Xmas @ Work

[mehball]

What is your office like? Decoration or full of scrooges?

We have just set up our USB Xmas tree & USB Fairy Lights wooo!

[Hatch]

Nothing. Won't even put a card up.
My colleagues killed Jesus.

[scott_saints]

Nothing.

[mehball]

Nothing. Won't even put a card up.
My colleagues killed Jesus.

Xmas has nothing to do with Jesus though

[Scudamore]

I'll be putting the The Best Christmas Album In The World Ever on soon...and we'll have some decorations from the 1980s i'm sure...

[Master Bates]

Nothing.

I'll be off from Dec 19th - Jan 5th

[SNSUN]

We put up the odd bit of tinsel but largely us Christmas peeps are outnumbered by non-Christmas peeps.

In advance, anyone coming through Heathrow 123 Tube station, we apologise for the state of the Christmas tree that will be put up. It's about a million years old and has never been cleaned. If it were a real tree, it'd be crying out to be put down.

[Master Bates]

We put up the odd bit of tinsel but largely us Christmas peeps are outnumbered by non-Christmas peeps.

In advance, anyone coming through Heathrow 123 Tube station, we apologise for the state of the Christmas tree that will be put up. It's about a million years old and has never been cleaned. If it were a real tree, it'd be crying out to be put down.

I have guys working at Terminal 4, useless info, can I get one of them to burn the old tree down?

[The King]

Cant be assed to put decorations up, too much effort. Decorations are poofy and designed for women anyway. No real man would have decorations round his desk!!

[Master Bates]

No real man would have decorations round his desk!!

So when are you putting decorations up on your desk then?

[SNSUN]

I have guys working at Terminal 4, useless info, can I get one of them to burn the old tree down?

Yes. Preferrably when I'm not working though. ;-)

[Dark Sotonic Mills]

We put up the odd bit of tinsel but largely us Christmas peeps are outnumbered by non-Christmas peeps.

In advance, anyone coming through Heathrow 123 Tube station, we apologise for the state of the Christmas tree that will be put up. It's about a million years old and has never been cleaned. If it were a real tree, it'd be crying out to be put down.

Is that our equivalent of Pelham 123? If so, that'd be cool.

[saint_stevo]

i eject all the CD drives and hang tinsel through the hole.

my boss loves it, especially on servers etc

[Mole]

I break up on Thursday then that's me done til Jan 4th.

[Master Bates]

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[SNSUN]

Is that our equivalent of Pelham 123? If so, that'd be cool.

I hope not. The less dead passengers the better.

[ozzmeister]

No decorations up but the Christmas party next week should make up for it.

Plus went ice skating at hyde park last friday, london eye and champagne this friday, and an additional xmas dinner in two weeks (all paid for of course).

I can cope without decorations, will have some at home before to long.

[Post-it note]

[scott_saints]

Christmas sucks.

Birthdays are worst though.

[thesaint sfc]

You're worst.

You suck.

[saint_stevo]

i hate christmas, and i hate everything and everyone

[jeff leopard]

We've got a small team of Xmas fascists in our office, demanding that everyone gets Christmassy and acts like they're having an amazing time :vom:

It could be worse, we'd be listening to c*nting xmas songs if i hadn't destroyed the cd last year :smt042

Christmas is sh1t.

[saint_stevo]

fake smiling ruins it for me. and getting up early and having to kiss old people

[South City Si]

Put the tree up today and put the decoratrions up in the office yesterday. Half of people scrooges: " It's too early, blah, blah, misery, blah!", but most are happy about it!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

fake smiling ruins it for me. and getting up early and having to kiss old people

But you get paid £60 to do this?!

[mack rill]

Nothing. Won't even put a card up.
My colleagues killed Jesus.

Kin ell Hatch is Jewish:^o

After reading this Fred must say What a bunch of miserable k.n.u.t.s live in the SO post code

[dubai_phil]

Just had a classic. Had a mate down for the Rugby. He's a good lad but his missus (who's Swiss) is a total corporate PC type.

Of course, being the rugby 7's we were mortalled, but she took great offence that a gift shop next to the curry house we went to had a huge Christmas display, tree's Santa costumes and was playing carols from sets of sparkly lights.

Thanks to the alcohol she marched in and gave the shopkeepr the full PC rant. You can't have all that up it will infuriate non-Christians, it is offensive yadda yadda yadda.

She truly could not understand why an audience of about 50 Arabs, Pakistani's, Indians and Brits were all standing around laughing at her. One local went up and said, but of course we have decorations, it is Christmas....

She spun around about ten times and her head exploded.

I honestly think it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Santa arrives next week who hoo, but personally I refuse to get the tree out until after 19th December otherwise it just looks wrong

[Andy_Porter]

I break up on Thursday then that's me done til Jan 4th.

I finished last Monday.

It's very boring sat at home doing nothing.

[saint_stevo]

i put mistletoe on my penis

[thesaint sfc]

i put mistletoe on my penis

So people kiss your next to your balls?

[saint_stevo]

So people kiss your next to your balls?

And your knocking this because?

[PompeyLass]

I think people should post pictures of their office decorations.

[saint_stevo]

I think you should post a picture of your pink

[PompeyLass]

I think you should post a picture of your pink

Pink what ? Car ?

[Weston Super Saint]

Pink ring.

[PompeyLass]

Pink ring.

That's very pretty.

[Weston Super Saint]

That's very pretty.

Thanks go out to Google.

[saint_stevo]

[PompeyLass]

That lolly looks very suckable.

[Saint in Paradise]

With the very sad and desperate world finacial crisis Christmas, All holidays and having any kind
of enjoyment must be cancelled. Anyone having fun in these severe times must be exterminated.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

She needs Lipsil