Saint-Armstrong Posted 25 November, 2014 Share Posted 25 November, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-plot-new-transfer-swoop-4694704 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 25 November, 2014 Share Posted 25 November, 2014 Wikipedia says he is a winger with Twente. Just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 25 November, 2014 Share Posted 25 November, 2014 A player with plenty of bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 25 November, 2014 Share Posted 25 November, 2014 Seriously quick to recover when left for dead too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Abroad Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Converts chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherrypicker Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Changes water to wine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Fair play no-one has said the crosses line thinking they are so original. Insightful of John Cross picking up that Koeman is Dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Plays best with a slice of lime down his throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Thorny subject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggles31 Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Looking to resurrect his career? This reminds me of Ostlund AKA Jesus. Remember when John Hartson scissor kicked him in the face when trying to win a header and landed on his neck. He literally resurrected. I swear I saw a beam of light. In terms of the player I'm a tad confused as he's playing for Twente reserves since 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Plays best with a slice of lime down his throat. Lets dogs p1ss on his neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorne Malvo Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 11 posts and no yootube clip :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 11 posts and no yootube clip :/ Seems like he is quite good at football. Sh1t taste in music though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Changes water to wine! Really? I think this is a cheap knock off who can only change water into nasty ****y beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 His aura will reach millions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Any ITK's who can tell us this deal is nailed on ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 What does Le God think of him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Let's hope Corona passes his fizzical.* *gag for older viewers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckenham Saint Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Great name, sign him up. Is he any good with crosses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Let's hope Corona passes his fizzical.* *gag for older viewers Damn, just about to post the same. Clearly a generation thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorne Malvo Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 His name is actually what i say if a mate buys me a certain Mexicano beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one. When you gonna give me some time, Corona? Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run. Gun it comin' off the line Corona Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Corona... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 He really is a lager than life character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrich van Gobbel Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Apparently he insists on lime wedges at half time, not oranges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint in winchester Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one. When you gonna give me some time, Corona? Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run. Gun it comin' off the line Corona Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Corona... He's not even signed yet, and already you have the song sorted. Some people just have The Knack. My, my, my.... Sharona! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 A name like Jesús Corona and nobody has made a joke yet... #takesthepunsasstatementsoffact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Jesus Corona? Sounds a bit foreign............. Nah I'll stick with Cream Soda thanks. just for DT and Wurzel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooh it's a corner Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 beer, religion and football. All rolled into one. What could possibly go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 (null) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one. When you gonna give me some time, Corona? Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run. Gun it comin' off the line Corona Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Corona... Yewtree will be around later, they have a certain knack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Nailed on signing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 (edited) If he could change Saints ****awful ale into beer I would welcome him. Edited 26 November, 2014 by eelpie typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 10p back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 26 November, 2014 Share Posted 26 November, 2014 Corona? Shouldn't this have come from The Sun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 27 November, 2014 Share Posted 27 November, 2014 Nailed on signing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andoru Posted 27 November, 2014 Share Posted 27 November, 2014 Won't be much good to us next season if we make the CL, since he usually rests on Sundays. Still, I heard Twente are prepared to sell him for just 50 pieces of silver, so might be worth a punt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 27 November, 2014 Share Posted 27 November, 2014 Won't be much good to us next season if we make the CL, since he usually rests on Sundays. Still, I heard Twente are prepared to sell him for just 50 pieces of silver, so might be worth a punt. Not worth it. They only paid 30 for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dellboypete Posted 27 November, 2014 Share Posted 27 November, 2014 Gets a mensh in this weeks bleacher report - but not much of one http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2280598-ranking-the-weeks-25-hottest-transfer-rumours-mario-balotelli-leaving/page/6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torsaint Posted 27 November, 2014 Share Posted 27 November, 2014 No. Cos if he leaves for Liverpool his name will change to Judas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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