotten

[St Chalet]

Alas that monicker no longer rings true.

You were a victim of the POL McCartheyism style purge I see.

[hypochondriac]

You were a victim of the POL McCartheyism style purge I see.

He will be back on soon enough. I was impressed by how long the laughing man lasted.

[The Kraken]

You were a victim of the POL McCartheyism style purge I see.

I think it was one Saints-praising Pompey-bashing post too far. I'm simply amazed I was allowed to make over 100 other posts of the same ilk. Operation Infiltration can be regarded as a success overall though.