trousers Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbyboy Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Ref: "Hmm, good opportunity to kick J-Rod in the najjers without anyone noticing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 saint and sinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 AL ' Look there's 50p on the floor, I saw it first, It's mine! ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shance Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 No seriously, I can levitate. Watch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Oriol: "...and this is for that f**king Nivea advert!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Nivea Boy a bit premature in doing The Klinnsman Goal Celebration Dive. Pretty sure the ref would have given him a free kick even if nobody was in touching distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeintheslowlane Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 The old "tripped by the invisible leg" trick is usually enough to get a pen at Anfield. Just a "Pratt-fall" at St. Marys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 **Neil Swarbrick takes Steven Davis' hand. Neil Swarbrick: "Steve, I love you so much, will you marry me?" **Lallana throws himself to the floor in jealousy, desperate for attention **Oriol looks on in concentration, deciding where is best to plant his studs Steven davis: "hang on neil, let me just kick this *****, Nivea Boy, in the face!" **Davis winds up that want of a right foot of his....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuncanRG Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 When Adam heard rugby players were earning bigger wages than some footballers, he knew he had to get practising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Just hope the turf is as soft as my nivea smooth skin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Lallana to Romeu " Stop staring at my arse that belongs to Jordan Henderson" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 You flick him up I'll volley him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Do I look like less of a walrus-faced **** from this angle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Oriol: "...and this is for that f**king Nivea advert!" Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lastman73 Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 "If Sturridge can do it so can I " Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1576 Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 "Tom Daley signs for Liverpool" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5string Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Fresh from his success as TV's 'Nivea Man', Lallana auditions to be Tom Cruise's replacement in 'Mission Impossible: The Final'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Ouch!! Clatts would have loved to have been here to see that, there is no way I can blow my whistle for that he would be giving me wedgies round ref school for months!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Romeu takes such a deep snort in through his nose he sucks up Lallana from the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_Tel49 Posted 12 January, 2017 Share Posted 12 January, 2017 Referee: Its OK Adam mate - I'll see you right. Pheeep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 13 January, 2017 Share Posted 13 January, 2017 "Nivea? What about your effing dandruff"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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