ART Posted 28 November, 2014 Share Posted 28 November, 2014 After the Villa game Morgan posted a photo of several of the lads on the way home. Myself I commented below. "What big fingers you have Morgan!" (I had noticed his fingers were as long as Grazziano, who is on the left of the image.) This evening, to my surprise I got notification Morgan had replied to my comment. Morgan Schneiderlin " I like to finger many *****es, ye." (b i t c h e s) 30 minutes ago Not the reference to women one would expect from him. Guess he'd had a glass or two of wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 28 November, 2014 Share Posted 28 November, 2014 What would you like Morgan to do with those fingers Art? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted 28 November, 2014 Share Posted 28 November, 2014 In Japan we call those with long fingers "kaitshu" which translate to English as "longy". Morgan definitely kaitshu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 28 November, 2014 Share Posted 28 November, 2014 Well it ain't there now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 28 November, 2014 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2014 Well it ain't there now! What ain't there now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 What the hell is happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 Take a deep breath Art. Calm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 I think ART was bang on about the glass or two of wine, he was just confused about who had consumed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 Art came on to Morgan. Morgan accepted. Art panicked when he worked out he was going to be 'shared'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenue Saint Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 Why are you lying for art you fart? That photo was posted on nov 1st, with everyone celebrating "2nd" Why say it was after the Villa game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenue Saint Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 *On way back from HULL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 On a side note, look at how nice it is inside that coach - looks like they've got f*cking marble tables! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 After the Villa game Morgan posted a photo of several of the lads on the way home. Myself I commented below. "What big fingers you have Morgan!" (I had noticed his fingers were as long as Grazziano, who is on the left of the image.) This evening, to my surprise I got notification Morgan had replied to my comment. Morgan Schneiderlin " I like to finger many *****es, ye." (b i t c h e s) 30 minutes ago [ATTACH=CONFIG]1458[/ATTACH] Not the reference to women one would expect from him. Guess he'd had a glass or two of wine. WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd_barrett_saint Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 I was a big fan of the first couple of EPs that Morgan's Long Fingers released, but they really sold out on their full length major label debut, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 All these stats flying around about tackles and errors etc. but seen fck all about finger lengths of squad. Surely must be a link to how many handballs conceded that SSN could do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Without a Halo Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 I dont get this, is our team so together as per the picture posted on 1st Nov (unlike Villas or the Yids) that our own fans need to find ridiculous non football related reasons to try and pull it apart? Lets say he did post what you said (and there is no evidence he did) and then saw fit to remove it, yet you feel it is worth posting on a forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 I made a comment about Pelle's enormous thumb after the Hull match. It seems disproportionately big, even for a man of his size. Maybe the black box does indeed assess digit size! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 Been a while since we had a thread about fingering! I think ART was bang on about the glass or two of wine, he was just confused about who had consumed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
percy windham Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 His fingers measure 12 inches, Morgan, Morgan, He uses them to enter b I t c h e s, Morgan, Morgan, (Someone else can fill this line and the next in) Morgan Schneiderlin, Southampton's fingering king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 he licks his fingers and his thumb, and then he shoves them up your bum Edit: that's ur missing line, percy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
percy windham Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 Thanks Brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 His fingers measure 12 inches, Morgan, Morgan, He uses them to enter b I t c h e s, Morgan, Morgan, (Someone else can fill this line and the next in) Morgan Schneiderlin, Southampton's fingering king. His fingers measure 12 inches Morgan, Morgan He uses them to enter *****es Morgan, Morgan Art would like to nosh him off Like a pig feeding from a trough Morgan Schneiderlin Southampton's fingering king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 Are fingers the new earlobes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 he licks his fingers and his thumb, and then he shoves them up your bum Edit: that's ur missing line, percy Sound like just another Normal Friday Night in The Bearsy Household Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 In Japan we call those with long fingers "kaitshu" which translate to English as "longy". Morgan definitely kaitshu. I'm pretty sure this is Kate's shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 ...what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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