The Majestic Channon Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 is there a more ****ed up name than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 My sister went to school with a poor kid whose parents, Mr and Mrs Head, had seen fit to christen him "Richard". With predictable results. ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 If I had a pound for Everyone who claimed to know a Richard Head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu0x Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 A friend of mine is an IT Consultant. Whilst performing an audit of a company's database, he found a customer record called Roger Myring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 I have a guy that works at my contract called Mike Hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 I know a bloke called Wayne King, lol, PMSL, FAF etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 I know someone called 'F*ck Off You C*nts'. French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 I know a bloke called Wayne King, lol, PMSL, FAF etc etc i went to college with a Wayne King. is he a ginger ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 I had a few... Our local priest was called Al Coholic. My neighbour who is a page 3 photographer is called Oliver Klozoff. My urologist is called I.P. Freeley. There's a French-Scottish guy in my athletics club called Jacques Strap. My uncle's name is Seymour Butz. The guy who runs my kid's swim team is called Homer Sexual. The guy who trims my pubic hair is called Mike Rotch. Our old history teacher was called Bea O'Problem. I went to school with a guy called Richard Head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 i went to college with a Wayne King. is he a ginger ? No. I dont really know a bloke called Wayne King, but i am sure someone does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 No. I dont really know a bloke called Wayne King, but i am sure someone does. you lied Turkish shame on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smackalec Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 I no a guy called Hugh cumber. His dad is a vet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 you lied Turkish shame on you It's not really a lie, because just like i've met hundreds of people who know a Richard Head but never met one, i've met hundreds of people that know a Wayne King, i've just never met one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 It's not really a lie, because just like i've met hundreds of people who know a Richard Head but never met one, i've met hundreds of people that know a Wayne King, i've just never met one. well you've not missed much. he was a bit weird and a ginger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 well you've not missed much. he was a bit weird and a ginger It's no wonder with a name like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 At work in the last week I have come across a Phillip McKracken and also a Cliff Diver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 I have a guy that works at my contract called Mike Hunt. I went to school with a Phil Mike Hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfcuk fan Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 . How about Terry Wrist and Al Kyder ...... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8065f07468 :-) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 Miss Aisles at school was a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 19 November, 2011 Share Posted 19 November, 2011 Those horny Japanese whales just can't get enough of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 November, 2011 Share Posted 19 November, 2011 My meeting with Ray Sist was only bettered by my rendezvous with Ray Piste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 19 November, 2011 Share Posted 19 November, 2011 I noticed this thread but until seeing the article on the BBC I had no idea this was actually somebody's name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 19 November, 2011 Share Posted 19 November, 2011 If I had a pound for Everyone who claimed to know a Richard Head. If you'd just gone to mountbatten school in the mid-seventies you'd have met one yourself. And my bank manager is Richard Whittington, make of that what you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 November, 2011 Share Posted 19 November, 2011 That's a relief. When I read the tread tittle, I thought I was being called out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 My warehouse manager's first and middle names are Richard and Edward...he says nobody queried it until a teacher noticed when he was about 14 - went home and called his parents all sorts - and they didn't stop laughing for 40 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK the 2nd Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 I had a few... I went to school with a guy called Richard Head. Guy at work was Richard (****) Heade. He insisted it was pronounced "heed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 Richard Richards in my school. Daft fukcing "hippy dippy" parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 This bloke seems to get a giggle too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ufuk_Uras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 To be honest you can understand people of 35/40 years of age or more being called Richard Head. Dîckhead is a fairly recent insult,there a new ones around everyday or so it would seem,I never used the term in my youth and be sure of it if it was in my arsenal in the school playground or the uni refectory I would have used it.Wouldn't think it came into frequent use before about 71/72 and then only probably in the US. True the French equivalent "tête de noeud" was about early in the 20th century but as it's not a literal translation I doubt it influenced the origin of the anglo-saxon version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersfield Saint Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 There was a Miss Lay at our school - Legod Third Coming will confirm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 I was at school with a Brian Damage, true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 I swear on Matt Le Tissier's life that my cousin was called Wayne King, I say "was" as when he got to secondary school (funnily enough!!) he changed his surname by deed poll. I'm sure I've mentioned it before on here. Mate of mine at work used to go to school with a Richard Waddington...aka D1ck Wad !!!! I also work with someone who's name is Manmeet Gaiwad. I've had to have counselling to get over the hilarity of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 I don't get why Dick is an abbreviation of Richard anyway. Seems a bit fucking random. Like I could just decide that Cunt is an abbreviation of Philip and a lot of people would suddenly have 'hilarious' names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 I don't get why Dick is an abbreviation of Richard anyway. Seems a bit fucking random. Like I could just decide that Cunt is an abbreviation of Philip and a lot of people would suddenly have 'hilarious' names. Oi! Meanwhile. Many moons ago we had a Corporate Golf Event (ie a blag of a freebie trip to Jo'burg) One of the guys on the blag was Gibbon Human. He was a Yarpie of original Boer extraction. God knows where his parents found him though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 There was a girl at school called 'Theresa Green'. I honestly **** myself a few times during register. Not because of Theresa by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 22 November, 2011 Share Posted 22 November, 2011 Does anyone else remember the Chinese Restaurant in St Mary's called Wan King in the 70's? It was real! Honest!! I used to know someone at the swimming club called Susan Wedge. I seemed to be the only person to notice that it contracted into Sue Wedge. (Say it quickly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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