Kim Jong Il alive, but for how long?

On the news this morning they had a report saying that he had collapsed and was seriously ill.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is alive but seriously ill, a news report said, amid mounting speculation over the leader's health after he missed a key national ceremony.

 

South Korea's Yonhap news agency cited an unidentified South Korean government official as saying Mr Kim, 66, appeared to have "collapsed," a term that in the Korean language is used when a person becomes suddenly ill due to causes including stroke.

 

The official stressed that it is certain that Mr Kim has not died, Yonhap said.

 

http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5hRWNpolal0ZQxfQvvtq_c4vEf7yA

Herrrro, **** you team amerricaaa.

I read an article the other day, someone has written a book which claims he has been dead for about six years, they've just been using impersonators for his infrequent public appearances.

I read an article the other day, someone has written a book which claims he has been dead for about six years, they've just been using impersonators for his infrequent public appearances.

Saw that, 5 years

Is Kim Jong Il dead? Yes, North Korea’s “Dear Leader” is no more, having passed away in the fall of 2003, writes Waseda University professor Toshimitsu Shigemura in Shukan Gendai (Aug 23-30).

 

A one-time Mainichi Shimbun journalist posted in Seoul, Shigemura is introduced by the magazine as a leading authority on the Korean Peninsula. His latest book, released this month, is titled “The True Character of Kim Jong Il.”

If true, the implications are potentially vast. Among them: former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi’s summit partner during one or both of his landmark visits to Pyongyang in 2002 and 2004 was not Kim himself but a dummy—the stand-in Shigemura claims has been fooling the world for at least five years.

A dictator having one or multiple doubles is a familiar notion since Iraq’s Saddam Hussein was shown to have deployed them. But Saddam was alive at the time. Kim, in Shigemura’s scenario, was not manipulating a look-alike; he was replaced by one.

 

http://www.japantoday.com/category/kuchikomi/view/north-koreas-kim-died-in-2003-and-was-replaced-by-lookalike-says-waseda-profesor

I don't think I've ever seen you make a sensible post, MB. I'm confused. Maybe the world HAS ended.

I don't think I've ever seen you make a sensible post, MB. I'm confused. Maybe the world HAS ended.

Ah, on TSF I made many a good sensible post in the Lounge, most popular one was on "Philosophers", the Dubai thread was also a great

Maybe I forgot them, or interpreted them as ****takes.

I'm so ronery, so ronery

So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one, just me onry

Sitting on my rittle throne

I work very hard

And make up great prans

But nobody listens no one understands

Seems like no one takes me seriousry

And so, I'm ronery

A bittle ronery

Poor rittle me

There's nobody I can rerate to

Feel rike a bird in a cage

It's kinda sirry but not rearry

Because it's firring my body with rage

I'm the smartest most crever most physically fit

But nobody else seems to rearize it

When I change the world maybe they'll notice me

And until then I'll just be ronery

Yeah a rittle ronery

Poor rittle me

I'm so ronery

Kim Jong Seriously Il

Maybe I forgot them, or interpreted them as ****takes.

Does he have a son called Kim Jong Il II?

Does he have a son called Kim Jong Il II?

No, he's called Kim Jong Feeling a Little Dicky Right Now.

No, he's called Kim Jong Feering a Rittle Dicky Right Now.

Fixed it.