Dog Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 I have been wondering about this for some time now.... How the hell does Abu Hamza wipe his /\RSE ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 I too have wondered this previously. I guess he has social services call around twice a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 18 Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 I have been wondering about this for some time now.... How the hell does Abu Hamza wipe his /\RSE ? With extreme caution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 With this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 He doesn't need to, his a*^"hole is shacked in a cave somewhere in the TaraPalmer Mountains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 I have been wondering about this for some time now.... How the hell does Abu Hamza wipe his /\RSE ? He doesn't need to. All the sh*t comes out of his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 Sickipedia claims another victim. I R SEARIUS QWESCHUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 With the other hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 With the other hand? he hasnt got one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 How does he manually pleasure a lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 he hasnt got one! I thought he only had one hook? Either way, hook the toilet roll in and just move it up and down, hoping it's worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 By hook or by crook he'll do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 Very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 He could roll a bit of paper on the backside of the hook and wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 Unfortunately some poor P.O. has to do it for him. I'd make sure that I had chilli oil on my fingers and accidentally made a little contact every time I had to do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 I'd use sandpaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 10 August, 2008 Share Posted 10 August, 2008 Should this unlikely situation ever arise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Kind of like Captain Hook in Peter Pan, I expect he has different 'hands' for different occasions. He could unscrew his hook (dunno how he would do this with no hand to grip it with but bear with me) and screw on a 'bum wiping hand'. Do the deed and then pop his hook back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 He has a normal hand. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 I spy with my one working eye... I have tried to find a picture of him showing either a second hook or a working hand but all pictures he seems to love getting his hook out but keeps his second hand/hook or whatever it is, in his pocket. I bet he is playing with his balls. He is a pointless person IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 He has a normal hand. HTH Maybe a normal false one. Mind you I don't suppose he's allowed his hook in Belmarsh anyway. Abu Hamza lost both his hands and the use of his left eye as a result of wounds sustained in Afghanistan during a de-mining project around 1993.[6] He now uses a distinctive hook as his right hand. He claims to have lost his hands and eye as the result of helping clear land mines in Afghanistan left behind by the Soviet Union. Some dispute this claim and offer alternative theories, including that his hands may have been cut off as punishment for theft in Saudi Arabia.[7] On a special edition of the BBC's Newsnight program broadcast 16 November 2006 a Moroccan-French spy known by the pseudonym Omar Nasiri [5] claimed that he was told by one of his teachers in Afghanistan that he [the teacher] was present when Abu Hamza lost his hands in a nitroglycerin accident, in an al-Qaeda training camp in Afghanistan. [6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Is it incredibly wrong for me to think that people like Abu Hamza should just be shot? I mean he comes to this country (having said he hates western civilisation), lives off benefits, holds openly available 'hate-mongering' speeches ranting about how Islam should unite to rid the world of us westerners and gets away with it. Why are you here if you hate it so much? I have no qualms about saying I hope he dies. I expect I will get a lot of grief from people on here saying he is entitled to his opinion but if he wishes to express this kind of opinion, he can fruck off back to where he came from and preach about it there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 They have tried extraditing him back to Jordan I think but he has managed to fight it as he is currently fighting the US extradition request. We don't want him for sure. Bloody human rights act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Leave him alive, he wants to die its his religous views. Just let him get buggered everynight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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