Jenny Taylor names

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Going on from a comment Hamster made in another thread about naming your man (or lady) bits, I was intreagued to know, if any, what name you had for your penis and vagina (sounds funny saying them normally) when you were younger. Or indeed now if you still do?! Or for the parents out there, what they tell their little un's to call theirs?

When I was younger, to avoid embarrasment, my parents called my weiner a 'jillywhopper'. To this day I still find the name funny and havent heard anyone else who uses the same name.

Discuss

[JohnnyFartPants]

Does the term Jillywhopper make you want to slap Jilly around the head with your man flesh?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Does the term Jillywhopper make you want to slap Jilly around the head with your man flesh?

With my whopper?

Why I havent thought of it like that before, but now you come to mention it...

Jilleh, get ere!!!:smt064

[saint lard]

I have named mine Rodger.
I refer to my sons simply as willy.

[SNSUN]

My missus's is called Minky. It is an amalgamation of Manky, Stinky and Winky all rolled into one.

[bridge too far]

I used to call men's bits 'Martin' when I was a little girl.

My kids always called lady bits 'mig' - they used to find it quite funny when the Russians talked about their Mig fighters.

[Kadeem Hardison]

The Tiggywinkle.

[jawillwill]

The Tiggywillwillwinkle

[Robsk II]

Durin's bane

[Kadeem Hardison]

Kenneth.

[Deano6]

The DeanoStick.

[Robsk II]

Nobsk II