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    Default Is it wrong to wee in public?

    I have a lady friend that drops her knicks whenever and whereever she needs a p!$$ and doesn't think twice about it. Her philosophy is when she needs to go, she goes. I think this is wrong. Doorsteps are her favourite, but it explains why she wears dresses and skirts in lieu of jeans and trousers., for easy access.
    I have wee'd in public, I once did it on the Queen's front garden, the Long Walk.

    What are your thoughts on having a wee in public? Nice or nawty? Is pooing in public crossing the line?

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    she is disgusting

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    you should film her & set up a website.
    loads of pervs would pay to watch that filth

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    ^^^^ 1's or 2's ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNSUN View Post
    I have a lady friend that drops her knicks whenever and whereever she needs a p!$$ and doesn't think twice about it. Her philosophy is when she needs to go, she goes. I think this is wrong. Doorsteps are her favourite, but it explains why she wears dresses and skirts in lieu of jeans and trousers., for easy access.
    I have wee'd in public, I once did it on the Queen's front garden, the Long Walk.

    What are your thoughts on having a wee in public? Nice or nawty? Is pooing in public crossing the line?
    I'd watch (her, not you) ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman View Post
    I'd watch (her, not you) ...
    You'd let her p*ss and sh*t on you given half a chance.

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    It's OK if you're an Olympic cyclist...


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    Surely an olympic cyclist would be better off just going as they were riding along. I know it's none too pleasant but surely as an olympic athlete it's better than giving up 30 seconds to your rivals. I know most F1 drivers take a wizz in their overalls at some point during the race.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lighthouse View Post
    Surely an olympic cyclist would be better off just going as they were riding along. I know it's none too pleasant but surely as an olympic athlete it's better than giving up 30 seconds to your rivals. I know most F1 drivers take a wizz in their overalls at some point during the race.
    Wrong. Paula Radcliffe stopped for a p*ss as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lighthouse View Post
    Surely an olympic cyclist would be better off just going as they were riding along. I know it's none too pleasant but surely as an olympic athlete it's better than giving up 30 seconds to your rivals. I know most F1 drivers take a wizz in their overalls at some point during the race.
    Sometimes they do, it all depends on the state of the race - in the above case it was very early on, and a significant part of the field lined that hedge so they all got back together before the serious racing began.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkish View Post
    You'd let her p*ss and sh*t on you given half a chance.
    Incorrect. I've seen her wee on her leg and wipe it off with her hand. I wouldn't go near a woman like that. (I do get funny feelings in my pants when I watch though.)

    Fortunately my wife is much more dignified. As far as I'm aware.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNSUN View Post
    Incorrect. I've seen her wee on her leg and wipe it off with her hand. I wouldn't go near a woman like that. (I do get funny feelings in my pants when I watch though.)

    Fortunately my wife is much more dignified. As far as I'm aware.
    Bateman would let her do it, he's into all that. If you really liked a bird and she wanted to p*** or s*** on you would you let her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkish View Post
    Bateman would let her do it, he's into all that. If you really liked a bird and she wanted to p*** or s*** on you would you let her?
    Yep. But only in the bath, swimming pool or next door's kid's paddling pool. I'm a very clean animal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNSUN View Post
    Yep. But only in the bath, swimming pool or next door's kid's paddling pool. I'm a very clean animal.
    Even if she wanted to do it on the face?

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    If you follow tramps round long enough in central London sooner or later you get to see them have a vvank. So I've heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bearsy View Post
    If you follow tramps round long enough in central London sooner or later you get to see them have a vvank. So I've heard.
    Excellent. That's my Sunday afternoon sorted then.

    Seriously, I think men should be able to wee in public but women shouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkish View Post
    Even if she wanted to do it on the face?
    With eczema like mine, i'll try anything once. I'd rather do her up the wrong'un though.

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    The other night there were a bunch of skanks shouting at each other over the road from the corner of my place. I'd just got in from somewhere and when this sort of thing happens (a fair bit, I live pretty much over the road from a boozer and on a through route from a ****ty skank-temple set up - mcdonalds, wetherspoons, bowling, nandos etc..) I have that sort of instinct to watch for a bit, make sure nothing too watchable or hideous isn't happening. It's often amusing. There was lots of shouting at each other from some young couple, stupid comments, randomly starting on someone on the other side from where they were, etc., but then one of the girls started walking towards me. She stopped just opposite where I was, in pretty much plain view of anyone apart from those on the main road, dropped her cacks in someones driveway and had a ****. From where I was, if I'd moved, I'd have been spotted, so I figured the best thing to do was simply stay still and try to see her fanny. Seriously, though - it was the most blatant public girl **** I've ever seen from someone who didn't appear to be suffering from some kind of breakdown, and I was, by pure chance, only about 25 feet away. What a day that was!

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    This her?
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