Brain Teasers

Right I have one of these brain teaser things, and here is an example. 60 S in a M, and of course the answer is 60 seconds in a minute.

I have noticed that there are plenty of rude ones I can make up, but I am looking for the right answers!!

1) 11 N, R D - 11 November, Remembrance Day

2) 2 L F - 2 Left Feet

3) The C S 1, the M R D - The clock struck 1, the mouse ran down

4) 32 W G (P B)

5) 125, F C - 125, Five Cubed

6) 1 F the R - 1 For the Road

7) 2 H of P (L, C) - 2 Houses of Parliament (Lords, Commons)

8- 3 P C (B N, S P, S) - 3 Peak Challenge ( Ben Nevis, Scafell Pike, Snowdonia)

9) The S S (E B) - The Secret Seven (Enid Blyton)

10) 7 H P N - 7 Harry Potter Novels

11) 1764 F T S - 1764 Forty Two squared

12) 1979 N P P for M T - 1979 Nobel Peace Prize for Mother Teresa

13) 1975 F F T E

14) 2 H on a B C - 2 Humps on a Bactrian Camel

15) 5 A on a S

16) 36 B K on a P - 36 Black Keys on a Piano

17) 2 C in a M - 2 crotchets in a minim

18- T 19 to the D - Talking 19 to the dozen

19) 49, C C for G (P)

20) R W on 29 A N Y - Royal Wedding on 29 April Next Year

21) 4 C in a H H - 4 chambers in a human heart

22) 180 D C is G M 4 - 180 degrees celcius is gas mark 4

23) 1 H is 4 I - 1 hand is 4 inches (well it is when you're measuring the height of a horse!)

24) 4 K in a C G - 4 knights in a chess game

25) 8 P for J in S - 8 Points for J in Scrabble

26) The 3 D (P P) - The 3 Darlings (Peter Pan)

27) E, 2 S U P

28- Q, G of 5 P

29) 2 E in a H H

30) 50, L in R N - 50, L in Roman Numerals

31) The 1 P C (D or N D)

32) D, 10 on M S

33) 5 P R J F (R, B, Y, W, and R)

34) 4 T S in M - 4 Train Stations in Monopoly

35) 1 J P S is a W - 1 Joule Per Second is a Watt

36) 1 A is F R - 1 Acre is Four Roods

37) 28 D in a D S

38- 9 C of Q V - 9 Children of Queen Victoria

39) 128, T to the P of S - 128, Two to the power of seven

40) 8 C T B in E

41) 2 U S in C - 2 Ugly Sisters in Cinderella

42) 7 B in a R T - 7 bells in a railway telegraph

43) 1 M B - 1 mighty bound

44) 42, E L T F

45) 7, A N of N

46) 45 Y, S W A - 45 Years, Sapphire Wedding Anniversary

47) S, 1085 M H

48- C N A, 24 Y A

49) 301 is S P on S M

50) S P D, M 17

51) B, 5 in S

52) 3 C M - 3 card monte.

53) 500 P S is a M - 500 Pounds Sterling is a Monkey

54) M S is D W N 11

55) The 7 S, C C - The 7 sacraments, Catholic Church

56) 1 G T D A

57) 22 Y in a C - 22 Yards in a Chain

58- 10,000, T to the P of F - 10,000, Ten to the Power of Four

59) S is 16 in F - Seize is 16 in French

60) 1694, B of E F - 1694, Bank of England Founded

61) 12 D of C - 12 Days of Christmas

62) 90 D in a R A - 90 Degrees in a Right Angle

63) 1839, F H R - 1839, First Henley Regatta

64) 1964, H W B P M - 1964, Harold Wilson Becomes Prime Minister

65) 5 L in a L - 5 Lines in a Limerick

66) 2 P in a Q - 2 Pints in a Quart

67) 4 Q in a P of C - 4 Queens in a Pack of Cards

68- 6 K G of E - 6 King Georges of England

69) 3 L P

70) A B and the 40 T - Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves

71) 2 T of 11 in H - 2 Teams of 11 in Hockey

72) 2 G of V (W S)

73) G M, 0 D L

74) G and the 3 B - Goldilocks and the 3 Bears

75) 3 C in the G F (B, R, G) - 3 Colours in the German Flag (Black, Red, Gold)

76) 18 H in a R of G - 18 Holes in a Round of Golf

77) 3 P C of L (R, G, B) - 3 Primary Colous of Light (Red, Green, Blue)

78- 1 W on a U - 1 Wheel on a Unicycle

79) 2 H on a C - 2 Horns on a Cow

80) 4 S in A (B, B, A and F) - 4 Singers in Abba (Benny, Bjorn, Agnetha and Frida)

81) 8 L on an O - 8 Legs on an Octopus

82) 86,400 S in a D - 86,400 Seconds in a Day

83) 21 S on a D - 21 Spots on a Dice

84) S the 7 S - Sail the 7 Seas

85) 4 C of the E - 4 corners of the earth

86) 20 S in a P (B D)

87) 1471, N of L C (P)

88- 25 P is a Q - 25 Percent is a Quarter

89) 5 a D (F and V) - 5 a Day (Fruit and Vegetables)

90) 7 S of a H - 7 sides of a heptagon

91) 999, O L T a T - 999, one less than a thousand

92) F 451, N by R B

93) 24 C G

94) L to H O S G in 2012 - London to Host Olympic Summer Games in 2012

95) 2 H are B T O - 2 Heads are Better Than One

96) 4 J on S C D (L, B, C and A)

97) 1982, P W B

98- A S in T S 9 - A Stitch in Time Saves 9

99) 4472 F S - 4472 (the last) flying scotsman

100) The 7 S, C C

Good luck!!

room escape was the worst brain dooer

10 - 7 H P N - 7 Harry Potter Novels ????

1) 11 November, Remembrance Day

30) 50 Ladyboys in the Royal Navy

49) 301 is Sane Posts on Saintsweb Mainboard (since it's inception)

2) 2 Left Feet

22) 180 degrees celcius is gas mark 4

39) 128, Two to the power of seven

1) 11 November, Remembrance Day

30) 50 Ladyboys in the Royal Navy

49) 301 is Sane Posts on Saintsweb Mainboard (since it's inception)

Genius!

44) £42, Essruu's Lowest Taxi Fare

40) 8 = Conservatives That Believe in Ethics

You've lost me.

56) 8 = Posts it Takes to Confuse Dune

I have to say that my head hurts just looking at them, but I just had to share my pain!!

21) 4 C in a H H

4 C**** in a 'H'ore house

56) 8 = Posts it Takes to Confuse Dune

It's a bloody stupid quiz if you ask me.

It's a bloody stupid quiz if you ask me.

Number 12, is about Thatcher? 1979?

Number 12, is about Thatcher? 1979?

12) 1979 N P P for M T

1979 No Pearls Present for Margaret Thatcher

(apart from the earings)

BTW she is looking hot and i'd have given her a pearl necklace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEPTjLl2Af8

Is that the right answer?

12) 1979 Nazi Party in Power for Margaret Thatcher

12) 1979 Nazi Party in Power for Margaret Thatcher

There's no "I" in it dumbo.

Right I have one of these brain teaser things, and here is an example. 60 S in a M, and of course the answer is 60 seconds in a minute.

 

I have noticed that there are plenty of rude ones I can make up, but I am looking for the right answers!!

 

1) 11 N, R D

2) 2 L F

3) The C S 1, the M R D

4) 32 W G (P B)

5) 125, F C

6) 1 F the R

7) 2 H of P (L, C)

8- P C (B N, S P, S)

9) The S S (E B)

10) 7 H P N

11) 1764 F T S

12) 1979 N P P for M T (This is for Dune)

13) 1975 F F T E

14) 2 H on a B C

15) 5 A on a S

16) 36 B K on a P

17) 2 C in a M

18- T 19 to the D

19) 49, C C for G (P)

20) R W on 29 A N Y

21) 4 C in a H H

22) 180 D C is G M 4

23) 1 H is 4 I

24) 4 K in a C G

25) 8 P for J in S

26) The 3 D (P P)

27) E, 2 S U P

28- Q, G of 5 P

29) 2 E in a H H

30) 50, L in R N

31) The 1 P C (D or N D)

32) D, 10 on M S

33) 5 P R J F (R, B, Y, W, and R)

34) 4 T S in M

35) 1 J P S is a W

36) 1 A is F R

37) 28 D in a D S

38- 9 C of Q V

39) 128, T to the P of S

40) 8 C T B in E

41) 2 U S in C

42) 7 B in a R T

43) 1 M B

44) 42, E L T F

45) 7, A N of N

46) 45 Y, S W A

47) S, 1085 M H

48- C N A, 24 Y A

49) 301 is S P on S M

50) S P D, M 17

51) B, 5 in S

52) 3 C M

53) 500 P S is a M

54) M S is D W N 11

55) The 7 S, C C

 

Good luck!!

What a f*cking stupid quiz.

6 - 1 For the Road

That's my one done.

Oh, okay, one more:

38 - 9 Children of Queen Victoria

Why do these quizzes only come out at Christmas time?

There's no "I" in it dumbo.

How silly of me. I must be wrong then.

How silly of me. I must be wrong then.

smirk.

39) 124, two to the power of six (or seven, somewhere round there. Only an engineer would notice, not a scientist though. Luckily there aren't any around)

smirk.

 

39) 124, two to the power of six

I should edit that quickly, if I were you.

30) 50, L in Roman Numerals

46) 45 Years, Sustained W*nking Aches (or it might be a Silver Wedding Anniversary).

9) The Secret Seven (Enid Blyton)

14) 2 Humps on a Bactrian Camel

4) 32 weeks gestation (premature birth)

7) 2 Houses of Parliament (Lords, Commons)

12) 1979 Nobel Peace Prize for Mother Teresa (where were you dune?)

18- Talking 19 to the dozen

21) 4 chambers in a human heart

24) 4 Kings in a card game

29) 2 Es in a Heil Hitler

39) 128, two to the power of seven

52) 3 card monte.

55) The 7 sacraments, Catholic Church

What a f*cking stupid quiz.

Ideal for a forum populated with gimps. They'll love it.

smirk.

 

39) 124, two to the power of six (or seven, somewhere round there. Only an engineer would notice, not a scientist though. Luckily there aren't any around)

I make it 128? Just a typo, I'm sure, but there are a lot of pedants about these days.

What a f*cking stupid quiz.

I love it.

I love it.

Have you been up all night thinking of answers?

You've lost me.

Whole point of thread.

Whole point of thread.

I bet such a nerdy quiz is right up your street.

Dr Who, can you edit the OP to include the answers already given please?

Dr Who, can you edit the OP to include the answers already given please?

Very good idea. I wouldn't want to waste what little there is left of my faculties.

OMG.... I have another 45 to enter. Will do that later!!

5) 125, F C

5) 125, Five Cubed

25) 8 P for J in S

25) 8 Points for J in Scrabble

16) 36 Black Keys on a Piano

17) 2 crotchets in a minim

23) 1 hand is 4 inches (well it is when you're measuring the height of a horse!)

43) 1 mighty bound (as in the old cliché/deus ex machina)

3) The clock struck 1, the mouse ran down

42) 7 bells in a railway telegraph

13) £1975 = Fitzhugh Fella's Tradeunion Expenses (weekly)

3) The Club Surrenders 1, the Mainboard Reads Doom

I bet such a nerdy quiz is right up your street.

To elaborate (because the penny evidently STILL hasn't dropped), this thread is only incidentally a quiz; it's main point is to witness your witless rage. Good job so far!

41... topical for this time of year: 2 Ugly Sisters in Cinderella

36) 1 Ar*ehole is From Romsey

53. 500 Pounds Sterling is a Monkey

53) 500 P S is a M = 500 Pounds Sterling is a Monkey

53) 500 P S is a M: 500 Pounds Sterling is a Monkey

53) 500 Pits Shut is a 'Maggie'.