Mr X Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 We all know our record of first game wins is indescribably bad Just for fun what are you prepared to do if we win the first game ? Most bizare answer wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 We all know our record of first game wins is indescribably bad how is it relevant how we did on the opening day of the season in 2007, 2006, 2005...1991,1990,1989? the team is new(many of them not alive 20 years ago), the management is new etc etc why do these records matter to some forum users and the media? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I will do the Hula with Tullulah, while binging on Sambuca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Smile.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 7 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 August, 2008 how is it relevant how we did on the opening day of the season in 2007, 2006, 2005...1991,1990,1989? the team is new(many of them not alive 20 years ago), the management is new etc etc why do these records matter to some forum users and the media? Crikey, lighten up;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Crikey, lighten up;) do you see my point though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Exactly the same as I will do if we lose, have a bbq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 In the words of WGS, sit down with a bag of crisps and a can of coke and watch teletext. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 7 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 August, 2008 do you see my point though? Yes but it was supposed to be a light hearted thread, we all know wether you win the first game or not means jack ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Explain to her in doors, I have to travel back to Southampton for a few days, for the civic reception and the bus tour of the city and of course to see two Dutchmen given the Freedom of the city and while there try to get Alan Shearers autograph before he takes over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjk Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Going to see Flashdance at the Mayflower on saturday night so i might do a streak accross the stage screaming "oh when the Saints go marching in". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I'll probably go to the local and have a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 7 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Walked straight into that one didn't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Going to see Flashdance at the Mayflower on saturday night so i might do a streak accross the stage screaming "oh when the Saints go marching in". That's weird (the bit about going to see Flashdance on a Saturday night that is...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints-cris Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Well I'll be at The Oval watching the cricket, so I'l probably have another beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenridge Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Faint.....and if DMG gets a hatrick I'll be looking for a hat and some salt and pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjk Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 That's weird (the bit about going to see Flashdance on a Saturday night that is...) Yeah i know,the missus wants to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blanco Saint Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I will wee myself and not change my pants until we lose a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicestersaint Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Gordon bennett! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I will drive back to England for the Blackpool game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintwarwick Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Start chanting "we will walk this league" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Thats more like it Alps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I will probably be in shock for the rest of the weekend, not speaking a word until getting into work on monday morning and shouting, "IN YO FACE!" to the first person I see regardless of who they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 tell my sons one game does not make a season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I'll show my arse in Woolies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Thomas7 Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I will probably be in shock for the rest of the weekend, not speaking a word until getting into work on monday morning and shouting, "IN YO FACE!" to the first person I see regardless of who they are. This made me LOL... my fav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derry Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 work out the league table:smt026 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Say 'I told you so' to anyone who has ever doubted our good Lord Lowe and his much-vaunted Golden Duo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Say 'I told you so' to anyone who has ever doubted our good Lord Lowe and his much-vaunted Golden Duo. Yes of course, everyone knows one swallow makes a summer don't they? Dear o dear! Unlike you SCOOBY, if we win, I will be walking back silently to Cardiff station with my mate, soaked to the skin, yet extremely happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowballs2 Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Say 'I told you so' to anyone who has ever doubted our good Lord Lowe and his much-vaunted Golden Duo. As you have openly stated that Lowe will have FAILED if we are not promoted at the end of the season, will you go through a reincarnation and come back as Pluto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Say 'I told you so' to anyone who has ever doubted our good Lord Lowe and his much-vaunted Golden Duo. Certainly bizare, but worthy of the 'win'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBenali Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Come on here to read people still finding the negatives in an important win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 7 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Say 'I told you so' to anyone who has ever doubted our good Lord Lowe and his much-vaunted Golden Duo. You do that with every post so whats new! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 If we win in Cardiff I shall come on here and declare that promotion is virtually gauranteed ! Then if we lose the next game I will come back on here and declare that we are bound to be relegated! That's how it goes, does it not ???? Seriously though, I will be chuffed if we get 3 points and it will do wonders for the confidence of our new young team !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Saints winning the first game of the season is one of those famously unlikely things such as Elvis being found alive in Eastleigh, a London bus being found on the moon, or Paul Allen detecting alien life in his wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Second Coming Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Ask the wife for a BJ. That's how confident I am we'll get done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I will be surprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 If we win the first game, I'm gonna go crazy and attend our second game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I will make an extra special effort to play "hide the sausage" with some Welsh bint on Saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I shall go to my mates' karaoke party in Sharjah If we win I'll sing Take on Me by them Norwegian blokes without the aid of a crotch tightener If we don't I'll just sing badly as usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Well I'll be working, but if we win I shall make myself a cup of instant coffee without milk, and dip my balls into it while serving customers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 To celebrate this unlikely event I would alter my normal Saturday night Medium Cod & Chips order to Large Cod & Chips - and damn the expense ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I shall go to my mates' karaoke party in Sharjah If we win I'll sing Take on Me by them Norwegian blokes without the aid of a crotch tightener If we don't I'll just sing badly as usual Are you allowed karaoke in Sharjah? Isn't it apostacy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 ***** and moan about how Burley was better and Lowe is ruining our club before threatening to stop posting on an internet forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 I will have a glass of Champagne over an italian meal on Saturday night. And if we draw or lose? I'll still have a glass of Champagne....... At last - Saturdays have a meaning again! And the Sunday papers will take longer to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian the Red Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Win the first game, a foregone conclusion...... It will happen!! Then get use to it happening regualrly over the season... A few pints will be downed in celebration!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mprobert Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 I'll be looking on this forum for all the doom merchants starting their posts with "yes but...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Be seriously pleased.:eek: Oops wrong smileys, ones I clicked on were yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Ask the wife for a BJ. That's how confident I am we'll get done... I may do the same, after you of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 I shall drink a pint of champagne just like when we stayed up last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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