dune Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 I will not use Winston Churchill quotes anymore and by this time next year I will be a Millionaire. As the late great Cecil Rhodes once said - "We must find new lands from which we can easily obtain raw materials and at the same time exploit the cheap slave labour that is available from the natives of the colonies". To this end I will follow his wise words like Jesus followed the star and I will retrace Rhodes steps, firstly by investing in the central rand, and then by closely monitoring the volatile situation in Rhodesia leading up to the elections this year so that I, like Rhodes, am a pioneer braving the hardships of living on the frontier and reaping the riches from the virgin land using modern techniques to extract the gold and diamonds, whilst at the same time sleeping well knowing that I have contributed to the advancement of Western Christian Capitalist ideology in true missionary spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 Not to respond to any more dumbass posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 1 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 January, 2011 I will also stop being a tight git and renew my Saintsplayer subscription. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 To put dune on my ignore list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 1 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 January, 2011 To put dune on my ignore list I bet you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 You sound more like Delboy every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 1 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 January, 2011 You sound more like Delboy every day. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 Be more obscuranticist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbattigger Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 "To this end I will follow his wise words like Jesus followed the star..........." Guess this means you're making it up. Jesus didn't follow the star, the Wise Men did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 1 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 January, 2011 "To this end I will follow his wise words like Jesus followed the star..........." Guess this means you're making it up. Jesus didn't follow the star, the Wise Men did. Who said? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbattigger Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 My gran and grandmothers know everything!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 I've given up beer for a year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 Not to wear my slippers outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 2 January, 2011 Share Posted 2 January, 2011 I have given up giving a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 2 January, 2011 Share Posted 2 January, 2011 To find out once and for all if Dune and Deppo are the same man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 /\ Deppo would not hard a fly, case closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 I decided one year never to make any more resolutions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 /\ Deppo would not hard a fly, case closed pervert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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