Song for Jay Rod?

**Wiggles31** · 03-10-2012, 09:13 AM

Have we got one yet?

You know Liverpool's chant where they slowly sing "Liiiiiverpool.. Liiiiiverpool."
We could sing "Roooodriguez... Roooodriguez"

Yes I'm bored at work!

**Saint-Armstrong** · 03-10-2012, 09:21 AM

Well I must say, that suggestion is awful.

**Amazing Hangover** · 03-10-2012, 09:43 AM

'Go back to Bolton you fat northern idiot'
(to the tune of 'come and have a go')

Sorry that was BFS - wrong thread

**The Kraken** · 03-10-2012, 09:56 AM

Why must every Saints song (or suggestion for one that matter) be a blatant copy or a bastardisation of another existing football chant?

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 09:58 AM

One Jay Rodriguez, there's only one Jay Roriguez

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 09:59 AM

Rodriguez, wooh wooh
He comes from Burnley, he f*cking hates Pompey

**Thedelldays** · 03-10-2012, 10:04 AM

what about something crazy (in true SWF style) to the tune of Superman...

jay jay jay...jay jay.....do do do....rodrigueeeeeeez

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 10:05 AM

Batman.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na Jay Rod.

That would be WACKY

**Thedelldays** · 03-10-2012, 10:06 AM

what about...

HE plays on the leeeft
where He's not very goooood
jay rodriguez
wishes he was baaack up north

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 10:07 AM

To the tune of Bob the builder

Jay Rodriguez, can he score? yes he can!!!!

LOL!!!!

**pingwing** · 03-10-2012, 10:07 AM

He really needs to score some league goals and get some more starts... Other wise we're going to be making songs for everyone at the club. At this rate Cody Cropper will be expecting a song.

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by pingwing

He really needs to score some league goals and get some more starts... Other wise we're going to be making songs for everyone at the club. At this rate Cody Cropper will be expecting a song.

He shares his name with a soap star Cropper cropper
Who's married to man which is quite bizarre Cropper cropper
He works in a cafe and is very dull
But our croppers ace and he plays in goal
Cody cropper no relation of Roy.

**Saint_clark** · 03-10-2012, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Turkish

One Jay Rodriguez, there's only one Jay Roriguez

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Originally Posted by Turkish

Rodriguez, wooh wooh
He comes from Burnley, he f*cking hates Pompey

Originally Posted by Thedelldays

what about something crazy (in true SWF style) to the tune of Superman...

jay jay jay...jay jay.....do do do....rodrigueeeeeeez

Originally Posted by Turkish

Batman.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na Jay Rod.

That would be WACKY

Originally Posted by Thedelldays

what about...

HE plays on the leeeft
where He's not very goooood
jay rodriguez
wishes he was baaack up north

Originally Posted by Turkish

To the tune of Bob the builder

Jay Rodriguez, can he score? yes he can!!!!

LOL!!!!

I wish I was as funny and cool as you guys.

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Saint_clark

I wish I was as funny and cool as you guys.

Come on clarky lad, think of a Disney song we can sing, that would be NUTS!!

**Saint_clark** · 03-10-2012, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Turkish

Come on clarky lad, think of a Disney song we can sing, that would be NUTS!!

As much as I enjoy mocking our lack of original chants whilst offering no decent alternatives, I think you and Delldays have got it pretty much covered. I'll pass thanks.

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Saint_clark

As much as I enjoy mocking our lack of original chants whilst offering no decent alternatives, I think you and Delldays have got it pretty much covered. I'll pass thanks.

Come on grumpy, join in the banter, all together now.....

To th tune of Petes Dragon I swear I saw a dragon song

Rodriguez, Rodriguez I really love Rodriguez
A tall and seathing, Pompey hating Rodriguez

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 10:50 AM

To the tune of toy story, you've got a friend in me

We've got a player called Jay
We've got a player called Jay
When we're playing 4-3-3 and losing away
And you wish you were still on holiday
Just remember we've got a player called Jay

SING IT! jOIN IN The FUN FFS

**Tokyo-Saint** · 03-10-2012, 10:57 AM

Clarke, Clarke,
Saaaaint Clarke,
When he hears Turkish moan he thinks it's a lark,
Saaaaint Clarke.

He used to look like Robbie Williams, Turkish, Turkish,
He now wants to be like big Jason, Statham, Statham,
He is the pride of bitterne park,
He'd love to dress like Saint Clarke
Del Bianco, from the ugly inside

**Miltonroader07** · 03-10-2012, 10:59 AM

In the vibe of the olde Ron Davies song................ Give it to Jay oooo Jay is there ooooooooo give it to Jay.......... also bored at work

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 11:04 AM

Cheer up saint Clark
Oh what can it mean to a power crazed moderator
Of a Internezzz spaz boarddddddddds

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 11:06 AM

He locks threads when he wants he locks threads when he wants
Sour face saint Clark, locks thread when he wants

**pingwing** · 03-10-2012, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Turkish

He shares his name with a soap star Cropper cropper
Who's married to man which is quite bizarre Cropper cropper
He works in a cafe and is very dull
But our croppers ace and he plays in goal
Cody cropper no relation of Roy.

Hahahahahaha! This needs to be printed and handed out to everyone at the game on sunday!

**The Kraken** · 03-10-2012, 11:18 AM

E I E I E I O
This thread's going to the muppet show
And when that Saint Clark moves it
This is what he'll sing
Non-Saints related, non-Saints related, this thread is boring.

**Bucks Saint** · 03-10-2012, 11:32 AM

To the tune of Captain Scarlet:

Jay-Rod-rig-uez na na na na na na
Indestructible man

**Tokyo-Saint** · 03-10-2012, 11:42 AM

To the tune from Totz TV

I'm from the north, he's from the north,
JRod, Fox and Chaplie,
We're the saints from the North,
1,2,3

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 12:17 PM

To the Rainbow theme tune

Against all the premier league defences Jay Rod scoring goals
Everyone can see he going to score,loads and loads
Every, one, loves, our Jay Rod!!!!!

Clap clap clap clap clap clap

**Saint_clark** · 03-10-2012, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by The Kraken

E I E I E I O
This thread's going to the muppet show
And when that Saint Clark moves it
This is what he'll sing
Non-Saints related, non-Saints related, this thread is boring.

I like this one.

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Saint_clark

I like this one.

Boooooooooooooooooo....

Boring boring clarky
Boring boring clarky

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 12:25 PM

For Saint Clark to the tune of I wanna be like you from jungle book

Now Im the king of the spaz board, the forum vIP
I've reached the top and not gonna stop cause I'm a mod you see
I'll lock your threads and move them if I don't like what I see
ohh obedo, f*ck you,
I've moved this thread, coz you're not taking spaz boards seriously

**The Kraken** · 03-10-2012, 12:28 PM

Clarkey is a delicate little flower, isn't he.

**Saint_clark** · 03-10-2012, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by The Kraken

Clarkey is a delicate little flower, isn't he.

I wanted to put this in Golden Threads but Baj was having none of it.

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by Saint_clark

I wanted to put this in Golden Threads but Baj was having none of it.

Baj is the Ken Bates of spaz boards.

**Saint_clark** · 03-10-2012, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by Turkish

Baj is the Ken Bates of spaz boards.

If we're making footballing comparisons I guess the amount of times you've threatened to leave and then come back a week or so later makes you this guy;

**Bearsy** · 03-10-2012, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by Saint_clark

If we're making footballing comparisons I guess the amount of times you've threatened to leave and then come back a week or so later makes you this guy;]

Did he come back a week later then? The echo kept that one quiet!

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by Saint_clark

If we're making footballing comparisons I guess the amount of times you've threatened to leave and then come back a week or so later makes you this guy;

Clark Clark whereever you may be
You take spaz boards too seriously
Finger on infract and licence to move a thread
I think the power mightve gone to your head

**Tokyo-Saint** · 03-10-2012, 01:04 PM

Is that really Turkish and dune?

I would say Jason Statham is pushing it. More like that guy from Coronation Street.

**Saint_clark** · 03-10-2012, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by Turkish

Clark Clark whereever you may be
You take spaz boards too seriously
Finger on infract and licence to move a thread
I think the power mightve gone to your head

What the hell are you on about. You'd probably have a ban from this thread alone if I was as power crazy as you make out.

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Tokyo-Saint

Is that really Turkish and dune?

I would say Jason Statham is pushing it. More like that guy from Coronation Street.

How can it be me and Dune when I am Dune FFS?

**Turkish** · 03-10-2012, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by Saint_clark

What the hell are you on about. You'd probably have a ban from this thread alone if I was as power crazy as you make out.

In Bajs shadow. Eat it.

What's it like to be in the shadow of someone that wishes they were in Kasabian?

**Tokyo-Saint** · 03-10-2012, 01:15 PM

I wish I was Serge

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