Coxford_lou Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 OK, so I know overt acts of friendliness are quite scary to most of you, but, I'm planning to go see Saints v West Ham on my own, and was wondering if any of you would be up for a drink before the game? Like an official Lounge/Muppet Show Gathering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Remember - red wine - works wonders apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Can I be the first to call you Billy no Mates? There should be more of this going on with this forum. Maybe you guys would understand each other better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 (edited) was wondering if any of you would be up for a drink before the game? I can do the Tuesday before the game, especially if you come to Brighton. Is that any good? Edited 3 February, 2015 by buctootim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 OK, so I know overt acts of friendliness are quite scary to most of you, but, I'm planning to go see Saints v West Ham on my own, and was wondering if any of you would be up for a drink before the game? Like an official Lounge/Muppet Show Gathering? We're in Old Farmhouse before and after every game. Big garden, doesn't get too rammed and they do a decent brekkie. We've done the Chapel (alright, but packed) and King Alfred (shíte, and packed). I suggest Farmhouse for a venue, largely because I'm lazy but also because I've tried other places and the Old Farmhouse is genuinely suitable for a bunch of randoms to meet up at. It also has a "massive rear, with play areas and hot spots". Their words, not mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 This could end in tears... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 This could end in tears... Admittedly, it could, especially if a bunch of sad losers break cover of their dating websites and head for the only woman they've had a substantive "conversation" with in the last decade. Do you know what you are doing, Lou? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Lou, I am mildly disappointed you did not go for the hatrick with me. You threw me a curve ball with that "definitely a weekend match" stuff but I can hardly blame you. This forum is packed with fair, decent minded, welcoming people who will happily accompany, nay, entertain you. Many of them are even warm blooded. Just a word about Pap's offer. He will lead you all the way up the path to the "playful hot spots" I have no doubt. But at the last moment he will lose his nerve and make some excuse about the late appeal of McD's or some such. He will soften the blow with a suggestion to meet after, but alas, that too will come to nothing as his fear of public exposure overtakes him. He will be some miles away before plucking up the courage to let you know. Be warned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 3 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Lou, I am mildly disappointed you did not go for the hatrick with me. You threw me a curve ball with that "definitely a weekend match" stuff but I can hardly blame you. This forum is packed with fair, decent minded, welcoming people who will happily accompany, nay, entertain you. Many of them are even warm blooded. Just a word about Pap's offer. He will lead you all the way up the path to the "playful hot spots" I have no doubt. But at the last moment he will lose his nerve and make some excuse about the late appeal of McD's or some such. He will soften the blow with a suggestion to meet after, but alas, that too will come to nothing as his fear of public exposure overtakes him. He will be some miles away before plucking up the courage to let you know. Be warned Well, I was about to DM you, but just before I hit send, I thought to myself - don't be chicken, Louise, email the whole damned group and see if they're up for it. Of course, since pressing send, I've immediately regretted the decision, and am think up excuses how I can get out of it. You will be coming Bucks, though won't you??!! Don't leave me on my own!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Admittedly, it could, especially if a bunch of sad losers break cover of their dating websites and head for the only woman they've had a substantive "conversation" with in the last decade. Do you know what you are doing, Lou? Ha ha ... so so true!! Spot on Papster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 since pressing send, I've immediately regretted the decision, and am think up excuses how I can get out of it. You will be coming Bucks, though won't you??!! Don't leave me on my own!!! Dont be like that! Think of it as an anthropological expedition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 At least upload a couple of outdated pics so we have the opportunity to swipe left or right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 ASL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 3 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Admittedly, it could, especially if a bunch of sad losers break cover of their dating websites and head for the only woman they've had a substantive "conversation" with in the last decade. Do you know what you are doing, Lou? I the world I inhabit, men and women speaking to each other is quite normal. Are things different these days in deepest darkest Southampton? I haven't been there for a while. Seriously guys, don't be chicken, let's do this. We can meet in Pap's pub (Pap, I'm assuming it's in central Southampton?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 3 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2015 At least upload a couple of outdated pics so we have the opportunity to swipe left or right! Email me your pics and I'm happy to send mine back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 how old are you lou. we all want to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Seriously guys, don't be chicken, let's do this. We can meet in Pap's pub I'd be up for it but cant do Wednesdays due to childcare. Could be quite weird / fun meeting the faces behind the profiles (in some cases anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Email me your pics and I'm happy to send mine back.... Terms of probation means he can't do this anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Email me your pics and I'm happy to send mine back.... I'm a married man, I'm not sending you nudes! However, if someone were to send them to me, I wouldn't be able to stop them. I would just have to look at them, share with bletch and bear and then at a later date delete. It's out of my hands. Just do what ever you feel comfortable doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 3 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Can I be the first to call you Billy no Mates? There should be more of this going on with this forum. Maybe you guys would understand each other better. I have lots of mates, just not Saints supporting ones! If I were feeling inferior about my popularity, I would be too insecure to ask on here for a meet up, wouldn't I?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 3 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2015 how old are you lou. we all want to know I'm older than you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 come on Lou how old are you, how many kids do you have, do you live in a tower block or own your own property, do you have a car, do you drink pints...all important info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 how old are you lou. we all want to know Younger than me. Happy to help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Sounds like a bit of a sausage-fest, do we really need all these other bros? When Is West Ham Game Anyway? Are We At Home Or Away From At Home? I don't follow the football v.closely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 3 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2015 come on Lou how old are you, how many kids do you have, do you live in a tower block or own your own property, do you have a car, do you drink pints...all important info Just to be really really really really really clear. This isn't a dating opportunity. Just a suggestion to have a beer before a football game... C'mon Batman, don't be a scaredy cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Sounds like a bit of a sausage-fest, do we really need all these other bros? When Is West Ham Game Anyway? Are We At Home Or Away From At Home? I don't follow the football v.closely. Game is likely to be voided anyway, with +3 points and +4 GD awarded to us, seeing how WHam have been so very naughty lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Younger than me. Happy to help Yeah but your real name is Methusalah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Lou, I am mildly disappointed you did not go for the hatrick with me. You threw me a curve ball with that "definitely a weekend match" stuff but I can hardly blame you. This forum is packed with fair, decent minded, welcoming people who will happily accompany, nay, entertain you. Many of them are even warm blooded. Just a word about Pap's offer. He will lead you all the way up the path to the "playful hot spots" I have no doubt. But at the last moment he will lose his nerve and make some excuse about the late appeal of McD's or some such. He will soften the blow with a suggestion to meet after, but alas, that too will come to nothing as his fear of public exposure overtakes him. He will be some miles away before plucking up the courage to let you know. Be warned Bucks, I am really sorry for standing you up in Stoke. I offer the following in my defence. I was out on the p!ss with the old man, Stoke is fkn confusing and both our phones had run out of juice, meaning the only way he could contact the wife was by going back to the hotel. I accompanied him on this mission, as is my duty, and all was good. Well, I was about to DM you, but just before I hit send, I thought to myself - don't be chicken, Louise, email the whole damned group and see if they're up for it. Of course, since pressing send, I've immediately regretted the decision, and am think up excuses how I can get out of it. You will be coming Bucks, though won't you??!! Don't leave me on my own!!! I know that the meme of disaffected forum loser gets applied liberally enough, but I've met people off here, they've been sound and I've given them a lot less sh!t as a result. Projection is a natural reaction when operating on limited information, but when I've met forum posters I didn't know in real life before, it's mostly a twist at the end Fight Club type scenario, where you finally reconcile forum bravado with the person underneath. Enduring themes of "ah, he's not such a c**t after all" prevail in pretty much all cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Just to be really really really really really clear. This isn't a dating opportunity. Just a suggestion to have a beer before a football game... C'mon Batman, don't be a scaredy cat He's hiding in his cave now waiting for Alfred to tell him you're gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 At least upload a couple of outdated pics so we have the opportunity to swipe left or right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Email me your pics and I'm happy to send mine back.... Isnt this how saints forever ended ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 He's hiding in his cave now waiting for Alfred to tell him you're gone I have it on good authority that Alfred Pennyworth discharged himself from Batman's employment, mostly on grounds that the young master insisted on calling himself "Brett" Wayne, toyed with the superhero moniker of "Brettman", and despite all hyperbole to the contrary, could only reliably be trusted to cook food sourced from Iceland*. *The shop, not the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 I have it on good authority that Alfred Pennyworth discharged himself from Batman's employment, mostly on grounds that the young master insisted on calling himself "Brett" Wayne, toyed with the superhero moniker of "Brettman", and despite all hyperbole to the contrary, could only reliably be trusted to cook food sourced from Iceland*. *The shop, not the country. Ive tried food from iceland, its crap and expensive Ill leave you to contemplate whether its the country or the shop that Im on about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 I have it on good authority that Alfred Pennyworth discharged himself from Batman's employment, mostly on grounds that the young master insisted on calling himself "Brett" Wayne, toyed with the superhero moniker of "Brettman", and despite all hyperbole to the contrary, could only reliably be trusted to cook food sourced from Iceland*. *The shop, not the country. + relocated Wayne Manor to Camden, of all places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Lou, im IN... Meet me at Turnstile A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 + relocated Wayne Manor to Camden, of all places To the bat sub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Lou, im IN... Meet me at Turnstile A I just had a tight trouser moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 We're in Old Farmhouse before and after every game. Big garden, doesn't get too rammed and they do a decent brekkie. We've done the Chapel (alright, but packed) and King Alfred (shíte, and packed). I suggest Farmhouse for a venue, largely because I'm lazy but also because I've tried other places and the Old Farmhouse is genuinely suitable for a bunch of randoms to meet up at. It also has a "massive rear, with play areas and hot spots". Their words, not mine. Well I suppose they've got to big something up as their "massive rear" appears to be a concrete making facility, not quite sure where the play areas are either :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Well I suppose they've got to big something up as their "massive rear" appears to be a concrete making facility, not quite sure where the play areas are either :- Its a 16th century farmhouse next to a 15th century level crossing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Would be a brave girl that meets Pap there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 My money is on Essruu. I'm offering 1/3. SB is 2/1 and Bateman is 5/1. Master Bates 25/1. Weston Saint 1000/1 outsider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 A/S/L? (As we used to ask in the early 00s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 3 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2015 To be honest Bearsy, I would prefer it if you didn't come. I've built you up in my mind as such a beast of an animal man, that I couldn't bear the disappointment of any let down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 My money is on Essruu. I'm offering 1/3. SB is 2/1 and Bateman is 5/1. Master Bates 25/1. Weston Saint 1000/1 outsider. I have form, but not me this time, I'm retired (apart from the occasional trolling session) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 3 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Lou, im IN... Meet me at Turnstile A BATMAN, Pap's pub or nothing. I'm not going to hang around for you in the freezing cold outside any bloody turnstile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 BATMAN, Pap's pub or nothing. I'm not going to hang around for you in the freezing cold outside any bloody turnstile. But Turnstile A is a special place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 3 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2015 But Turnstile A is a special place I don't know what that means, but I'm worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 My money is on Essruu. I'm offering 1/3. SB is 2/1 and Bateman is 5/1. Master Bates 25/1. Weston Saint 1000/1 outsider. Essruu wouldn't have a clue who Wilco are so it certainly ain't him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Its a 16th century farmhouse next to a 15th century level crossing. True. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 But Turnstile A is a special place Bit before his/hers time perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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