Topless photos of Kate within 24 hours

[Window Cleaner]

I wonder whether Linley copped anything for letting the paparazzi roam around his property? He always struck me as well shifty.

what do you expect his dad was a society photographer,

[buctootim]

it's what comes from royalty marrying commoners I guess, wouldn't catch a real princess with her norks out in the garden.

[saintbletch]

With all those long words bletch, you've really put yourself into a Honorificabilitudinitatibus position. Well done.

Well done?

Can you spell patronise? Can you? Really? Well done you! [ruffles Tokyo-Saint's hair in "I'm proud of you son" sort of way]

I'm caught between believing that you spelled that word correctly, and thinking that you tried to make up a random word but failed.

Anyway, this is Bearsy's manor. He's God here. It's up to him to decide on honours and suitability and so on.

By going behind his back like this (that would make a nice change for you), it looks like an act of disestablishmentarianism.

Are you trying to bring down the bear 'from within'? Or, like me are you an antidisestablishmentarian? Recant Tokyo-Saint, and join the antidisestablishmentarianism movement.

15-all.You can still win this.

And by the way, what long words?

*How convoluted was that, just so I could get a26m into a proper context?
**Wait for the chemists and doctors to join in with their polytetraveryslippery and their pneumonogotmycockstuckinabottleandalightbulbupmyar se syndrome

[Tokyo-Saint]

Ah bletch, you are such an autolatrist when it comes to language, I knew that would ruffle your feathers some what.
In the words of the great Richard Madeley while interviewing a dwarf - "Do you find that people patronise you? That means talk down to you."

What I love about the muppet show once I am bored of the royal breasts, one can while away a few moments playing you at your favourite game. How could anyone be against the establishment in such an environment? Bear will never face the guillotine on my watch.

You of course will keep playing due to your Kakorrhaphiophobia.

Who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows?

[saintbletch]

Ah bletch, you are such an autolatrist when it comes to language, I knew that would ruffle your feathers some what.
In the words of the great Richard Madeley while interviewing a dwarf - "Do you find that people patronise you? That means talk down to you."

What I love about the muppet show once I am bored of the royal breasts, one can while away a few moments playing you at your favourite game. How could anyone be against the establishment in such an environment? Bear will never face the guillotine on my watch.

You of course will keep playing due to your Kakorrhaphiophobia.

Who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows?

LOL.

I had to look up at least one of the those words Tokyo-Saint. Well done!

Madeley was one that I wasn't familiar with. Apparently it means "vain as f**k".

Anyway, in other news, you need to kick the bear into action here Tokyo-Saint.

We've got benign and sensible threads about instant coffee in The Muppet Show. What sort of Muppet Show moderator allows threads like that to remain? Laudable and earnest as it was, it should have been sent to The Lounge with a warning about future behaviour, or it should have been properly trashed deppo-style (deppocated?) as a warning to others.

And now we've got threads about Kate's breasts - where some people are trying to make serious points about the intrusion of the press - in The Muppet Show.

This is chaos. The Muppet Show is becoming a joke.

When I first joined, The Muppet Show was a place where old and pretentious people like me wouldn't dare set foot. Now if I didn't give you and the bear a comic foil, days would pass without anyone popping in to say hello.

Sort it out bear! Have a curry with the powers that be and work out a plan to bring The Muppet Show back to its former glory. It needs to be a place where I don't feel comfortable posting. We're Premier League now for God's sake - we need Premier League muppets.

P.S. Tokyo-Saint, it was good to see that rather than bowing to tradition, you bravely separated the words "some" and "what" with a space. You've got to admire that sort of syntactic bravado.

[Window Cleaner]

how come this thread has become a sort of cross between a verbosity dîck measuring contest and a spelling bee between Saints Bletch and Tokyo then ? I mean you look in thinking "ooh some telephotoed naughty norks " and all you get is a sort of old time music hall annoucers contest.

[saintbletch]

how come this thread has become a sort of cross between a verbosity dîck measuring contest and a spelling bee between Saints Bletch and Tokyo then ? I mean you look in thinking "ooh some telephotoed naughty norks " and all you get is a sort of old time music hall annoucers contest.

He started it.

[Tokyo-Saint]

This is just the start window cleaner, if bletch keeps flapping his sizeable man beast, this time next week we will do the same in Japansese. Yaritai bletch? (don't worry, I'll help you with the spacing).

Bletch is completely correct though. The coffee thread is far too serious for the muppet show. Not only is the subject serious and genuine but all of the replies are serious as well. Usually Bear would be all over this, giving out infractions or fractions to all involved but to be honest I think he is a little bit worried about the muppet show. Recently it has been slower than a snail being mugged by a couple of turtles.

We need something to investigate and we need it now.

It would help if the dum mods would stop banning muppet show posters even just for a week.

[Window Cleaner]

This is just the start window cleaner, if bletch keeps flapping his sizeable man beast, this time next week we will do the same in Japansese. Yaritai bletch? (don't worry, I'll help you with the spacing).

Bletch is completely correct though. The coffee thread is far too serious for the muppet show. Not only is the subject serious and genuine but all of the replies are serious as well. Usually Bear would be all over this, giving out infractions or fractions to all involved but to be honest I think he is a little bit worried about the muppet show. Recently it has been slower than a snail being mugged by a couple of turtles.

We need something to investigate and we need it now.

It would help if the dum mods would stop banning muppet show posters even just for a week.

Ouch, there go your chances in the spelling bee section then.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Bear quotes are exempt!

[saintbletch]

OK, to bring this back on topic....

Is it me, or is there something wrong with the arm and hand being used to rub sun tan cream into the Duchess' derrière in this picture?



Either William was the model for the statue of Ted Bates, or there was a secret service bloke in the bushes having a quick grope.

It's too long surely?

[Tokyo-Saint]

The result of at least 500 years of inbreeding. Seen similar freekish things on portsea island.

[buctootim]

OK, to bring this back on topic....

Is it me, or is there something wrong with the arm and hand being used to rub sun tan cream into the Duchess' derrière in this picture?

Either William was the model for the statue of Ted Bates, or there was a secret service bloke in the bushes having a quick grope.

It's too long surely?

Also he wouldnt use his left hand from that angle. You'd swap to the right surely?

[Window Cleaner]

Also he wouldnt use his left hand from that angle. You'd swap to the right surely?

Wills is a famous left hander.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Everyone knows Kate loves a southpaw.

[Bearsy]

I've been busies so I'm just doing some catch up! I ain't gonna pretend to know what Tokyos and Bletch is going on about cos anyway i got distracted when i saw the latest photo bout the royal arse.

I ain't sure what's going on there. Is he lubing up? Is he taking something out or popping something in?

Do we even know for sure that is Kates? I'm thinking that might be like a servant boy or something. Or possibly, given the skintone, his brother?

Edit: I've had a word with them coffee weird-beards also. They won't be coming back.

[scotty]

I was really excited when I heard Kate Middleton was going topless. After all, we havent had a decent Royal execution since Charles the first.

[saintbletch]

Also he wouldnt use his left hand from that angle. You'd swap to the right surely?

I might be over-analysing this buctootim, but if he swapped hands he wouldn't be able to use the royal pollex to protect the Duchess's crevice from the worst effects of the sun.

At first I thought it was photshopery but no - there is only one possible explanation with an arm that shape and so grotesquely out of proportion.



He's back.

[Scummer]

Where's the best place to see these pictures then?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Where's the best place to see these pictures then?

Pevert!

(link at the start of the thread, if taken down just google it)

[Bearsy]

Word. It makes me sick to have voyeur weirdos on here trying to leer over photos that was taken without consent. It's basically eye-rape! I bet the Saintswebs ain't the only place where Scummer is "Registered".

That said, I saw them by accident and became "Full Member"

[saintbletch]

Where's the best place to see these pictures!

Does it?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Bletch has finally lost it.

Too much chatting with Bear and me has left him rabbiting nonsense.

What you talkin about Willis?

[Bearsy]

I know right! I assumed it was some complicated grammars joke going above my head.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I know right! I assumed it was some complicated grammars joke going above my head.

Does it?

[saintbletch]

Bletch has finally lost it.

Too much chatting with Bear and me has left him rabbiting nonsense.

What you talkin about Willis?

To Scummer, I got the picture from http://www.katemiddletontopless.co.uk/.

To Tokyo-Saint, it was an attempt at a homonymic joke.

Perhaps it was a bit too convoluted and subtle and crap.

Two nuns in the bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second replies "Not if you use a dildo it doesn't".

[Tokyo-Saint]

That sounds like lounge talk to me Bletch!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Just to confirm, when you type on here Bletch, are you always speaking English. I mean obviously it is English but is it sometimes old medieval English like you ballack or cunny comments? It's just sometimes it feels a bit Downtown Abbey (the Mrs watches it) or crossword puzzle like. I think Bear is like 90% all right with it as sometimes he listens to radio 4 or reads the Times but I have to say, I am not down with the Edwardian headmaster chat, especially these homophobic jokes.


Just joking bletchy, love you really.

[saintbletch]

Just to confirm, when you type on here Bletch, are you always speaking English. I mean obviously it is English but is it sometimes old medieval English like you ballack or cunny comments? It's just sometimes it feels a bit Downtown Abbey (the Mrs watches it) or crossword puzzle like. I think Bear is like 90% all right with it as sometimes he listens to radio 4 or reads the Times but I have to say, I am not down with the Edwardian headmaster chat, especially these homophobic jokes.


Just joking bletchy, love you really.

Yes I think it is English Tokyo-Saint. I've noticed it too and it's funny you mention Downtown Abbey because when I post in The Muppet Show I hear the words spoken in my mind by the fat butler (the Mrs watches it).

I think I might be possessed - going to thumb through the yellow pages for an exorcist.

I'm also reading a lot of weird stuff at the moment and I think it's made me think too much about words and the sounds they make and how precious they are and how they shouldn't be wasted or abused and that anyone that does waste or abuse words should die! die! die!

Love you too, just not in a bestial or three-way-with-Bearsy sort of way.

[solentstars]

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/25....html?pid=4813

[ART]

Photos of William urinating against a wire fence revealing his royal majesty in full glory have circulated the net for the past 3-4 years,so why all of a sudden all this hoo ha about Harry and now Kate. Another of Cameron's schemes to devert attention from the economy if you ask me.

[Jonnyboy]

To Tokyo-Saint, it was an attempt at a homonymic joke.

Perhaps it was a bit too convoluted and subtle and crap.

Two nuns in the bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second replies "Not if you use a dildo it doesn't".

Homonymic puns, another common type, arise from the exploitation of words which are both homographs and homophones. The statement "Being in politics is just like playing golf: you are trapped in one bad lie after another" puns on the two meanings of the word lie as "a deliberate untruth" and as "the position in which something rests". An adaptation of a joke repeated by Isaac Asimov gives us "Did you hear about the little moron who strained himself while running into the screen door?", playing on 'strained' as "to give much effort" and "to filter".<sup>[

Can anyone explain this in easy talk?</sup>

[scotty]

Homonymic puns, another common type, arise from the exploitation of words which are both homographs and homophones. The statement "Being in politics is just like playing golf: you are trapped in one bad lie after another" puns on the two meanings of the word lie as "a deliberate untruth" and as "the position in which something rests". An adaptation of a joke repeated by Isaac Asimov gives us "Did you hear about the little moron who strained himself while running into the screen door?", playing on 'strained' as "to give much effort" and "to filter".<sup>[

Can anyone explain this in easy talk?</sup>

Yes Jonny, it means he's a boring, pedantic c*nt.

[Jonnyboy]

Theyre disgusting these homonyms. Keep it in your own bedroom I say.

[dubai_phil]

Homonymic puns, another common type, arise from the exploitation of words which are both homographs and homophones. The statement "Being in politics is just like playing golf: you are trapped in one bad lie after another" puns on the two meanings of the word lie as "a deliberate untruth" and as "the position in which something rests". An adaptation of a joke repeated by Isaac Asimov gives us "Did you hear about the little moron who strained himself while running into the screen door?", playing on 'strained' as "to give much effort" and "to filter".<sup>[

Can anyone explain this in easy talk?</sup>

Did someone mention Golf?

[saintbletch]

Homonymic puns, another common type, arise from the exploitation of words which are both homographs and homophones. The statement "Being in politics is just like playing golf: you are trapped in one bad lie after another" puns on the two meanings of the word lie as "a deliberate untruth" and as "the position in which something rests". An adaptation of a joke repeated by Isaac Asimov gives us "Did you hear about the little moron who strained himself while running into the screen door?", playing on 'strained' as "to give much effort" and "to filter".<sup>[

Can anyone explain this in easy talk?</sup>

Jonnyboy, you're a stupid tvvat...

...If our language contained another word that sounded exactly like tvvat (a homonym), or it had another word that was written the same way as tvvat but pronounced differently (homograph), then the jolly confusion I would have created would be hilarious to word-types like me.

But as our language has neither a homonym nor a homograph for tvvat, I've just called you a stupid tvvat.

Yes Jonny, it means he's a boring, pedantic c*nt.

Harsh.

But fare.

[Window Cleaner]

Jonnyboy, you're a stupid tvvat...

...If our language contained another word that sounded exactly like tvvat (a homonym), or it had another word that was written the same way as tvvat but pronounced differently (homograph), then the jolly confusion I would have created would be hilarious to word-types like me.

But as our language has neither a homonym nor a homograph for tvvat, I've just called you a stupid tvvat.



Harsh.

But fare.

Now that's a homonym of fair right?

So in this case you could say that it's a fair old fare for the priviledge of rubbing oil into Kate's knockers, and not necessarily fair on the public purse.

[saintbletch]

Now that's a homonym of fair right?

So in this case you could say that it's a fair old fare for the priviledge of rubbing oil into Kate's knockers, and not necessarily fair on the public purse.

I like the way you're thinking Window Cleaner, and sorry to do this, but I think the phrase is "woosh".

[buctootim]

Its all a bit above me, or upsitself, who can say for sure? Time for a traditional bad pun and some tit pictures to get back on track.

[scotty]

^

I've been searching for ages, but still cant find Kate's tits.

and I've got the photos!

[Tokyo-Saint]

I preferred this thread when it was about a posh birds tits. Any chance of some more?

[Window Cleaner]

I like the way you're thinking Window Cleaner, and sorry to do this, but I think the phrase is "woosh".

ah, so you're telling me in a roundabout(or circuitous) way that you deliberately used fare instead of fair.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Come on bletch, stop going around the houses, jump off the carousel and be fare/fair to us. We need to know!

[Bearsy]

I just want to state for the records that every time i do a misspelling or use the wrong word or whatever, it's a homophobic joke that you is too dumb to understand.

I call it the "Bletchley Defence"

[Tokyo-Saint]

I just want to state for the records that every time i do a misspelling or use the wrong word or whatever, it's a homophobic joke that you is too dumb to understand.

I call it the "Bletchley Defence"

Does it? fare!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Hey, bear and fare, does that count bletchy?


Does it?

(I think I used does it right bear!)

Or is that some other type of homeopathic joke?

[saintbletch]

ah, so you're telling me in a roundabout(or circuitous) way that you deliberately used fare instead of fair.

Yes. Was it not obvious?

I thought it was a hilarious sign-off to a hilarious post. Just me then? Oh.

Anyway, I've got a feeling that my anal Muppet Show persona experiment isn't going so well.

When you're told to get back on topic in The Muppet Show you've seriously misread the audience. Either that or bored them s**tless - one of the two.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Don't be like that Bletch, you are part of the decor in here now and some of us have actually grown to like you and your pompous ways. At first I didn't like that you looked down your nose at people but now I know that you speak like the butler on Downton Abbey and are actually just an unemployed librarian, I quite like it.

I don't really understand your jokes but like bear says, you always need a straight man (he doesn't say this when he is clubbing but that's a nuther* story!)




*put in that spelling mistake just for your to correct bletchy