Judging a bird by her Mum

When you look at a bird, she is quite good looking, then meet her Mum, when they have the same facial features ( ableith not as porky )... does it affect whether you want to get into a relationship if the mum is hideously ugly?

I have met a few birds, who then when you meet their mum, you think " f*ck that, I am just gonna slam you now and not get into a relationship with you because I can see how you will end up in a few years time , you're Mum looks disgusting "

Anyone else feel the same?

If ever a thread summed you up, this is it.

Think the words head and knob combined come to mind

Spot on Stu. Very important within my policy (everyone should have a policy).

I simply cannot commit to a relationship knowing full well that you are getting stitched up with some fatter in the making... tough but tough im afraid, its the policy...

A good looking mum gives you confidence that, if you invest here, your onto a winner.

Many relationships have lived and died on this policy requirement...

I have also been reminded before, that girls will check out the dad, in the same light!

They don't need to look at Dave's dad to see the true horror of what they're getting into.

Or what's getting into them...

Stu This quote is as old as the hills,,,,,,(Take a fookin good look at er mum, cos thats what your bird will look like in 20 years time),,,,,,Fekin true ann all.

Stu This quote is as old as the hills,,,,,,(Take a fookin good look at er mum, cos thats what your bird will look like in 20 years time),,,,,,Fekin true ann all.

Absolutely, even though it is unbelievable at the time, all wives end up like their mothers.

Absolutely, even though it is unbelievable at the time, all wives end up like their mothers.

I don't think I am going to turn into a ginger any time soon.

I tried to judge my missus by the standard of her mother.

She's not much to look at but the sex was fantastic!

Just imagine how Louise Nurding felt when Jamie Redknapp took her home to meet his folks for the first time !

I'm getting a divorce tomorrow

Just imagine how Louise Nurding felt when Jamie Redknapp took her home to meet his folks for the first time !

Lol. My Dad is a fittie so no worries

Think the words head and knob combined come to mind

You've obviously not put much thought into things when getting into a relationship.

Either that or you are gay so have not been affected by this.

Stu, I don't think you should worry too much about it.

After all, you've had a fair number of 'relationships' in the life of these messageboards, so I doubt you'll be able to stick with anyone long enough for them to age more than a couple of months.....

Stu, I don't think you should worry too much about it.

 

After all, you've had a fair number of 'relationships' in the life of these messageboards, so I doubt you'll be able to stick with anyone long enough for them to age more than a couple of months.....

I get bored easy, this is true. Luckily being the stud I am, it's not long before the next bird comes along wanting to some Stuey loving.

I get bored easy, this is true. Luckily being the stud I am, it's not long before the next bird comes along wanting to some Stuey loving.

Dont get me started Stu........

Stu, I don't think you should worry too much about it.

 

After all, you've had a fair number of 'relationships' in the life of these messageboards, so I doubt you'll be able to stick with anyone long enough for them to age more than a couple of months.....[/QUOTE]

 

You are being a tad optimistic my friend, a couple of hours at best in the case of our John Prescott gutalike.

I don't think I am going to turn into a ginger any time soon.

Color dos née matter Jillyannne, in them 20 odd years Juicy delicious cream split turns into Rancid Beef Curtain,,,,,unfortunately.

Color dos née matter Jillyannne, in them 20 odd years Juicy delicious cream split turns into Rancid Beef Curtain,,,,,unfortunately.

But you'd be more interested in Reeking Fish Flaps surely

You've obviously not put much thought into things when getting into a relationship.

 

Either that or you are gay so have not been affected by this.

Don't think my wife or 2 beautiful daughters would agree with that statement.

Well at least you will know that the women that go out with you have a sense of humour or no respect in themselves, or they just work with care in the community

My standards are so low, I'd knob pretty much anything. Which is just as well because my girlfriend's mum is not in the least bit attractive. Although she does have bigger knockers than her daughter, I live in hope...

What about these two

 

What about these two

arson victims

What about these two

I take back my earlier comment about "knobbing pretty much anything"...

i'd even check the grandma out too

also check the mums cooking skills, as they get passed on as well...