TopGun Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I intend to invent and patent a device that detects deposits of precious metals from a helicopter height. What is your scheme to get rich or die trying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 follow a helicopter on my super motorbike and dig up the precious metals before the the helicopter lands, otherwise buy repo properties in decent areas and do them up to sell them for a huge profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Long range destruction device for helicopter tracking motorcycles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Manufacture a shielding device to surround helicopter tracking motorcycles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I'm going to invent an online football forum where saints fans cn talk about crap but only cheats them £4 per year for the privilege. It will be called saints£foureva.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Indestructible anti-shield device for helicopter tracking motorcycle shield devices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Indestructible anti-shield device for helicopter tracking motorcycle shield devices A novel chemical capable of destroying indestructible devices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 A big red flashing light and Tannoy that says 24x7 I am up here go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I'm going to marry a premier league footballer. Admittedly, given I am a 59 year old, straight, man, with a bit of a beer belly, this is not particularly likely to happen even if my wife does divorce me, but .. hey .. you've got to have a dream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Bring free porn to the web and then sell advertising space for the site, don't think its been done before ??? Failing that take up flying lessons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I'm going to marry a premier league footballer. Admittedly, given I am a 59 year old, straight, man, with a bit of a beer belly, this is not particularly likely to happen even if my wife does divorce me, but .. hey .. you've got to have a dream! Get the missus to have an affair with one, then sell your story and/or sue the footballer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I'm going to get a bank loan and buy £20m eurolottery tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Get the missus to have an affair with one, then sell your story and/or sue the footballer... Unfortunately , apart from gender, the description for me also fits my wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Unfortunately , apart from gender, the description for me also fits my wife! Your options are narrowed down to Rooney then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I'm going to get a bank loan and buy £20m eurolottery tickets Do you work for the pompey supporter's trust ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Your options are narrowed down to Rooney then. She has standards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I intend to buy Portsmouth Football Club, clear it's debts, sit back and wait for it to become a Premier League team once again ! It's a sleeping giant, you know ! Can't fail, no way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Im going to invent a device that can detect depodits of previous metals from a stealth jet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Start up a football forum and charge each poster £4.99 for annual membership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Three legged stockings as when the aliens land their fairer sex will want to look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Transparent toaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Transparent toaster Something like this....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I'm going to invent an online football forum where saints fans cn talk about crap but only cheats them £4 per year for the privilege. It will be called saints£foureva.com Start up a football forum and charge each poster £4.99 for annual membership. What a d!ckhead! I've already undercut you. Yours would go the way of saints pages, just you and dune talking about the good old days. While I am raking it in, having a curry every other weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Mikey Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 Transparent toaster Clippable mat for mugs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I'm going to ask one million people if they could give me a quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I've invented process for making poo edible. It makes for v.low calories snack and cos I know how to get lots poo for free my overhead costs is v.low and I can undercut most other brands like mcdonald's and pret a mangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 24 January, 2013 Share Posted 24 January, 2013 I've invented process for making poo edible. It makes for v.low calories snack and cos I know how to get lots poo for free my overhead costs is v.low and I can undercut most other brands like mcdonald's and pret a mangers. Transparent toaster I'm gonna combine these two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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