saint_stevo Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Whats the best way to clean, just peered at mine and it looks a tad dirty, its well hidden by some hair etc but i would still like to clean it. Cotton Wool Bud? Pick it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Ask your boyfriend to ejaculate into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Whats the best way to clean, just peered at mine and it looks a tad dirty, its well hidden by some hair etc but i would still like to clean it. Cotton Wool Bud? Pick it? Electric toothbrush and Listerine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Fill to the top with bleach and leave to soak for 55 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 (edited) Fill to the top with bleach and leave to soak for 55 mins. Was just listening to Black and Gold by Sam Sparro on the radio when i read that... "Filled to the top with fear but it's all just a bunch of matter" Confused me... Edited 7 August, 2008 by Scudamore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Electric toothbrush and Listerine. What he said, only use the fresh mint flavour please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Get the vacuum out. Once your belly button is clean, you can use said vacuum for other things... ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 August, 2008 I fear none of these are serious answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysaint Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Baby oil and a cotton bud should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 My first post as a full member... I have had three days of feeling like purple fluff in a larger naval somewhere beyond our comprehension. Luckily Saints play on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintcrris Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Stiff brush Hoover if that does not work a hammer and a very sharp chisel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Finger it, just a little bit (I can't hear ya) To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle by the Outhere Brothers, who incidently are making a come back. I have heard their new song, its funneh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 15 April, 2022 Share Posted 15 April, 2022 On 07/08/2008 at 18:37, saint_stevo said: Whats the best way to clean, just peered at mine and it looks a tad dirty, its well hidden by some hair etc but i would still like to clean it. Cotton Wool Bud? Pick it? Sorry for the lafe reply. Hope you got this sorted mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 13 year revival! Some blasts from the past on there. On topic, I favour a good old fashioned hammer and chisel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackedoff Posted 19 April, 2022 Share Posted 19 April, 2022 Compressed airline. Your local garage should be able to help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 April, 2022 Share Posted 19 April, 2022 33 minutes ago, hackedoff said: Compressed airline. Your local garage should be able to help you. You should always be very careful with an airline near skin. It can create an air bubble in the bloodstream and cause an embolism. Get yourself an umbilical hernia. If it sticks out far enough fluff will ever get near it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 20 April, 2022 Share Posted 20 April, 2022 Did Adam have a belly button? 🤔😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 April, 2022 Share Posted 20 April, 2022 28 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: Did Adam have a belly button? 🤔😉 He had a big scar where a rib was removed to make Eve. It was right where his belly button would have been so any evidence has been lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 20 April, 2022 Share Posted 20 April, 2022 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: He had a big scar where a rib was removed to make Eve. It was right where his belly button would have been so any evidence has been lost. Ribs don't go near your belly button, so why would the scar be anywhere near that? Pretty shoddy celestial surgery for the scar to be that big! A DNA test would also be useful, for paternal and maternal heritage. Not only for him but his inbred offspring! Edited 20 April, 2022 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 20 April, 2022 Share Posted 20 April, 2022 And now for something completely different... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 April, 2022 Share Posted 20 April, 2022 1 hour ago, Matthew Le God said: Ribs don't go near your belly button, so why would the scar be anywhere near that? Pretty shoddy celestial surgery for the scar to be that big! A DNA test would also be useful, for paternal and maternal heritage. Not only for him but his inbred offspring! Keyhole surgery, innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 12 May, 2022 Share Posted 12 May, 2022 On 20/04/2022 at 19:14, Matthew Le God said: Did Adam have a belly button? 🤔😉 Yes, it's where God finished shaping the lump of clay by poking his finger into it and said "OK, this one's done". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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