saint_stevo Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 People using the word learn instead of teach- 'that will learn them' People making statements into a question by afflicting the last word 5 a-side football Getting around by Trinny and Suzannah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Inflecting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 People who say "I borrowed him a fiver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Pedants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 People who pronounce (sp?) the letter h 'haych' rather than 'ayche' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 people who have grievances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 People using the word learn instead of teach- 'that will learn them' I do that sometimes. I don't like it when people pronounce "grievous bodily harm"....."grievious bodily harm". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 People who sl*g off morrisons pastys without trying them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 'Yes blad,yes bruv'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 6 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 6 August, 2008 a bloke at work says 'meanwhile, back at the ranch' everytime he enters the office it grieves me so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 the phrase 'oh.... whats occuring' I dont want to watch that she-hite program because of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 a bloke at work says 'meanwhile, back at the ranch' everytime he enters the office it grieves me so Thats actually quite funneh, although if someone did it every time they walked into the room it would get a little tiring I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 6 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Thats actually quite funneh, although if someone did it every time they walked into the room it would get a little tiring I think yeah ya reckon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Saint Stevo's wheelie bin posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 a bloke at work says 'meanwhile, back at the ranch' everytime he enters the office it grieves me so Do you work at Wernham Hogg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 6 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Do you work at Wernham Hogg? No i can confirm i dont. I work nowhere near Slough, although i have been, truw story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Saint Stevos beadle calf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 6 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Saint Stevos beadle calf FIXED! although you will no longer feel the benefit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 FIXED! although you will no longer feel the benefit Y bum bury? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Y bum bury? Edward Barron more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Edward Barron more like. The cps f00ked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 6 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Y bum bury? we now play for different sides this is not a innuendo to sexuality, as far as i am aware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 we now play for different sides this is not a innuendo to sexuality, as far as i am aware Same, we could have been good together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 6 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Same, we could have been good together. referring to football or sexuality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 referring to football or sexuality? Both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 People who take a week to respond to a very simple question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 drivers who don't say thanx (by means of raising their fingers/hands when you let them out/give way to them. people who use the symbol ' / ' instead of writing the word ' or '.......... and people who make speech marks in the air with their fingers during a conversation....... and when a seemingly more powerful server can't get something as simple as a furkin smilie to appear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 People who pronounce (sp?) the letter h 'haych' rather than 'ayche' It's 'aitch' actrually. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 (edited) People thinking that if they get off the plane first there holiday will be longer than yours ..... F**K OFF!!! People who can't use their/there/they're properly and therefore prevent a sentence making sense :-p Also, people who add some g's to the word exit and say 'eggsit'. Edited 7 August, 2008 by Pip87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 It's 'aitch' actrually. HTH I didnt realise there was a correct spelling when your using phonetics to spell something? Surely your just using letters as they sound to show what you mean? Therefore spelling is Irrelevant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 drivers who don't say thanx (by means of raising their fingers/hands when you let them out/give way to them. I would say people that take longer to get the f::ck out my way on the road because they're so all consumed by the thought of giving me a wave that means absolutely nothing... I didnt realise there was a correct spelling when your using phonetics to spell something? Surely your just using letters as they sound to show what you mean? Therefore spelling is Irrelevant? You didn't realise...now you do... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H That'll learn you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 People who say 'myoot' (mute) point instead of moot point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 The phrase 'roast beef (or lamb or chicken or pork) and all the trimmings' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Posting once and realising that I have only have 2 posts left today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 People who pronounce onion as ungion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 The name "tina" aaaaggghhhhhhh Im no sinner when people talk like farmers, when they are not. the fact you cant say crisps, without the stupid ssspppppsss noise at the end. People on the dole moaning about polish people coming and "taking all the jobs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 The name "tina" aaaaggghhhhhhh Im no sinner when people talk like farmers, when they are not. the fact you cant say crisps, without the stupid ssspppppsss noise at the end. People on the dole moaning about polish people coming and "taking all the jobs" f*ck you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Posting once and realising that I have only have 2 posts left today. Then posting twice and realising you only have 1 more post left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Then posting twice and realising you only have 1 more post left. Reply here if you're not gay. If you don't reply here then you're gay. I am not gay, so I will reply to this right now. You have 23 hours to reply. I hate gays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Reply here if you're not gay. If you don't reply here then you're gay. I am not gay, so I will reply to this right now. You have 23 hours to reply. I hate gays. Not gay and proud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 People who ask for things by saying 'Can I get...' No you can't get it, I'll do it for you, you just f*cking stay where you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 People who ask for things by saying 'Can I get...' No you can't get it, I'll do it for you, you just f*cking stay where you are. Yep, wrong use of 'can'. I remember when I was a child I used to say to my Dad 'can I go to the fair' (for example). He'd always reply 'yes you CAN (i.e. you have the ability to go to the fair) but WILL you (i.e. will you be allowed to) is a different matter'. It used to infuriate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Yep, wrong use of 'can'. I remember when I was a child I used to say to my Dad 'can I go to the fair' (for example). He'd always reply 'yes you CAN (i.e. you have the ability to go to the fair) but WILL you (i.e. will you be allowed to) is a different matter'. It used to infuriate me. I think I see the origins of your pedanticism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Fairs run by gyppo's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Fairs run by gyppo's. So, nearly all fairs then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Fairs run by gyppo's. Their travellers FFS!! Dont start this again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Yep, wrong use of 'can'. I remember when I was a child I used to say to my Dad 'can I go to the fair' (for example). He'd always reply 'yes you CAN (i.e. you have the ability to go to the fair) but WILL you (i.e. will you be allowed to) is a different matter'. It used to infuriate me. Ditto from my olds, but substitute "may" for "will"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 So, nearly all fairs then. There's no 'nearly' about it. I think we ought to call them 'Itinerant Travelling Carnival Personnel'. And yes I do know that Itinerant describes a wandering traveller with no fixed home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I think I see the origins of your pedanticism. Actually no, that's not the case. My dad was proud of being Hampshire born and bred and his grammar was appalling sometimes. He used to say 'that'll learn you' instead of 'teach' and 'I give he what for' instead of ' gave him'. His accent was so broad, I often couldn't understand him! But he was rigid about 'can' and 'will'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 So, nearly all fairs then. in love and war? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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