Caption competition

[Matthew Le God]

[LGTL]

John Westwood after reading another attendance debate on TSW.

[doddisalegend]

Holy s hit I don't have a caption but that image should come with a health warning

[for_heaven's_Saint]

cuunt

[Paul Chuckle]

Shouldn't this be on the other board?

[Saint_lambden]

'Welcome to Portsmouth'

[mcjwills]

"Warning this is how you will end up if you support the skakes"

[Ewell]

Only a **** would post a picture of that ****.

[scotty]

"Welcome to the Petersfield Bookshop. I am the proprietor, may I assist you with your selection?"

[buctootim]

Pompey- a sleeping giant.

[Dr Who?]

How would you find that image, what were you searching for?

[Frank's cousin]

How would you find that image, what were you searching for?

my guess is 'hairy c....'

[SNSUN]

After banging his head against the wall repeatedly since Skatesmouth decided to head south through the leagues, TCWTB goes one too far and bashes his brains out.

(Sooooo many captions for this particular caption comp...)

[Matthew Le God]

How would you find that image, what were you searching for?

Was in the Pompey thread.

[Huffton]

Anyone posting a picture of that thing on this board deserves a lifetime ban with no parole imo

[Thedelldays]

That is Fuking disgusting... Get it off here please

[The Corellian]

Warning to any Saints fan on a Stag do: Never fall asleep when you are drunk or you will wake up like this!!

[Made in Southampton]

Is this some kind of sick joke? I'm about to have my dinner ffs!

[badgerx16]

"No Avram, not again. Please, I'm tired."

[cadesupfront]

Spot the bell competition

[Hatch]

thats fukkking disgusting.

[Nutwood2]

Yes. We're six-nil up. Rednapp's back and we've got a digital clock!

[Amazing Hangover]

I don't know - he's got good legs for a fat boy.

[Dr Who?]

Was in the Pompey thread.

This would be the same answer I would give!

[Avenue Saint]

"Portsmouth Football Club ambassador"

[JPTCount]

Life tip #22: Don't fall asleep at parties.

[tedmaul]

And the winner of "Portsmouth's most eligible bachelor is .....

[davefoggy]

thats the funniest / disgusting "thing" i have seen in ages!!

[Pedro]

Jim fixed it for me.

[latter day saint]

FFS MLG! was bad enough seeing this on twitter earlier but at least the image was smaller on my phone !
if you didn't know who he was you'd think it was one of those pics of someone being pranked after drunkenly nodding off.

[saintbletch]

Mr. Westwood lowered himself onto the chair gingerly and at an awkward angle; ruing taunting the opposition fan with "Make me!" after he had been challenged to "Stick that f*cking bell up your arse!".

[Torrent Of Abuse]

Old Gregg, after drinking one too many baileys from a old tramp's shoe.

[pingwing]

"It was cheaper to get these stupid tattoos than buy trousers they told me"

[Alejam]

Do not resuscitate!!!!!!

[The Corellian]

Wake up Pompey, Wake up

[Nadia Sllim]

Poor JW after realising that his 14 year old wife is only his half sister ! Poor lad gutted!

[Miltonaggro]

The Southampton based advertising agency given the contract to produce the brochure for the sale of Portsmouth FC were pleased with the photograph chosen for the cover under the headline 'The Best fans in the Universe'...